Kenshi cyane, ntabwo ari ngombwa no "kuba yarangije" kugirango yumve ko umusemuzi "yatakaye muguhindura" kandi yashizeho ukuri kwe. Kandi arashobora kuba ibintu bizima!
Twakusanyije ingero nziza zibingikanye nkukuri mumiryango yubuhinduzi bwumwuga. ISJY!Biteye ubwoba
Ingingo ya siyansi isobanura abantu inzoka zari mbere yuko habaho amaguru. Kurugero, bandika - basanze skeleton hamwe ninzoka yibinyoma iteye ubwoba "ifite amaguru atandatu." Abantu badashobora kubyemera (ntabwo imbere yamaguru nkabo, ariko muburebure bwabo nubunini), bazamutse kugirango bashake amasoko - byagaragaye Uburebure bwa metero esheshatu. (uburebure bwa metero esheshatu).
Ibitangaza byubuvuzi
"Umwanzuro n'umubiri" ni urukurikirane rwiza, sinzashobora kubibona mumwimerere. Bundi munsi yishimye, yumva mu buhinduzi: "Ariko hashize mbere, inshinge ziva mu gisamba zakoze mu nda!"Intwaro nziza - Pan!
Byari mu kogosha muri Espanye. Ububiko bwagurishije ibintu byiza cyane mubikorwa byumwanditsi. Ku giciro cyo munsi y'ibikono Umukono wari mu cyesipanyoli, Igitaliyani n'Uburusiya: "Ontos de Fuego Didiveno", "Pentole Fuoco Didtto", " Kurasa kurasa byinjira neza ". Ukwezi kwa gatatu guseka, kwibuka ... (mubyukuri, "amasahani yo gufungura umuriro."
Hotel Yishimye
Nkora muburyo bwubukerarugendo. Rimwe na rimwe uhindagurika mubitabo. Amapera abiri yicyumweru gishize adodora. Ibyerekeye serivisi za hoteri: "Igikorwa gisekeje hanze yawe uragutegereje." Ibyerekeye gufungura igihe cyari gitegerejwe na hoteri: "Umuyobozi mukuru ... yagize ati:" Buri munsi twumva ukuntu byiyongera kuri twe. " Yego. Ndakeka ko kumunsi ufungura wa hoteri, ubwinshi buzagera ku buryo ibirori bizahinduka ibya nyuma bya film "parufe".Ubusugi ni akaga
Guhindura akazi ka UrsuLU LUION: "Abagore bashakanye Agea rimwe na rimwe, bari bakeneye cyane, bititicara ku mafarashi atuye amababa, na Semu nyuma yo gushyingirwa, kandi, atigeze ava mu rukuta rwa Hallan; Noneho, yicaye mu indogobe ndende, yongeye kwiyumvaga n'ingimbi, inkumi ikaze, yihuta hamwe n'umuyaga wo mu majyaruguru hejuru y'imirima ya Kyryen ku mafarashi akoresheje igice cya kabiri. " Hariho ibisobanuro byegereye umwimerere, ariko ni iki, iburyo, kirarambiranye: "... wicaye mu ndogobe ndende, OA RET-yiyumvamo n'umukobwa ufite ibice bijimye." Umukobwa arashobora guhangana nubukorikori afite isugi zugarije?
Ndasaba isafuriya, Inda
Firime imwe muri TV. Subtitles y'Uburusiya: " Pan-Trogot . Umugore. Aratwite. " Nibyiza, byose, pano-panov, ubuvumo bwunze ubuvumo, bwageze. Mubisanzwe, ikiza gikurikira ni chimpanzees, izina rya siyansi Pan Troglodtes.
Ubworozi bwibitangaza
Urebye urukurikirane NCIS, igihe cya 4, mu gitabo cy'Uburusiya. Guhanwa kwa Isiraheli bivuga umuryango "wack". Abajijwe ko ibyo ari ku biro, kandi ZIva abisobanura: "Aba ni Abayahudi ba orotodogisa ukusanya ibice by'abapfuye." Aba ni batants idini ...ifashe
Nasomye Lois Mcmaster Budjold (yahinduwe), kubyerekeye cosyssey odyssey odyssey odyssey Miles Condokosigan. Ibisobanuro by'ibirori, Furca Cinema-Domini: "Miles yazamutse ku meza kandi yifasha mu gikombe, aho bashyinguwe."
