Amasezerano yumwaka mushya yitanze, kurugero, kugirango atangire ubuzima bushya, hari ibirayi kuva McDichka bitarenze rimwe mu kwezi, burigihe usubiza guhamagarwa nabana, reka ibirenzeho? Kandi kubyerekeye uburiri igitekerezo? Hano hari urutonde rwinama zingirakamaro zo gukora neza.Amakarita kumeza
Ntabwo yabikoze umwaka ushize? Igihe kirageze, umukunzi. Mbwira amaherezo mugenzi wawe, niki ukunda kandi niki wifuza kugerageza. Niba apocalypse akomeje uyumwaka, uzakomeza gupfa ntuzababara cyane.
Urufunguzo rw'itumanaho
Ariko mbere yo gukomeza ikiganiro gikomeye, nimwumve. Witonze. Interineti. Ihuriro ryasaze nibindi byose. Ku kiganiro kijyanye n'imibonano mpuzabitsina no guhinduka muri yo ugomba kwitegura, nubwo atari ikizamini.
Kuzamuka
Nibyiza kwiga ikibazo, niba wageze ku ngingo yo kwemererwa ku kintu gishya. Imbere, isi nshya nziza yibitekerezo iragutegereje.
Porunogarafiya na zadorno
Ok, ibintu byose bimaze kumenya neza "pro" na "kwinyuranya" kubyerekeye kureba porunogarafiya. Niba uri abasore bahagije hamwe numufatanyabikorwa, aho tutashidikanya kumasegonda, kandi uzasaba kwerekeranye na anus, abaderelologiste blonologiya ashobora kuba amakuru ateganijwe kandi atanga amakuru. Gusa ntuzibagirwe kugabana ibintu byose kuri 48. Kimwe na "X-dosiye", ukuri kurahari.
Menya imipaka yawe
Nta muntu n'umwe wahagaritse akarere keza. Menya neza ko utayirenga ku mikino mishya.
Kurema, nou Ubugizi bwa nabi
Ntukemere, ube umucyo. Niba kandi fantasy yawe ishobora kwiyumvisha mugenzi wawe, gutanga, mu buryo butunguranye, yarose ubuzima bwe bwose, ntashoboraga gukora. Mwepe! Ikipe yimibonano mpuzabitsina.
Hindura inshingano
Niba umaze igihe kinini, birashoboka ko ufite inshingano zose zatanzwe. Rove Inyandikorugero. Wibuke uko nyuma yimyaka mike muruhare rwa "Snowfuke" kuri Matinee yabana, washakaga kuvuga "umunwa." Kandi ntiwigeze twicuza kuba nakurikije ibyifuzo byacu. Hari hafi kimwe. Stereotypes na fat biracyari ibitekerezo bitandukanye cyane.
Isuku
Kubona amategeko mashya cyangwa ngo ushireho. Twakundaga gusimbuka mu buriri nyuma yigice cyisaha gihagaze muri douche. Uzigame amazi hanyuma ugerageze gusiba ubu buryo, ndetse wige ibyo unuka rwose, nta mpumuro nziza.
Bitatu mu bwato
Ganira numufatanyabikorwa niba gitunguranye. Biragaragara ko "gatatu" kumubare munini wabashakanye ahubwo atnecdote, kirazira kandi mubyukuri ubuhemba. Ariko niba wageze kuri "gorbachevsky" muriki kibazo, icyo gihe nicyo ikuzimu ariho, ukuntu umugabo arimo gusenya aho. Nk'uko polythiphy, subiramo urukurikirane "SVBG", aho Charlotte "yatumiye inyenyeri" yazunguye ku buriri.
Kohereza ubutumwa bugufi
Nubwo waba utari abafana, kugerageza. Iri jambo rinyangamugayo, imyitozo isekeje cyane, ryindimi, birumvikana, niba umunezero utaje, noneho uzitabira. Inzozi muburyo ubwo aribwo bwose. Ariko uracyakwitondera ibinyamakuru, cyane cyane kumurongo umwe ugana mumaso. Urabizi, nkuko bibaho, ejo uzatandukanya na Byrupse no kwihorera porunogarafiya ntibishobora guhindura amayeri nyuma.
Tangira mu gikingo gikigishijwe
Reka nibino bitazaba arsenal yuzuye yamaduka yimibonano mpuzabitsina, ariko gusa. Hasi no hanze ibibazo byatangiye.
Yanduye ururimi rwawe
Yego, yego, gerageza nawe. Kandi na none urugero ruva SVBG. Wibuke, ngaho Redhead Miranda idashobora gutangira kwongorera nabi nyirabuja, hanyuma byari biteye agasuzuguro kuburyo bidahagarara.
Erekana amatiku kandi ashushanyije
Icyitonderwa, ntabwo turi kuri "Simpsons" nonaha, ariko kuri wewe. Ibi byose birashobora kandi ugomba kugerageza. Birumvikana ko kubonana na mugenzi wawe. Kandi mu buryo butunguranye, umuntu uturutse mu ruhu rwa supery kandi ko atuka rwose agenda mu gikomere kandi nyuma y'intambara n'injangwe mirongo itatu.
UMUNTU
Amaherezo imyigire irambuye kurusha intoki ziratandukanye, ariko nka nto!
Koresha porogaramu
Gusaba imibonano mpuzabitsina, ntabwo ari "tinder" nabandi ubu, mubyukuri, miliyoni, kandi birashobora kuba ingirakamaro kuri byombi, Google nto.
Isomero ry'ibitsina
Soma, yego, ntabwo ari aya mazina yubupfu, rimwe numwaka utanze ibihembo kubisobanuro bibi cyane byintara kugutera inkunga kubintu byumwimerere.
D - kwizerana
Ntuzatungurwa niba ubonye ko mu buryo busanzwe imibonano mpuzabitsina ikomeza kandi bukomeza kwizerana, kwihangana no kwitonda. Gerageza kandi utinyuke, uzategereza inzira ndende kugirango uzamuke hejuru ya olympus, kandi niba wizeye rwose, ntibizababaza na gato.
