"Ubuhanga bwa Metrazh" (Urugendo rwa Baiki)

Ntabwo tubanje gusubira no gusarura inyandiko zisekeje zubuyobozi bwa Tatyana Razumavskaya, na none gusebanya, nuko bafata icyemezo - ugomba gusangira nawe.

Imyaka itanu y'ubuzima muri Leta Zunze Ubumwe z'Abasoviyeti, kugeza mu 1988, nakoraga nk'umushakashatsi muto wa hermitage. Umuntu wese, wabaye umuyobozi, azi ko ibibazo byiyongera biratangaje kandi bitateganijwe. Noneho, nyuma yimyaka myinshi, kuri njye mbona bishimisha ubwabo, ahubwo tugitekerezaho muburyo bumwe bwo guca intege imibereho myiza yumutima-umuco bwabasore ba mirongo inani.

Izi nyandiko zatangiye nuburyo umugabo yanyegereye ku mfuruka ya hevsky na admiralstesky abaza:

"Mbwira, imyifatire iri he?" - ?! - Hu, uburyo bunini, aho abami babayeho.

Hariho rero ikaye yitwaje izina "Igihangano cya Metrazh"

Mu shami rya kera: "Kuki abo basiganyweho bahorana bafite amaboko?"

Ibid. Itsinda rya Aziya yo hagati: "Umukobwa, nkuko utagira isoni. N'ubundi kandi, mu itsinda ry'abagore n'abana! "

Ibid: "Agasenge! Ubwa mbere, gusubiramo, hanyuma yerekanwe! "

Mu cyumba gito cyo kuriramo. - Kandi urashaka kuvuga ko abasirikari n'abasare bari hano - kandi ntacyo batwaye? - Yego. - Kandi nafata!

- Erekana umurambo! (Mummy) - Uburyo bwo kubona hano ubwoko bwose bwa Mumiya ya kera? " King ntiyamubabaje mu nzu. Yagenze undi muntu? - Uburiri bw'umwamikazi burihe? . yabayeho na rasputin? - Kandi ifarashi yuzuye he ekaterinaina niyi?

Muri Rubens. Itsinda rya Polonye hamwe n'umusemuzi wa Soviet. Gutembera: "Kandi uyu ni vakh." Umusemuzi: "Kandi iyi niyo shusho yawe yumuhimbyi bach" a. Guceceka. Noneho ikibazo kiva mu itsinda: "Kuki muri iyi fomu ?! "

Imbere ya "Vakhom" Rubens: "Dufite voronezh iminsi 15!"

Mbere yo kuzenguruka. Itsinda rya Moscow: "Ham, nyamuneka byinshi kandi vuba!"

- Turashaka kubona byose. Njye: Uburebure bw'ingoro ya Hermitage kilometero 15. - (Byishimo) kandi tuzagenda km 5 mu isaha kandi mumasaha atatu tuzasuzuma byose!

Itsinda ry'Amateka y'Amateka 4-5 rya kaminuza ya Almaty. - Watubwiye hano kubyerekeye kubambwa kwa Kristo. Umbwire impamvu babambwe? - Nigute wiga inkuru, udasoma Ubutumwa bwiza? - Kandi ntitwatsinze. Hu Tubwire muri make. - Muri make? Ku batavuzwe.

Itsinda rya Aziya yo hagati. Tunyuze mu gihe cy'itumba. Bihuye n'umugabo wo mu itsinda - ituze, mu gutwi: "Umukobwa! Uri impungenge nini, kandi utwereke uyu ni ishusho! " ("Venus" Bush)

Nyuma yo gutembera: - Hari ikibazo? - Hariho. Kandi inzira isohoka irihe?

Imurikagurisha rya ha Dresden. Igishushanyo Voronese "Umukobwa wa Farawo asanga umwana Mose" no ku mashusho menshi - gutura "Mose, kwita ku misozi." Umukecuru (Biratangaje cyane): Ukuntu hashize imyaka!

