Muri comedi yurukundo, Podcast idasanzwe yintwari kumukobwa ihinduka igitabo kirekire kandi cyiza. Mubuzima, akenshi bitera kuba nyinshi.
Ahari kuberako abasore bamwe batumva mugihe ibintu bidatemba mu mirimo.Nuthatch
Igihe kimwe mu itumba nazamutse ku ngazi kuva kuri metero, umusore wasinze aramanuka guhura. Kuba narakuze hamwe nanjye, yasobanukiwe ko ashaka rwose guhura na we, no kugenda cyane. Gitunguranye cyane. Yahise amenya ko iyo mgerageje guhaguruka, byamara igihe ubusa, kandi npanga inyuma yanjye ku ntambwe. Kubwimpamvu runaka, ntabwo nashoboraga kugenda vuba, kandi kubwibyo, nabaye abitabiriye ahantu hatagaragara. Ndazamuka ku garukirayo, umugabo wasinze aranyerera amfata aho ava mu nkweto: "Umukobwa! Uri umumarayika! Uri uwera! Uri inyenyeri! Nibyiza, reka tumenyereye! " Abantu barireba hirya no hino. Nacitse intege hejuru.
Bibiri muri lartz, kimwe no mumaso
Muri Tram, abagabo benshi bakomeye kandi bambeza bambwiye ko ntagomba kubatinya, kuko ari abarinzi b'umukurambere, bakarengana ku bwinjiriro ubwabwo, aho bashimiye Imana, concierge yatwarwaga .Injangwe gusa
Mfite imyaka 14, nagiye ku ishuri njya muri pariki. Ngaho nagerageje kumenyana dude mugipupe cya garfield. Nizeye rwose ko ari indi myangavu, nkuko byagenze. Ariko sinabigize intege nke.
Abakobwa, Dublin!
Mubihe byabanjirije mbere, sovieti, ahantu runaka mu 1978. Bagendana numukunzi wumukobwa, Gidal Itsinda ryabasore, na bo, kandi turi imyaka 14-15. Mu buryo butunguranye, mu itsinda ry'ijwi: "Abakobwa, hano umusore ahura urashaka!" Turajya ubwacu, twarashize, turi inyuma, ijwi rya "Umukinnyi" ntabwo ryiga: "Ni mwiza!" Hanyuma hamwe n'inoti yo kwiheba, Abambuzi baremereye baratangizwa: "Afite igifuniko!"Ifunguro rya nimugoroba
Hamwe no kumenyana gusa nta bitekerezo bidasanzwe. Ariko ubutumire bwo kumenya neza bumaze kuroga, ndacyibuka :) Nari mfite imyaka cumi n'itanu, birashoboka. Nuburyo umusore uzwi arahamagara - ushobora no kuvuga "ugereranywa neza", gusa muri sosiyete yose yabonye inshuro ebyiri - kandi igira iti: - Savesai! Kuri njye iri joro, umukobwa azaza gusura, nashakaga kumukanga inkoko. Ariko njye, ikibabaje, sinzi guteka! Nyamuneka mumfashe guteka ifunguro rya nimugoroba kuri babiri! Nahamagaye abantu bose, ntamuntu numwe ushobora, bose barahuze. Ibyiringiro byawe byanyuma! Njye, kimwe n'umupfayongo, kumena uyu musore, anyobora mu gikoni, aho ibintu byose biteguye guteka, bintera guteka bitangira gusukura isuku mu nzu. Igorofa iri aho, ihanagura umukungugu - bitegura, muri rusange, kandi biragaragara ko ari impungenge. Nibyiza, ndatekereza ko, bibaho, umusore yarakundana, adafasha mubibazo nkibi! Ndamurenze iyi nkoko zibabaje, ibirayi byasinze, nkongeraho ikirahuri, nzafasha gupfukirana kumeza, nashyize ibintu byiza, ndavuga nti: - Mumeze neza, mfata, Ufite umugoroba mwiza! N'umusore ufite imvugo itarondoreka, neza, mubyukuri nkumutwe wumutwe wanjye, utanga: - Ntukifuze gusa, nashakaga Kuraho Apron na icara ku meza. Byose kuri wewe. Ube umukunzi wanjye? Nyagasani, uko nasetse, ntibishoboka kwiyumvisha. Byanze.
