Andika SilleoPis ya Filime kugirango ibe iriba mbere yo kureba - ubu ni ubuhanzi bukomeye! Nukuri, abanditsi bamwe b'iyi gahunda za tereviziyo bize kwimura ibintu byimbitse n'umutobe wa firime iyo ari yo yose muri Sasha Smilanskaya
Twakusanyije guhitamo mugufi, ariko ibisobanuro bifite ishingiro, bifatika, nyuma ushaka kubona akazi nkumuntu udoda bose. By the way, kuki kwiyanga umunezero - kora, kandi nawe urashobora! ;)
Gutukana, nkuko bisanzwe, ibyacu.
"Uri umukobwa mwiza kandi urota ko uri umwamikazi leia, kandi ufite bikini ya zahabu? Kuyikuraho ahubwo, bitabaye ibyo ingabo zijimye zizafatwa! " ("Intambara. Igice cya 4. Ibyiringiro bishya")
Ubwenge, Cho. Kandi nabyo birasa cyane nibisabwa byamahugurwa yerekeye Vedicity Femininety!
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"Gukiza amazuru no gutora amatwi, ikibi mu gihe kinyuranye n'umwami w'abami Shao Kana basubiye ku isi yo ku isi, kutihangana gukurura Mordoboy. Gusa abakristu b'abanyabwenge gusa raiden ntabwo ari shit! Mat kubintu byiza ni kuri we. " ("Intambara y'urupfu 2: Kurimbura")
Uzarinda ikibi mu maso havuguruzanya kandi utontoma amatwi - bihinduka ku bugingo!
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Ati: "Nkuko wabonye umusore Julie wa Yastoto Brian, na we akunda amatwi. Kandi aratsinzwe, parasite: Ntabwo nkunda, na gato, kandi byose, nubwo waba umusazi. Ibintu byose bizahinduka nyuma yicyiciro cya karindwi, igihe Mozpusy Brian yamenye ubuhumyi bwe, bizatinda gusa. " ("Muraho, Julie!")
Kandi ubwoko bwiyi firime hamwe nabadage bazi iki? Birumvikana ko ikinamico, cya Sirosli.
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"Yanked yera yera yahagaze mu muhanda, kandi hano kuri wewe: yimpunge, yafashe batball and ajya kurwana na sisitemu. Kandi rero nakora neza mubyaha, ntuhagarare ku nzira umuringa wo musaza w'intumwa umaze imyaka isekeje. " ("Ndayirengaho")
Turirimba intego ya "Grafepper": US-TYA-LYAN Yang-Ki ntabwo yang tro-gal na ko-umubiri ... tekereza, ntuhagarare, ntuhagarare umupolisi wakubiswe!
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"Ku cyapa cyo hagati cyo hagati. Umuyoboro wintwari ufite umwirondoro w'ifarashi kandi amaso ababaje akurura umurozi arna an mu babbeya wa kure kugira ngo ayikize kuri satani. Ariko, abasangirangendo b'inshuti bose bari kumuhanda Mrut, kandi Anna yatangiye gitunguranye asa nkaho adasanzwe ... " ("Igihe cy'umupfumu")
Yibwiraga rero ko muri rusange muri rusange, enyeetani, shitani imbere, utekereza ko hamwe nubwoko bwose. Kandi arazimya cyane ...
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Ati: "Kubera ubuzima bwo mu muryango mu ntaremwa y'Abanyamerika bararambiwe n'uwagize urugo rwa Sara, ko, yamenyereye Brad ake kandi ashyushye, yemeye kuri Mig ku yaha. Byose ntacyo byaba ari ubusa, ariko muri UGAR, Sarah yibagiwe ko maniac azerera mu mujyi. " ("Nka bana bato")
Nibyiza, niba rero ikirango gishyushye ari cyiza cyane, urashobora kujyanwa by'agateganyo maniac. Nibyiza!
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Ati: "Umusazi n'Umwami utoshye Miki Rourke usenyuka mu mujyi n'insengero mu gushaka imiheto ya Epirshian, wunguka icyo azashobora kubohora Titans anza. Gusa abashoboye guhagarika Madman ni lubricant bastard testia n'isuku y'imico itandukanye. " ("Intambara y'imana: idapfa")
Twemerewe kubisobanuro bikungahaye kuri "Inkumi zidasanzwe-Oracle", hamwe na Kuzkina nyina wimana.
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Ati: "Abaga abarozi bafitanye isano zari bagiye mu rukundo rwabo kandi ubu bababaye, basuka imisaya idahwitse. Hermione ni we wagize ishyari, kandi harry gusa, gutsinda kwifuza kubagore bato b'Abashinwa, abashakanye bagabanuka bakubita amayobera y'ubwo kudapfa - erega, urugamba rwabo rukomeye rumaze kuba hafi! .. " ("Harry Potter na kimwe cya kabiri cy'amaraso"))
Nta kubaha insengero! Turashaka, abasomyi ntibishimiye konji kuri bo?
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Ati: "Ubuvandimwe bw'impeta bwatandukanijwe ku bigo bitatu, ntamuntu ushaka kuba cyane. Aragorn Yamurabye Inkota, Ibyishimo hamwe na Pipin Genda ku biti. " ("Umwami w'impeta: ibihome bibiri")
Nibyiza, yego, Boyan, yemera. Ariko nyuma ya byose, igitabo gishimishije cyikinyamakuru, kandi ishingiro rigaragaza - iyi ni yo matangazo ya kera ya kera.