Muri salle ya Knight. "N'amafarashi ahekenya?"

Itsinda ryabanyeshuri bato bato. Amur Falcone, mwarimu areka umuyobozi akavuga abasore: - Bana, reba basa? Guceceka. - hu Nigute! Iyi ni lenin nto!

- Nkiri hano ubushize, twerekanye umuhinzi, Ekaterina II yagaburiwe nisupu Peter I!

Kandi amagi ya Kulibin arihe?

Nyuma yo kuzenguruka, umukecuru ashaje, abanyamahane. - Mbwira, Petero Mukuru - Yakoze byinshi ku Burusiya, kandi ni ukubera iki nta mujyi w'izina rye? I (witonze): Mu 1924, Petrograp yahinduwe amazina ya Leningrad. - Yego, yego, hano ndakubajije, kubera iki? Kandi nandika he kuri ibi?

Cyane cyane no gutuza, unkure kure yitsinda. - Kandi he irihe shusho iri he, aho ishushanyije ... Dana yambaye ubusa? - Ushishikajwe na "Dana" cyangwa "Dana" Titaniya? - Niwe, ndibuka ... hano hari kubeshya ... yambaye ubusa, kandi yazanye umwana we ...

Itsinda rya Leningrad. Ndasaba guhitamo muburyo butandukanye bwinzira. - Urabona, turi lenraders, turi hano kenshi, amashusho n'ibishusho tubizi, bityo tutwereke ibyiza kuruta icyumba cya cyami!

- Kandi Alexander Mapan Mapan Imva? (Alexandra HVEVSKY)

Na Petero I na Kristo - ubu ni bumwe?

Ingendo zabujijwe. - Ufite igihe kingana iki hano? Imyaka itanu irashize Rafal amanitse, noneho yaje - Rafael!

- Kandi mbwira impamvu iyi Madonna yamye akorana numuhungu muto kandi ntanari kumwe numukobwa muto?

Muri salle makumyabiri. Nsobanura igikundiro cy'ubwubatsi. - Kuki utwitayeho nawe ukaba uvuga? Dufite ubwanwa, yak ibisimba!

- Kandi ifoto yawe iri he, aho umukobwa agaburira amabere yumurwanyi wakomeretse? (Rubens "Otselyube Abaroma")

- Kandi uzatwereka ko Petero yicaye? - Kubwamahirwe, inzu ifite ibishashara irafunze. - (amarira mumaso, mwijwi) none kuki twagiye hano ?!

I Pazeryka.- Kandi iyi ni mummy yubworozi. - (gushidikanya) amoko? Kandi biteye isoni cyane?

- Mfite ikibazo cyo kunonosora. Nashakaga kumenya ubuzima bwanjye bwose, Petero I nde? - Romanov. - Nigute? Na we?!

Kuri isaha-pewock: "Kandi iyi ostrich yatemye ryari?"

Kuri Madonna Benoit. Itsinda riva Moscou. - Hano wavuze ejo hazaza h'uyu mwana. Byamugendekeye bite? - amaze gukura, yabambwe. - a, murakoze.

- Grozny yica umuhungu wawe? - Grozny yica umuhungu muri TreYAkogh gallery, i Moscou. - (birababaje kandi bitengushye) nibindi byose?

Umukecuru igihe kirekire kandi ashishikaye abona igishusho cya Herakla yambaye ubusa, ashingiye ku ibara. Umukecuru: "Iyi ni Petero I, yego?"

Itsinda rya Ukraine. Asinzira urugwiro rwose. Bukwi na bukwi, mu maboko ya Taras Bulleba, uhagaze imbere yanjye, kanguka, umunwa ukwirakwira mu nseke nziza, zireba igikombe kinini cya marish hagati ya salle, Blyno: - Kuva, iyi yaba a igikombe, yego um wi pelmeney!

Kuva mu bunararibonye muburyo bwa Hermitage

- Ufite amakuru yishyuwe? - Ari. - Noneho, umusarani uri he?

