Inyenzi ninjangwe, kurinda ibintu. Amatungo ya Annelialing Homemade

Ugumana inyamanswa azi ko rimwe na rimwe bashoboye ibitangaza nyabyo. Nibyo, kandi mugihe hagati yibitangaza ntabwo birambiwe bidutangaje. Twasabye abasomyi kuvuga uburyo ibyo bakunda bikongejwe.

Injangwe Marselyza yankoreye hamwe na alcoolmeter - ibibazo kuri yo, niba hari akamenyero, bimupfuka umutwe. Nubwo injangwe zingahe, ntamuntu numwe washoboraga ...

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Mugihe dufite imbeba nyinshi, imitekerereze ya yozh yabaga mu kato itandukanye. Abagore babaga kuri batatu (selile eshatu). Hergehog yari afite umugore ukunda. Ingirabuzimafatizo zose zisanzwe zarafunze. Ntabwo ufunze gusa, ahubwo nanone watetse insinga. Nyuma y'umugore ukundwa, hatangiye gutenguha, nijoro nabonye ibi bikurikira. Yozh afungura akazu ke, adashaka kandi, aho bibaye ngombwa, yinjiza insinga kuri selire yayo. Ijya mu kato k'umugore ukundwa, idashaka insinga, irakingura. Kandi, nyuma yamasaha atatu, muburyo butandukanye: Biragaragara, bifunga selile yumugore, birabashiramo, biza kuri njye, kandi bitwaza (nkuko byari bimeze.

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Isaba injangwe kugirango itwikire umusego - uburyo yahise asinzira. Nubwo yari amashyi yo mu gasozi akaba n'umurizo ukaze. Bita - bifatanye.

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Dachshund mwene Wachshund, igihe umuhungu wanjye yavukaga, ahita andika mu Nannies. Twaguze radio Nanny, kandi nicyo cyo kugura-imbwa ahora gihora ucecekeshe kandi hatangiriye kutifata, ahita yiruka ampamagara.

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Iya kabiri y'injangwe yacu, Jackie, yakundaga gukina nk'imbwa. Twamutakambiye "ati:" Aport "yajugunye Karameli arabazana. Urashobora guterera hejuru, ku kabati - ni izihe mbwa ishobora gukuramo ku kabati?

Injangwe imwe yashimye kuzamuka ku mazuru no gukubita igitabo. Urimo wicaye, ntukoraho umuntu, na Tyutchev kuri wewe. Abwira urufunguzo na terefone zigendanwa.

Noneho abaho injangwe ukunda kureba imikino ya mudasobwa nka GTA cyangwa umwicanyi, abarwanyi hamwe nababyawe kuri televiziyo kandi bahindukirira marike. Yatahuye aho buto, ashyushya aho, hanyuma usimbuka vuba kandi areba muri nyuma yigikoresho akumva urusaku kandi avuka. Amezi menshi, iki gishimishije ntikizamubabaza.

Injangwe imwe iduhatira kuyifata ku ntoki no kugendera kuri lift. Mugitondo, iyo dufashe ikinyamakuru, kuzunguruka ibirenge nimyanda, urashobora gusimbukira inyuma, ufata amaboko ukajya kuri lift, utuze utangira kugorora. Kuki akeneye - ntibisobanutse. Mbere, byasabye buri munsi, ubu bike, ariko niba nta wundi muntu muminsi myinshi, bitangira gukenera, bihuye muri koridor no gushyikiriza buriwese uko bireba gato - bisobanura kugenda.

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Injangwe zanjye zariga imyumbati yumunyu kandi ikadutera imbere: umwobo watwitse ibintu byose byasize ubwoya.

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Umuturanyi wabaga cockada no kwigana. Amatafana yarwaye umubyibuho ukabije, maze umuturanyi amukomeza ku ndyo. Igihe kimwe yafashe Kakatu kubera ko yakubiswe binyuze mu kato k'ibintu by'imbuto ndetse nandi Parot Yummy. Indyo ntizizarengana!

