Wowe, namwe, imigani myiza kandi yimbitse, ugenda ku mbuga nkoranyambaga, zipimwa inshuro icumi gusa? Twahisemo kubareba munsi y'uruhande rushya no kubahishurira byinshi, kure cyane. Kumurikirwa gushya.
Karoti, amagi n'ikawa
Umukobwa ukiri muto yaje kwa nyina atangira kwinubira ingorane zingenzi hamwe nibibazo mubuzima bwumuryango. Mama, amaze kumva igihe gito, amujyana mu gikoni n'aho ashyira isafuriya itatu y'amazi. Mu isafuriya imwe, yashyizeho karoti, ku rindi - amagi, no mu cya gatatu - ikawa y'ubutaka.Nyuma yiminota mike nyuma yo guteka, nyina akura isafuriya mu muriro maze atanga umukobwa we na we ngo arye kandi anywe ibiyirimo. Umugore mukuru yagize ati: "N'ubundi kandi, nabishyizemo kabiri, n'uwa gatatu ku mazi aryamye." "Kandi uko bahinduye ukundi! Karoti mu mazi abira yabaye yoroshye, amagi - bigoye, n'ikawa byahinduye uburyohe bw'amazi! Urumva icyo nshaka kuvuga?
"Mama!" Igisubizo cy'umukobwa. Ati: "Naje kubona inkunga nkeya, kandi ntushobora kwita ku ifunguro rya mu gitondo utanyemereye udateguye imikorere yawe isanzwe muri yo. Uzi icyo, ubu hamwe nubunararibonye bwose, nzajya kwa psychoanalyst, nibyiza kumarana amafaranga kuruta imitekerereze yawe! Kandi nanjye ndasaba cyane kuvugana ninzobere, kuko ibicucu byawe byari ngombwa guteka amagi abiri kuri karoti imwe. Psychoanalyst izaba ivyo uvuga! "
Banki n'amabuye
Abanyeshuri babajije umwarimu we mubiganiro kuri filozofiya kubyerekeye igitera umugabo. Umwarimu yakuye aho banki atangira kubyuzuza amabuye. "Iyi banki yuzuye?" Amaherezo yarambajije. Abanyeshuri barashubije bati: "Yego." Umwarimu atangira gusuka muri banki. Ingano z'umusenyi zasangaga hagati yamabuye, gufunga buri mwanya wubusa. "Reba? Ubwo yari umwarimu ati: "Yuzuye rwose." "Ndashaka ko ubyumva ..."
"Hagarara, umwarimu," yahagaritse umunyeshuri we. Ati: "Turabizi uyu mugani n'ikibindi. Birashimishije cyane, urihe, guswera, gufata amabuye gusa numucanga? Iyi ntabwo ari ishami rya geologiya, uratwigisha fi-lo-fi-yu! "
Porofeseri lukavo amwenyura umukobwa utihangana arasubiza yitonze ati: "Kuva ku mpyiko, Ivanova. Aya mabuye yose n'umucanga biva ku mpyiko zanjye. "
Cask
Itsinda ryabanyeshuri bakuze baje gusura uwahoze ari umwarimu. Bose batangiye kuvuga kuri bo, kandi buri wese akora umwuga mwiza. Ariko rero abigishwa batangira kwinubira ibibazo kumurimo no murugo.Umwarimu yateze amatwi yitonze, hanyuma ategeka guca agatsika, ajya mu gikoni inyuma y'ibikono n'ibikombe. Yagarutse afite tray, yagumye hamwe n'ibikombe n'ibirahure bitandukanye, uhereye neza kandi byiza ku birahure bisanzwe kandi byiza, kandi bitanga abashyitsi kwisuka ikawa. Igihe cake yaribwaga, mwarimu yabajije niba bumva igitekerezo.
