Niba urota imbwa, birashoboka ko uhuza nonaha, ni ubuhe bwoko bwo kubyara bikubereye. Nta makuru yabuze - uzamenya nta kibazo kijyanye n'ubuzima, kandi ku myitwarire yinyamaswa, ndetse nuburyo byoroshye kwigisha imbwa yawe ejo hazaza.
Ariko ntamuntu numwe uzigera akubwira amafaranga uzahindura nyuma yo kuzana icyana murugo. Nta muntu uretse, birumvikana ko amafoto.Jack Russell. Ituze, gusa utuje.
Milo itazibagirana kuva mu muco "mask" "yagufashe ukuri kwe no guhiga amaso mugihe wari umwana. Noneho wakuze, amaherezo wafashe icyemezo cyo gutangiza inshuti y'amaguru ane kandi birumvikana ko wahisemo Jack Russell Terrier - imbwa itigeze ikaraba.
Ibi rwose birarambiwe. Niba warigeze gucikanywaho mumarangamutima nimvugo - iyo nyirakuru yaguhaye kugerageza kugerageza pies hamwe nifishi, cyangwa inshuti ikomeje kurakara, cyangwa inshuti yombi ivunika - uzibuka ibi bihe byombi urujijo. Kuberako guhera ubu, umurimo wawe nugutera umupira.
Birakenewe. Guta. Umupira.
Niba Jack Russell aragufashe hamwe na politiki, hashize amasegonda abiri nigice yicaye ufite amaboko yubusa kandi ntacyo akora, azahita ahagarara imbere yawe numupira uri mu menyo akana umurizo. Kandi uzajugunya umupira. Rimwe, na kenshi, nibindi ijana. Imyaka icumi iri imbere. Byibuze.
Ariko ubu, ndetse n'ingabo nto za gahunda zimyaka itanu zitwaje tambourine ntibazashobora kukuvana wenyine. Umupira. Umuntu uwo ari we wese. Umupira. Igisha. Umupira. Ituze. Umupira. Umupira. Umupira. Umupira.
Umwungeri w'Umubiligi. Igicucu makarenko.
Abungeri ni imbwa zukuri. SMART Reba, umutima witabye. Umuntu wese arabyumva, ntukavuge. N'impamvu? Kurugero, Makarenko yari azi byinshi kubyerekeye uburere kandi yakoze adafite frique. Umuyoboro - Haguruka! Umuyoboro - mu masomo! Umuyoboro - kandi Well-ka kumurongo hanyuma ugenda imbere, mugihe kizaza!
Wowe na sisitemu bizatanga, kandi uzagira mugihe cyo kugenda. Kimwe na shobuja ibyo ntibikenewe kugirango disipuline nka ZKs, IPO, pss no kwihuta. Ahari undi muntu - ukurikije uko umunyabwenge azaba Umubiligi wawe. Ararambiwe nta biryo afite ubwenge kandi nta kazi, kandi iyo kurambiwe - ufite ubwoba. Kuberako uwamuzi ko azongera kubakuramo kurambirwa.
Ariko, uzabona vuba ubwiza bwa disipulini ndetse na GAHTRA HAMWE. Amagambo "uburyo", "itsinda" n "" ikizamini "kizakubwira neza umuziki. Niba kandi wibutse uko naryamye mbere ya sasita kandi ngama muri mudasobwa, kandi ntabwo ari mu murima w'ivi, noneho turahinda umushyitsi. Kandi reba imbwa yawe, nk'icyizere cy'abana kigeze kureba ku mwarimu ukomeye: "Nibyo nabaye - umukozi mwiza na komamolets. Kandi niba utari wowe, Anton Segonovich, nari gukura muri isoko! "
Umwungeri w'Ubudage. Ugomba mwese!
Ikidage ni inzozi za buri mwana wumusosiya. Mukhtar na Julbars, feat feat, "Seire yintwari!", Amabere yimbwa muburyo. Emera, uracyatekereza ko imbwa nyayo igomba kuba: a) serivisi nini b) c) umwungeri.