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Injangwe Kozya yahawe kugirango tubeho, kandi mu mwaka yazanye Musya, atwite. Musya yibarutse inshuro eshatu, bararerewe kugeza igihe inyana zatanzwe. Ksyu yanze iyombara ye mu nda yanjye yatwite, akadomo k'umwana, maze Kuro yavukaga, amuvamo mu gitanda. Kuro yahumurijwe neza na we. Injangwe ya Luther irahangayitse cyane iyo ngiye kwiyuhagira. Icara kandi utegereze igihe nagiye. Birasa. Kwiyuhagira kwemerera, bicaye kuruhande, sink ikunda gusa, ariko roho ireba igihangano.

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Imwe mu njangwe yanjye yariye inyanya. Ugororotse, urashobora kuvuga ngo, REBA. Urcha no kunywa itabi. Kandi ari rimwe, igihe nyirakuru w'inzu yatakaje ubwenge kandi nta muntu wigeze ubaho, usibye injangwe, akubita hasi, kugeza igihe azabyuka. Yagombaga gufata imiti, yibagirwa, afata icyo gitero, niba atari injangwe, ntabwo yari guhura n'ubwenge n'igitero cyoroshye yahindukaga umutima.

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Pog Monia aba mumuryango wabahanzi. Kandi yarwanyije kwiba ibibindi bifite irangi. Cyangwa ubakure, bishimye hasi muburyo bwo gukuramo. Na we ubwe yatowe. Ni inyama za terry zifite ubwanwa. Uru rwago rero rwari ubururu, nibara iryo ariryo ryose. Cyangwa kurya. Hanyuma .... itanga gushiraho amabara yose yumukororombya. Ikintu gisekeje nuko igihe cya "amabara pop" cyari umwe mubahanzi ba Andy Warcholl. Nibyo, kandi uyobe mu rukuta rwa Charles Galery Calles rimwe na rimwe bigaragara. Noneho Chris yarabuze, noneho Pietro Manye. Kubwibyo, dusetsa ko imbwa yacu nayo ari umuhanzi. Postmodernist. Kandi irinda kwigarurira satie.

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Umusore wanjye muto yamenye ko umunezero wose wubuzima (ibiryo) uva muri firigo na guverinoma ikurikira. Igihe kigeze cyo kubaza injangwe, yahanaguye ibyo bikoresho byombi bifite insping zimwe. Ibisigaye ntabwo byigeze bifuza.

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Umwungeri wa Caucase, nini, unaniwe, mwiza kandi winshuti. Muri parike, twaramutse tujya kuzenguruka nta mbogamizi. Igihe ingimbi zifite umuziki uranguruye, maze ajya kuri bo mu muziki uramwenyura. Hip Hoper, iyi ni indorerezi itazibagirana. Rimwe na rimwe Yahinduwe hamwe nifunguro: zashyizwemo ibice bibiri "igice cyibiryo kuva hasi kugeza hasi mbere yo gutangira ibiryo. Byose, kandi kumpera ni ibice bya dessert.

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Nyasha (injangwe) iyo yagiye muri bkoni, yicaye kuri widirishya kandi akareba mu muhanda, no mu nzu, buri gihe mu nzu. Neza - Niki, yavutse kumuhanda, ntabwo yabonye uyu muhanda?

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Imbeba yanjye yibye igice kinini cya Ruh-Topaz, amuhatira icyari cye, kandi ngaho ... Sinzi, arashimwa, ariko akomeza ibigega by'ibiryo.

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Babushkin Vasily, wabaga mu bikorera ku bandi mu muryango w'ubuntu, yaduhinduye muyindi muryango - yaje ahantu hose yuzuye kandi inzugi z'inzu ziri mu burenganzira, yamenetse kandi yerekeza kuri chulad ).

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Igikona cyanjye cya Corvin, (umugabo, ntabwo ari igikona, ari cyo gikona cyijimye), gishyingurwa kandi kigeze, gihitamo couple. Kandi yari ... mama. Namwitayeho, muraho, nagerageje kwiyahura, birumvikana ko atari byo. Kugira ngo wumve uko ibintu bimeze, ni ngombwa kumenya ko ibikona ari monoga.

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Urukuta rw'injangwe rwabonetse kandi rushyushye mu "mutima w'imbwa" ko ariho "iyi njangwe ejo hasuwemo - yibwe ..."