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Ati: "Umuceri wa Maggie ntiwizeraga ko hariho abamarayika hamwe n'umutekano wa Nicholas Kage, kugeza igihe yakundaga umwe muri bo. Kandi ibintu byose ntacyo byaba ari ubusa, none marayika wa Sefu agomba gutorwa rimwe n'iteka ryose hagati y'urukundo rw'imana n'isi. Kandi ibi ntabwo byoroshye - amababa yashize ntabwo akomeza ... " ("Umujyi w'abamarayika")
Amababa, Amaso ... Ikintu nyamukuru ni umurizo!
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"Tracy Tern yaka kuva mu bwana bwarotaga kuba imbyino sobanura inyenyeri. Ikibazo nuko Imana yahaye nyina mumaso ya Yohana Travolta, kandi nayo, ni ibintu bihumva cyane. Mu bucuruzi bwo kwerekana, aba ntibatinubira ... Noneho iki? " ("Spray spray")
Yego, ubu ni bwo bwakiriye ubuvanganzo. Umumarayika ufite ijisho rya kato, Mama hamwe na Travolit, indaya ifite imisatsi ya Julia Roberts, inshuti yimbitse hamwe nijwi rya holmes ... tuzakoresha!
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Ati: "Ubukwe bw'umwungeri uragirana Batyr yarangiye kunanirwa cyane - umugeni amutema umutwe, maze Battry ubwe yafashwe n'umupolisi wo mu cyaro cya Jaddy. Muri gereza, Batyr yahuye na porunogarafiya-umwami svede, ukwirakwiza ijambo ibikorwa byangiritse mu mikino Olempike i Moscou. Suwede akingura Batyr ibanga rikomeye ryabanyamahanga-robot. No hanze, Baty aje kukazi muri Polisi. Ariko kwibuka umugeni wapfuye ntibikwemerera umupolisi ukiri muto gusinzira atuje. Niki? Nibyo, shakisha amakosa kandi utose nta mpuhwe. Muri kano kanya, abanyamahanga batera amayeri muburyo bwa nyuma bwa gahunda yo kwica abantu. Ariko izi ni imbuto kumuntu wanyuze mubuzima bwishuri muri gereza ya Buruyat ... " ("Yatinsotests")
Muri ibi, ibintu byose, birumvikana, birasekeje bike. Ese ibyo biraruhura kuba iyi ari firime nyayo ...
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"Ubusaza ntabwo ari umunezero. Ariko ntabwo kuri buto ya Benyamini, wavutse ufite umusaza wimyaka 80 kandi buri mwaka urubyiruko, ruhindukirira ubwinanzi bwa Brad Pittta. Birababaje gusa, ugomba gupfa akiri muto. " ("Amateka y'amayobera ya buto ya Benyamini")
Byari bicyari ibyatsi kuri we. Ariko byari bifite intege nke kubona umucukuzi nka guhindukirira urumuri hamwe na picals yo mu kato no mumaso ya travolit?
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"Hacker isanzwe ya Neo aba ku isi kandi ntakekwa ko iyi si ari byo gusa ibisabwa n'imashini z'ibimbye, kandi na we ubwe ni we utorwa na Matrix. Kugira ngo asinzire mu kimenyetso nyacyo, yifatanya n'inyeshyamba atangira kunama ibisate n'amaso. " ("Matrix")
Nyirabuja andika. Gukuramo ibitotsi, tangira kunama ibisate n'amaso yanjye!
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"Siyoni, ubuhungiro bwa nyuma cy'inyeshyamba, ntabwo ari ibihe byiza. Morpos mu kwiheba, neo - umutego, hamwe n'abakozi b'amayeri ba sbithi, batyo baturuka mu maso, bagwiza umuvuduko uteye ubwoba. Ubumuntu butegereza "umuseke w'ubuzima bushya"? " ("Matrix. Impinduramatwara")
... na Ron ni Tupit, kandi byishimye hamwe na pipin, yego.
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"Niba ubyutse umva ko nta mwana wawe uri hafi yawe hamwe n'imbwa y'undi - reba ku ndorerwamo. Babaye abandi, ahubwo nawe. Kandi ugifite ibikoresho, imyenda n'abiryo bikundwa. Birasa nkaho inzozi zawe ziba impamo kandi umuryango wawe wahindutse utunganye. Igiciro gito cyo kwishima ubuzima bwawe bwose, sibyo? " ("Zone ya Twilight. Ubundi buzima. Ongera usubire")
Gerageza kuzirikana ibiyi n'amaso yawe. Ntugakanguke? Yego, erega, ubu dutegereje guhinduka muri Brad hamwe nijisho rikura ryaka ... nubwo nyuma ya gereza ya Buruyat, izi mbuto zose!
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"Mu mujyi utuje, aho amakimbirane acecetse mu iduka ry'imboga afatwa nk'ibyabaye, aje gusura nyirakuru Lindsay Lohan. Birumvikana ko umujyi utangira ikuzimu. Kandi niki ushobora gukora - gukomeretsa abana. " ("Cool Jeworujiya")
Turasaba gukoresha ibisobanuro rusange "kandi ni iki ushobora gukora - igikomere cy'abana" uko byagenda kose iyo ikuzimu irangiye!
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"Abashakanye basanzwe bavutse umwana. Ninde wari gutekereza ko mubyukuri ari mutant, yiteguye kwica abazima bose? Ariko uragukunda - kandi birabaho! " ("Butuye")
Nibyiza, urabyumva, yego? Korali! Batatu cyangwa bane ... kandi ni iki ushobora gukora - igikomere cy'abana!