Ariko ikigaragara nuko abandi bose batekereza muburyo bumwe, nubwo batamenyekanye. Uzabona bidatinze ureba ishyari no gushimwa. Abaganga niba mu bwana nta ngufi nta ngufi nta ngufi, nta mercedes izayisimbuza. Ntuzigere utinze gukora inzozi zabana! Ntabwo ari uwawe gusa, ahubwo nabandi bose.
Urashaka wowe cyangwa utabikora, ariko ubu uri superman. Ibi bikwiranye nisugi yoroshye, hamwe nigisabwa kumarana ninzu kuri parike yijimye kandi irimo ubusa. Bizakureba ufite ibyiringiro, Janator atera urubuga rwumupira wamaguru. Ubu ni ukuri muzumva "Hey, nshuti, mfasha!" Kuva mu izamu ry'ububiko bw'ijoro igerageza kuzirikana inyota ya Scuba y'abavuzi. Kandi "Nyamuneka kura icyombo kiva ku giti!" Nawe. Na "Tuzabyumva, ubwenegihugu" - twongeye kugushimisha.
Ntushobora kwanga, birumvikana, ariko birashoboka cyane ko udashaka. Kuberako uzi - ariko imbwa yawe ntiyakwanga. Uzashaka rero guha inshingano rusange soneoner cyangwa nyuma. Nubwo waba waramenyereye neza ko ntamuntu numwe.
Siberiya Husky. Tundra yashakaga?
Niba usomye amagambo ahinnye ya GCS, ibi ntibisobanura ko urubyiruko ruki gihe rutazi inkuru na gato, kandi abyumvise, arandika. Ibi bivuze ko umuntu agurisha Husky, amaso yubururu n'umukara n'umweru. Birumvikana ko uzakuburira ko ugura imbwa cyane nkumusaraba hagati ya Jaccoon hamwe na D'Artagnan, kandi birashoboka ko uzagerageza kwajugunya skiing nicupa ryaka. Ariko ntibizongera gufasha.
Iyo amaherezo ubyutsa imitsi, uzasanga bateye itabi, baguze inanga na minivan, bakunda imbeho kandi batatu. Cyangwa umunani. Ariko icy'ingenzi ni ibintu byose ushobora gukaraba no kurakara. Vacuum no guhanagura. Burimunsi. Uku nuburyo ubuzima kandi buzanyuramo - mu kuboko kumwe hakurya y'intoki, mu kindi - sima, ku maguru ya skisi, mu masoko yo gusiga uruhinja, no ku ruhanga rwa Rowing Roming Resos kuva i Jack London.
Basset Hound. Zen ku giciro gikwiye.
"Ndetse no mu marushanwa ya Cretine, wafata umwanya wa nyuma! - Kubera iki? "Kubera ko uri akajagari!". Kuba wahisemo ubwoko bufite icyubahiro 10-ahantu hamwe kurutonde rwa 10 rwarubyaye cyane cyane kuri wewe. Kurugero, kuba uri umuntu ubishinzwe kandi ntuteze imbere ingorane. Kandi urihangana cyane.
Mubyukuri, Basset ntabwo ari imbwa yibicucu na gato. Gusa we - hound. Arimo ubusa kumutwe kugirango akurikirane. Gusa inzira ni agaciro. Gusa we - n'inzira, n'intego n'idini. Niba kandi kubwimpamvu runaka ntakurikizwa - none kuki, reka mpingurana ibintu bike?
Noneho mwigeze kubona amahoro. Gukura umwuga, ibikorwa byo hanze, inshuti nyinshi hamwe nabagenzi babarirwa mu magana, nuwahoze ari iphone ya gatandatu, kandi ntukeneye - ugomba kwiruka, ugomba kwiruka, ugomba gukora, ugomba gukora umwanya! Niki? Ntukizere ko ari wowe? Ntukeneye ikindi kintu kitari intebe, igitambaro, umuriro hamwe na basset? Iburyo. Imyanda yose usibye inzuki. Nibyo - usibye inzira.
Chihuahua. Igice cya kilo rwuburakari.
Imbwa nto irarishye cyane. Cyane muri metropolis. Ariko igihe cyose imbwa atari iyanyu. "Twemera urugamba!" - Gutesha agaciro Chihua, kugera kumuhanda. Injangwe z'umuhanda wa prestate, amayeri, imbwa nini, zijimye, ariko abana benshi bafite amasuka - ntamuntu numwe ushobora gutera imbwa.