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Injangwe monda yigishije umwana wanjye. Twabishyize hasi ku gitambaro, hagati, kandi kumpande zabitswe ibikinisho byiza. Ariko fizuch kumugati muto yagarukiraga kumugereka kugeza hafi kandi nibyo. Kandi ntuzitayeho - gutaka, kandi ntirukurura byinshi, ariko birabeshya. Inteko yarashyizwe ku mfuruka - aryamye ku mfuruka, ategereje kugeza igihe impanuka, yemeye kumukangura, iva mu rugi, asiga imyuka yo mu mwobo, yinjira mu mfuruka y'ubwo bukurikira. Amasaha abiri arashobora noneho gutwara igipangu cyane. Kandi gusa igitambaro hasi, nta mwana, ntabwo yari ashishikajwe na gato. Kandi yaje no ku mbuto rusange, niba umwana yarabyutse, akankubita inyuma y'ibirenge, asubira mu cyumba, ansubiza mu cyumba, hanyuma agarura ubugwaneza mu gikoni.

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Injangwe yacu yatangajwe acide, ireba guturika no kwitabira ibitereko bya Borschism. Niba twatangiye tutayifite - umururazi mumaso no kurakara byipfa! Ntuzigere wiba ikintu cyose kiva kumeza kandi ntihanze ikindi. Inyamaswa nkiyi yimbwa iyo ari yo yose!

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Imbwa yanjye yakundaga kwiruka hejuru y'inzu ya Sarai. Yari umusingi munini, mwinshi, kandi asimbukirayo nta kibazo gikomeye.

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Inyenzi hari ukuntu zidahuye zumva sogokuru wanjye. Niba nyirafuni yabwiye nyirakuru: "Nta, Subira inyuma!" Byoherejwe hanyuma ugende. Yansanze kandi mu gitondo akangutse. Yaguye mu cyumba, ahagarara hagati, yazamuwe ku maguru abwira igikonoshwa hasi.

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Injangwe yanjye yaka urumuri muri koridor, niba tutari murugo. Yihutiye kuva kurundi ruhande rwa koridor akora gusimbuka kuri switch. Verisiyo yacu - rero yaduteye, ni ukuvuga, nakoze ikintu kimeze nkigikorwa cyimihango. Kuberako ikintu cya mbere twakoze, kitaha, cyari umucyo muri koridoro muri koridor.

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Kandi dufite injangwe igihe namenyaga ko tutarya imbeba ninyoni, natangiye kutuzanira ibiryo byabantu - twabanaga mumudugudu kandi benshi mu mpeshyi bari mu muhanda .. Mubisanzwe, ibi byari ibisigaye Umugati wumugati, wabonye imbwa hamwe nibibwana bye - Nibyo, hari ukuntu injangwe, irashobora kugaragara, ntabwo yazubuye byinshi kuburyo adashobora gutanga umuhigo ku bwinjiriro bwikibuga ...

Ariko umubyeyi amaze kwegera irembo rigana amano adasanzwe kandi abonye ko impande zose, yari yicaye, maze afite igorofa ry'umwanda mwiza mu menyo ye! Kandi wicaye, utegereje ko umuntu waturutse muri twe afata - hanyuma imbwa zibyibushye cyane. Kandi hamwe natwe, noneho habaye imari gato, niko umuhigo ubarwa cyane.

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Injangwe ishaje arya ibitunguru, radish, indimu hamwe ninjangwe, Jam kuva Kizyl (amagufwa arahaguruka) kandi muri rusange ibintu byose bidakubise. Injangwe yo hagati ifite ububiko bwayo bwo gukinisha - agasanduku k'inkweto bifite umupfundikizo. Iyo ashaka gukina - afungura agasanduku akabona ubwoko bwikigikinisho. Kandi rimwe na rimwe bakusanyije ibikinisho bye bitatanye hamwe no gukurura mu gasanduku. Hanyuma hanyuma arafunga. Kuberako gahunda igomba kuba mubukungu.

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Injangwe rimwe na rimwe ifunga mu kabati.

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Injangwe n'imfura, mu Burusiya, ibirego byo gushinja umwijima, bikurura ibaraza mu muceri wa 8 inkingi n'amato bikurikirana. Nicara hafi ndareba igisubizo, noneho nzanaga buri joro, mbere yuko itazigera. Muri Isiraheli, ibishanga byinyanja hamwe na kashe y'imyaka 5 ishize nyuma yikintu runaka cyarwaye Exotic yasuzumwe kandi asuzumwa arapfa. Hanyuma, ni, cyangwa yegeranye, bisuzumwe na nyina. Kanseri, mu maraso yamaramviye kumena, yongeye kunywa kanseri, umusonga wo kurwanya antobiotike, na none kanseri. Yizera ko ibintu byose bikiri muzima kubashimira, baravuga bati: Bakuruye indwara. Mfite PRIGMASIS, usibye "ibi byose birahuye!" Nta bisobanuro.