- Ese ibihugu bikora? (Mu buryo bwo kumva niba imurikagurisha "igihangano cya Venetiya")

Nigute nshobora kubona ifoto aho abagore benshi bambaye ubusa bashushanyije?

- Urashinzwe? - Ndamakuru. - Niki utanga amakuru yuzuye? Nkeneye byuzuye. - Urashaka kumenya iki? - Nigute nshobora kugera mu ngoro y'itumba? - Urayirimo. - Kandi impinduramatwara yari hano? - Yego. - Urakoze cyane.

- Iyi ntebe ni angahe? - Ihangane? - hu, itike. - ruble. - kandi niba kuri bitatu?

- Hano twaguze amatike kandi ntirizi icyo kureba. - Ni iki kigushimishije? - Kandi ntidushishikajwe!

Ubwoko bw'umugabo ufite inshingano: - Imurikagurisha rya Mae rirakinguye? - Kubwamahirwe, ejo bifunze. - no ku biro by'isanduku nabwiwe ko byafunguye! - baribeshye. - Kuki nakwemera? - Yizera. Jya mu nzu ndangamurage kandi wisuzume. - Ari, igice cyakazi cyawe kirihe? Uranyumva? - Ndagusobanukiwe. Ni iki kindi kikureba? - Nshimishijwe n'ukuri. - Ukuri kugomba gushirwa hejuru. - birasobanutse. Umuyobozi mukuru ari he?

- Utanga ibyavuyemo? - Yego. - Noneho mbwira, nuko mbungatike ebyiri mububiko bwa zahabu, kandi ndi jyenyine. Nkore iki? - Kugurisha itike. - Ariko nahagaze isaha imwe kumurongo kandi sinshobora kugurisha gusa itike kumuntu! - vuga mu murongo mwiza wumukobwa ukatatanga itike kuri we. Inzira nziza yo guhura. - Urakoze cyane!

- Ufite iki ku ntambara hano? - Intambara bwoko ki? - Hu, kuri bamwe.

- Nigute nshobora kujya muri enlande "Ubuhanga bwo muri Finlande"? Maremare kandi usobanure muburyo burambuye. - Kandi hariho imurikagurisha "Ubuhanga bwo muri Finlande"? - Yego. - Hawa ntabwo anshaka!

- Kandi inyamaswa ziri he?

- Nigute wagera kuri "umuhungu ugoramye"? ("Umuhungu urakaye" Mikelanello)

Kuva ku miyoboro

- Mbere yawe, uhagarariye ishusho yang dequean.

Salfian aracyari ubuzima. - Reba uburyo indimu yanditse bidasanzwe. Ndetse nibitonyanga bigaragara ibyuya!

Mu ishami ry'umuco w'Uburusiya. Umutegarugori utunganijwe: Mugihe cya Petero Jyewe, iyi mashini ya Chub yavumbuwe!

- Kandi iyi ni inkoni iva mumagufwa ya Catherine II.

Kuva kuri "Danai". - Reba uburyo impapuro ziteganijwe munsi yimpano!

- Kandi ibi biri imbere yawe imva ya Alexander Hevskogo-2! (n'ikigereranyo n'izina rya sitasiyo ya Metro)

Ubuyobozi igihe kirekire bubwira itsinda "Danaai", hanyuma burahindukira bureba biteye ubwoba ko bari imbere yo gushushanya Ludaldo "Intambara ya Centairs." Avuga rero ati: "Muri ako kanya, igihe Zewusi yagaragaraga mu mvura ya zahabu imbere ya Daneyana, uyu munara w'uyu munara wagabye igicapo cya Lapifari!"

Muri rusange, nk'uko Abagereki ba kera babivuze mu kilatini: Vita Brevis, Ars Longta - "ubuzima bwa cork, iteka ryose." Hamwe na tugwa ku nkomoko y'abakomoka kuri bet, ntidushobora kumvikana.

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