"Oooo, Umutima muto w'intwari!" "Uzareka amarira y'icyubahiro ahita akubita nabi." Abantu b'ibicucu. Ntabwo bakuraho abato baruta mu nzira yawe kandi bashire amaboko muri muse - nkaho bafite intoki zinyongera.
Oya, ntibishoboka rwose kubana nimbwa nto mumujyi. Nibyiza kugura inzu yumudugudu no gukora uruzitiro rukuru. Bizashoboka gutangiza inanga ya fluffy hamwe na pony kandi yemerera abana baturanye kuri yo kuyitwara.
No gutesha agaciro Chihuahia mu nzu no gutembera mu gace kayo gusa. Nibyo, ntugomba kubiryozwa kubantu bagukikije - abapfu nkabo. Kandi ubikize ibyo murambiwe cyane kandi unaniwe cyane. Ariko ntushaka kubeshya urupfu, kuko ukuri?
Staffordshire Terrier. Iyo inshuti yawe mumaraso ...
Ntacyo bitwaye impamvu wahisemo abakozi: Birashoboka ko watsinze imico ye ya gicuti, ahari isura idasanzwe, kandi wenda ubwenge bwe bwo kubaza. Ni ngombwa ko kubadukikije ubu ari nyir'imbwa yica.
Uzahita umenya kubaho, nkaho mumukino utagira akagero. Hano wasize kugenda, kandi abantu bose bari hirya no gutangira kwerekana imfungwa za politiki: amaboko ku nyanja, amaso hasi, mu maso arahari. Uyereke ubwabo imbwa yawe ntabwo ari akaga zose - ntibishoboka. Ariko uzagerageza rero gutera ubushobozi bwo kutatakaza ibyiringiro. Nubwo mubudahemuka rusange mubumuntu, wenda, gutakaza.
Ariko umubano wawe numuryango ninshuti bizarushaho kwimbitse kandi byizeye. Ubwa mbere bazaguca intege kubiguzi nkibi, ariko rero uzasobanukirwa ko imbwa yawe ari inshuti magara yabantu bose kandi izayikunda abikuye ku mutima. Kandi uzakunda byinshi.
Nyuma yo kubaha kuvura ibikomere no gukomeretsa, kandi umuntu arashobora kubaga plastike kumazuru yamenetse. Staffords akunda abantu cyane kandi bakeneye rwose gusimbuka ku mikorere kuri buri mushyitsi. Kandi bafite imitwe, ariko, icyuma.
Umwungeri w'Ubuholandi. Nta kintu na kimwe.
Umwungeri w'Ubuholandi - Byendagusetsa Shaggy imbwa yirabura ifite ubwanwa bwinshi kandi bunanuka bugwa mumaso. Ntawe uzi muri iyi mbwa, abantu batekereza ko ari Mongrel nziza cyane. Urukundo nk'urwo rwo kurasa muri firime zumuryango hamwe nimperuka nziza.
Iki nikintu cyiza cyane, gihora cyiza na gahunda yumwuka. Azakunda abana n'abakecuru bakomeye mu gikari cyawe. "Sangira kumwenyura, kandi azakugarukira inshuro zirenze imwe!" - Wibuke, yego? Iyi mbwa ntazazana ikintu cyose mubuzima bwawe usibye ineza no kumwenyura.
Ariko niba ufite byibuze umuntu, ndetse uzigera uvuga uko wiswe ubwoko bwimbwa yawe, urashobora kwibagirwa izina ryawe. Masha wowe cyangwa Sasha, Eleanor Wowe cyangwa Arnold - uko byagenda kose. Niba uvuze, ibyo aribyo byose. Guhera ubu, uri amashanyarazi. Strelus. Nkuko babivuze, ntakintu cyihariye.
Labrador. Dexterity kandi nta buriganya.
Ahari nkumwana, warose kuba umukinnyi ukomeye cyangwa prima-prima-ballerina, kandi wenda ninzoga yindege muri sirusi, ariko ufite ubwoba - ntabwo wari ufite ireme nkiyita cyane. Niba kandi inzozi zimwe na zimwe zo mu bwana nibyiza gukomeza inzozi, noneho utezimbere imico mishya ifite akamaro mugihe icyo aricyo cyose.