"Yego yego!" yatangaye cyane, Petrov Lyuba. "Mu byukuri, mu byukuri, ubuzima bumeze nk'ikawa, kandi ibindi byose ni igikombe gusa. Twashimye rero ibikombe byiza, nkaho uburyohe bwa kawa buzahinduka ... Kandi Magdalena Elizarovna anywa byimazeyo ikirahure kandi umunezero utabona! "
"Umupfumu, Petrov," yahagaritse umwarimu uwo ari we wese. Ati: "Nashakaga ko werekane ko mugihe witotomba hano ko amasaro afite chalk, ndahagarikwa kumushahara wingengo yimari. Ntabwo mfite serivisi imwe yose kugirango nshyire kumeza yo kwizihiza isabukuru! Kandi ntuhagije ko, aho kugira ikintu cyiza, nampaye iyi broom gusa, niko ibikombe byiza byose byaratewe, binsigara ikirahure. Abanyeshuri beza bameze neza! Ohereza hano! "
Umukecuru atangira gukubita urubyiruko rwinshi kwa roza, kugeza basize inzu ye.
Umwanya
Umucuruzi umwe wageze mu kigo cy'abihaye Imana, igihe kirekire ategereje ku misozi iri hafi igihe umuyobozi w'iyoboye aje. Mu kigo cy'abihaye Imana, yararakaye cyane abbot, uko bishoboka ko umuyobozi yoherejwe nyuma yamasaha ane nyuma arenze ibikenewe. Abbot yagize ati: "Tutubabarire,". Ati: "Ariko twerekana ko coscmic, ntabwo ari ibihe byisi. Reba. Ni ubuhe bwoko bw'ishyamba bufite igitonyanga mu rupapuro rumwe? Kandi ni ubuhe bwoko bw'isi n'ijuru bubangamira gahunda yawe? "
Ati: "Muri uru rubanza, sinzasinya igenzura ry'intera inkunga. Ni ubuhe bwoko bw'isanzure rifite aya mafranga? " Hanyuma abihayimana baramurika baramujugunya ikuzimu kugira ngo atazana ishusho yabo yisi. Na cheque kandi utayifite hari abakunzi basinyira.
Ubuziranenge
Umuyisilamu ukiri muto wo mu mujyi yaje kuruhukira kwa nyirkuru mu mudugudu. Yinyerekeje ku buryo abagore bose bafunzwe cyane, nubwo ubushyuhe bwo mu cyi. Benshi nubwo bigoye bimuwe, mu maso habo hari umutuku.Yarantu ati: "Sogokuru," Kuki abo bagore bose bakomera? " Umusaza yakuye bo bombo ebyiri mu mufuka, umwe mu kuzinga, undi atagira, abaza icyo umwuzuzo wabo yiteguye kurya. Umusore aramusubiza ati: "Birumvikana ko ari isuku." Sekuru aramubwira ati: "Hamwe n'abagore kimwe."
Yavuze ati: "Umwuzukuru yarebye ati:" Mfite ibibazo bibiri gusa ". Ati: "Ubwa mbere, kuki ukomeza bombo yanduye idafite impapuro? Kandi icya kabiri, uri hano ni iki, mubyukuri urenga?!?! "
Kutizera
Umutoza wumutoza umwe wubahwa yakuye abantu mu nyigisho ku bwenge, asezeranya ko igitekerezo cyabo cyose cyubuzima kizahindukira. Mu nyigisho, yahoraga asubiramo amagambo y'ubwenge kandi akora ku mutima, cyane cyane Albert Einstein. Benshi mubari bateraniye hamwe banditse inyuma yumutoza, kandi umuntu umwe gusa ufite umwe gusa yimvura ningofero ihirika igihe cyose: "Einstein ntiyigeze avuga ko! NIKI SIZE? Ubuswa Byuzuye! "
Mu mizo ya mbere, umutoza yibukije ko aya magambo azwi, ariko amaherezo kwihangana kwe guturika, kandi yasabye ko yasize abumva igihe adashimishije kubyumva.
Uwumva ntiyitabiriye icyo gihe, arambura vuba, arenga umujyi wose, agera ku irimbi arabura hariya muri Imwe mu mva. Byari Albert Einstein.
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