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Imbwa yanjye, urwitwa, yariye ibitandara ku nkoni zanjye. Nabasanze, ibikururuka, mumyambarire - yafunguye agasanduku maze ashakisha hejuru yo koga atwika imishumi. Hanyuma ushireho. Igihe kimwe navumbuye ibi, gupakira ivalisi nijoro mbere yo kugenda. Ibyo twasize abana bambaye ubusa Yicaye hafi ye atangira gupfa avuye mu rukundo - Murch, guta Peta. Agenda acamo byose kuberako yari munsi yigitambaro. Babe nkeya yize gusinzira nkakanda ariko ntabwo yafashije. Yabyutse agenda, ankubita mu buriri. Semen yanyuzwega kw'injangwe yagiye itaha - Noneho twese twese turi hamwe kandi birashoboka kutwika mu bwinshi.

Byarasubiwemo cyane buri joro, kugerageza gufunga umuryango wa pepiniyeri yateje gutaka, nkaho inyamaswa ikennye yapfira aho. Injangwe yanjye, hamwe numwaka twimukiye inshuro 5 - 6, tubona ko njye Yari ivarisi ya buy - Nafashe amenyo yanjye Ikeri Yera - igikinisho akunda, kiragenda gisenywa mu maso ye, "Urabishaka, kandi namaze guteranira."

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Umugenzi wa WEVER wabyinnye indirimbo z'itsinda "Nana". Yari ikintu. Igihe kimwe twazimije umuziki. Batinyaga ko umutima we utazahagarara.

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Uhd Karol yanjye yishimiye amaboko yanjye. Byuzuye. Gukuramo urugingo rusanzwe rwo gushyingiranwa. Akunda igihe arimo gukubitwa, gushushanya no kumeneka igihe cyose, nubwo mubisanzwe bidashimishije kuri Akhatin.

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Injangwe zimwe na zimwe zasobanukiwe neza ururimi rwabantu. Tumaze kugira injangwe imwe irangi cyane. Kandi urwango rw'inzu nirwo rwacu rwubwenge rwa Basty Basya. Igihe kimwe, umugabo we yari akeneye gukurura injangwe munsi yameza, aho yihishe mu kirundo cyibintu (twimutse). Umugabo mu mitima aratangara ati: "Yego, ni iki, nta muntu uzafasha injangwe y'ikimbo ngo atware!". Ako kanya, Basya Vly mucyumba, yakubise injangwe kubera ameza kandi yibasiwe.

Igihe kimwe nari mu rugo, nagize icyo nkora mu gikoni, kandi gitunguranye (habaye umwaka mushya mu kantu kugira ngo mvane n'umubu minini kandi ndaguhuje n'ubudahimbano). Natakambiye, aho ngaho, aho kuva mu nyenga y'inzu, Asya umwe yarazutse, ako kanya arya mu mibu, akomeza imirimo ye. Nuko yakoraga kenshi.

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Mu bwana bwanjye bwa kure bwa Tarigali, imyanda yanduye yazengurutse uruzitiro nk'injangwe. Imurikagurisha! Mu gihe cy'itumba, uruzitiro rurerure rwa metero eshatu - ku mezi maremare y'urubura - babaye rugufi kuruta bitatu bya kane kubera urubura rwinshi. Imbwa zanjye zamenyereye kugenda ku nkombe no kubikora mu bwisanzure mu cyi. Dukurikije iminyururu, ndetse bazamutse hejuru y'ibisenge bike kandi bitazwi barabohorwa aho.

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Injangwe yasinziriye mu bwana muri vase ya kristu ihagaze kumeza ya kawa. Amaze gukura, ntahambiriye, ariko akananangirayo n'imbaraga ze zose.

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Imbwa kuri mushikiwabo, umwungeri wumudage ufite Hefti, yize gutontoma. Bafite inkuta zito, sinari nzi uko yashonze. Byari biteye ubwoba cyane ubwo yangoga na Lyal.

Ingingo yateguye Lilith Mazikina