Niba ugura Labrador, ugomba kumenya uburinganire - urashaka cyangwa udashaka. N'ubundi kandi, ibintu nyamukuru biranga Labrador ntabwo ari inshuti yose, ntabwo ari ineza ntabwo ari isosiyete. Ikintu nyamukuru kiranga Labrador nuguhora ahantu uteganya kuza.
Kandi unyizere, Labrador izi neza ko uhagurutse kunywa amazi buri joro. Kandi kubyerekeye ibyo udakunda kwinjira mu gikoni ku mbwa induru irabizi. Ariko uryamye ahandi - hejuru y'imbaraga ze. Ariko uzagura bidasanzwe amagambo yawe. Kuberako iyo basitaye kumuntu inshuro mirongo inani kumunsi, imvugo ifatika irasimbuka mu rurimi.
Yokshire. Kurwana n'umwijima.
Urashaka kuba umurwanyi wumucyo? Emera Umucyo ni, nkuko mubizi, inyigisho, kandi bitemewe - ku buryo, umwijima. Nk'ubujiji. Confucius ibuka icyavuze? "Biroroshye gushyira buji nto kuruta umwijima w'umwijima." Hano uzahinduka buji. Ubundi se, abantu bose batekereza iki bakavuga kuri Yorkshires? "Umufuka Nevadoaka", "mope ifite imiheto", "igitambo cy'ubuhanzi bwo gutunganya" - kandi ibi ni byiza.
Ariko niba iyi mbwa nto itura munzu yawe, uzasanga Yorkshire ari ukuri, intwari nyayo: ubutwari kandi bwitabijwe, umwuka numubiri. Imbeba, by the way. Kororoka n'amateka akize cyane, by the way. Icyakora. Ariko. Kandi ntushobora kwihanganira akarengane nk'ako: abandi, birumvikana ko batagomba kuryozwa ko batavukiye mu bwami bw'Ubwongereza, ariko ubujiji bugomba kurandura burundu! Birakenewe kubasobanurira, birakenewe kubagezaho kuba bari mububasha bwimikorere myiza.
Ntuzacika intege n'umwijima, witonde: gutwara hafi yijimye yerekeza kumucyo, urashobora kuba kumuntu wintwaro.
Dachshund. Dr. Inzu na byose-byose-byose.
"Yoo, kuki umyesita ari iki? Byatewe isoni no gutenguha cyane! " - Hariho indirimbo nk'iyi yo mu itsinda "Umwami na Jers". Kandi ntuzarakara rwose igihe umwana wabo azongeragana na we nyuma: "Mama, reba - Imbwa-Sausage!". Ndetse wemera ko yarohagura tagisi yawe, kuko aryoshye kandi afite umutekano rwose.
Ariko vuba cyane uzasobanukirwa ko iki gihe gito kidashoboka rwose kunanirwa. Imigendekere ndende n'imikino ikora hafi "Ntukore." Byongeye kandi - mucyumba cyawe cyo kuraramo cyashizeho Laz inzu ituranye, kandi Dachshund akomeje gucukura. Birashoboka cyane, urabaza inama zabafite inararibonye, kandi birashoboka cyane ko bazakubwira - Doravail, imbwa yo guhiga! Ariko rero uzamenya ibintu byinshi bishya. Kurugero, ko tabiger ari umukabanya abatuye amashyamba, ariko isosi yawe itagira ingaruka iracyakaze.
Kandi kuva icyo gihe uzatangira gutwara ubuzima bubiri. Kumyaka yicyumweru uri umujyi wubatswe, imbwa isekeje amaguru magufi. Muri wikendi - umuhigi wo gukina urusimbi, no ku nkombe ntabwo uri i Copa yose, ariko "roho ya Oblos, mbi, yirukana." Kuva ubu, uzamenya ko igitekerezo cya mbere kirashukana. Kandi nta na rimwe kandi ntawe ku Ijambo. Abantu bose barabeshya. Na cyane cyane imisoro.