Umugiraneza
Byari bisanzwe (kandi habaye gukumira mirongo ita ha kare, nkuko byari bimeze, nta mpera za 80s) kumuhanda wa Samara. Byose byijimye, mumatwi yakuru ya terefone yijimye sony. Noneho, ubwe ntibumva, byari ibintu bitunguranye kubaturage bose bo mu mujyi wa Samara. Kandi hano havuka imbere yanjye umuhinzi w'umwaka mirongo ine (icyo gihe yasaga naho ari kumwe na kera ya kera) na nk'abo ... "Oh. Umugore mwiza kandi utumva ... umugore wumukene. Nta muntu utumva. Ariko ndabishoboye. Reka nshyingire "...Kubura
Igihe kimwe mu wa gatatu ukomeye, nagiye mu rusengero nimugoroba nimugoroba. Mu mweji muremure wirabura, ariko blouse hamwe numugozi. Mugihe cyinzibacyuho, umugabo yampindukiye mucyongereza hamwe nikibazo aho inzu ndangamurage yashkin yari hano. Nasubije. Hanyuma ati: "Ndi Umuyahudi w'umunyamerika. Reka tumenyereye ". Kuki yahisemo ko iki ari impaka? Abayahudi ba orotodogisi bo muri Clavicle bafunze, ntabwo rero yanga kunyakira.
Urukundo muri 6 "B"
Yize muri iki kigo, yahagaze kuri metero, ntiyakoze ku muntu wese. Mu buryo butunguranye, muri Duri ka-a-ak, bashishoje inyuma y'umusatsi! Amarira y'amaso! Ndahindukira, birakwiye ko umuntu mubirahure akavuga ati: "Nuwuhe musatsi wawe mwiza, ushobora gukurura ikindi gihe? Reka tumenyereye, njye, mw'inzira, Icyongereza cyigisha! " Ntabwo nibuka uko nahunze!Ubwiza buri mumaso yabireba
Umusore umwe yazunguye muri pisine avuga ko mfite uruhu rwimibonano mpuzabitsina ku gituba :) Nibyiza, ariko ntabwo aricyo ushaka kumva nkishimwe rya mbere.
Igihugu kigukeneye, umukobwa
Mfite abanyamafarasi bose bari bibagiwe mugihe ugerageza gukundana ahubwo biroroshye, ndabona bigoye guhitamo injiji nyinshi. Isate rya mbere cyane ryafatiwe mu myaka y'Abasoviyeti, nari umukobwa w'ishuri, kandi we, birasobanutse, pedophile - ariko yamenyesheje umukozi ushinzwe ihanganye kandi amworiza umusirikare. Ntabwo nari nahumekewe n'umuhengeri utandukanye, dude yagize ipfunwe kandi ikiruhuko cy'izabukuru. Nkuru Urugero, rwabaye gutya. Mu nzu yacu hari umuriro, nabaye kuri nyirasenge maze ngenda kugira ngo mbone ashole buri munsi. Nuburyo, munzira iva mu mirimo yo gusana muri bisi, umugabo yishe amoko meza cyane, atangira kumenyera akurikije gahunda isanzwe, ariko ahita yiga impumuro nziza ya Gary no kugwa cyane mu idini. Nagerageje kungurira ubugingo amafaranga make ugereranije, yahamagaye igikomangoma.50 igicucu IGor Ivanovich
Nari nkiri umunyeshuri, nasubiye mu rugo kare nimugoroba aho. Rimwe na rimwe birahagarara. Mu buryo butunguranye, umugabo araza aho ndi, kundusha imyaka 15, ariko ashimishije cyane, akavuga ijwi ryiza kandi ribabaje: "Uraho. Reka nimenyekanishe. Ndi weirdo. " Nasetse, noneho twagiye hamwe, tuganira, mu kiganiro umuntu na we yari arushimishije cyane. Bimaze igihe hahagarara mu nzu, bavuga, ndetse n'umwijima. Hanyuma, uburyo bitangira kuvuga uburyo akunda, kumubyandika cyane cyane kumunwa mu kanwa, ndetse na kimwe na kimwe cyamuteye vuba, aho Bwana Gray ahari! Kandi byose bivuye ku mutima, nkaho ibisigo byasomwe. Mfite ubwoba ndahunga.
Amateur Kwamamaza
Igihe kimwe nanyemeje ko nzihangana nabahanga (sinzi icyo) umusore. Gushimwa cyane. Nibyiza, ndavuga - urashobora kuvuga. Kandi ibi byari umuhanga no kurambura ukuboko bikagira kiti: "Dima, santimeteri cumi n'icyenda."No munsi yumwenda ...
Umugabo yegereye mushiki wanjye aho bisi ihagarara maze akingura umwenda, ntagaragaza ikintu nashoboraga gutekereza, ariko Iguanu witwa Petrovich. Kandi avugana na mushiki we mu izina rya Iguana.
Ibidakenewe
Nagerageje kugira umusore ahantu hahagarara kuri CORM TAHA "Sudamnya, urashaka, nzaguha?" Ariko sinifuzaga, nuko agomba kugenda. Ariko muri rusange, iyo baza aho ndi bafite "umukobwa, urashobora guhura nawe?", Nkunda ukuboko k'umuntu, ndavuga gato mu maso yanjye ndabibwira nti: "Galetsky Natalia Valerievna. Byiza cyane." Hanyuma ugende.