(Kimwe mu bitekerezo: "Nyuma y'ibirometero bimwe na kimwe muri kimwe mu buhinduzi imbere ya buffet yagenzuwe, niba Zipper ye yagenzuwe kuri karuvati - oya" atakingukirwa. "
Ibihe birindwi n'amagi
Intwari nyamukuru yiki gitabo kimwe mu musemuzi hari ukuntu yashyize ikote "igice". Intege nke Hamagara ibihe birindwi byarabazwe? Kandi mu gitondo cyo gufata ifunguro rya mu gitondo mu muryango we hari bacton n "amagi yokeje" ... Rzhal n'ijwi rirenga. By the way, hari aho bahurira hamwe na mugitondo nka "bacon hamwe namagi". Igisobanuro cyiza kumugabo utunganye! :)N'inzira yerekeye amagi
Nk'uko NTV ivuga ko amakuru yerekanaga umugambi kumvikanye ku buryo bumwe bwa Sudya w'ingoro ndangamurage i Londres. Harimo igice cyo gutanga raporo yingabo zirwanira mu kirere. Hariho umupolisi hariya kandi agira ati: "Kubwamahirwe, ntitwigeze tubafata ..." ni ukuvuga, ntibyari bihagije. Umusemuzi afite igitekerezo cye: "Kubwamahirwe, ntabwo twari dufite imbaraga zihagije z'abagabo kugira ngo mbifate!"
Eggplant mont amor
Gukina cyane, biragaragara, birashoboka guhindura amazina aracyariho (biracyari ubuzima). Kurugero, "Biracyari ubuzima bufite ibihingwa" - "Ndacyabana ninguni", kandi "biracyari ubuzima bwimbuto" - " Ubuzima butuje hamwe ningegi“.
Araririmba
Umwe wa Rusich, umunyamerika ufite ubumenyi buke, yahisemo kuva ku rugendo rwa Hermitage na ba mukerarugendo ba Seribiya. Bageze mu isaha "Peacock" mu Nzu ya Pavilion, nk'uko bizaba muri Seribiya "Peacock", yinjiye mu mutwe. Ku bijyanye no kugereranya, byateguwe: Peacock - Inyoni y'umuryango w'inkoko - inkoko rero, hazabaho itara mu buryo bw'umugabo. "Itako" irakora umurizo n'irinda, "irangiye. Ubwa mbere, abakotware baguye, bukeye bwaho Ishami ryose rya Seribiya ryaguye - Ijambo "Beacon" ryabaye ijambo ryinyuguti eshatu bandika muruzitiro.Binini kandi biraryoshye
Amateka yerekeye amasomo yigiheburayo kubashya. Umukobwa yateguye raporo ya mini kuri elayo. Na "myelayo" mu giheburayo irasa cyane n '"abanyamuryango". Kandi hano arabivuga (kandi ntibwumva impamvu umwarimu anyerera hasi) ibi bikurikira: "Abanyamuryango ni icyatsi nijimye, bakura muri Espagne, mu Bugereki n'ibindi bihugu binini kandi biryoshye kandi biryoshye - muri Isiraheli! "
Umuhungu, Umukobwa ...
Philip Dick, "Umuntu mu gihome kinini": "Ntabwo yari igisirikare, atari igisirikare cy'abakunda umurongo, abagabo badafite impuhwe bafite inshuti z'umutima, ... uzuza club ihendutse, inkuta zamanikwa n'amafoto ya blondes ntabwo ari urubyiruko rwa mbere, gukomera hagati yintoki twintoki amabere yamabere ya flab ... "blonde cyangwa blonde - nkuko urwenya, nta tandukaniro!Van, tu, ifiriti ... inshuro nyinshi!
Inama nziza
Isaro kuva "Murugo Junyine 2". Imiterere: Imwe mu bangamizi ebyiri, urwego rurerure, "inkoni" ku mufuka w'ubwiza nyatsi, maze akabika muri physiognomy. Iya kabiri agira ati: "Iragukorera ukuri!" ("Noneho ukeneye!") Ubuhinduzi bwabaye: "Koresha ukuboko kw'iburyo!"Bwira inshuti yawe
Kuva muri firime. Abagabo babiri binjira mu kabari, umwe ati: "Kuri njye - byeri n'incuti yanjye - Jim Beam". Umusemuzi arasaba ati: "Neyer kuri njye n'incuti yanjye Jima!"
Bisekeje gato
DJ kuri radio inshuro ebyiri zikurikiranye mugihe cyicyumweru cyasobanuwe nindirimbo Cheryl Crowe "Byose birashimishije" Noneho ndashaka gukora ni ibintu bisekeje. "Imbwa irashobora gukura
Mu ngingo yerekeye ubukungu: " Amafaranga maremare yiyongereyeho 20 ku ijana. " Guhangana, Aho Dachshunds - Marginsals iboneka, nibyo babagaburira aho ...
(Umusoro ku marmu - Umusoro ntarengwa.)
Ntushobora kubyara
Protagonist ya firime, mwarimu (yakozwe na Denis Hopper), yinjiye mubucuti bwimbitse numunyeshuri we. Urugero: Bagiye ku modoka, umukobwa amubwira utwite. Hooker hopper ihagarika imodoka, barasohoka. Umwarimu arahungabana. Umukobwa ashishikarizwa kuri hood kandi, amwenyura, ati: "Ndasetsa gusa" ("gusetsa"). Umusemuzi "ahumuriza" intwari y'akanwa ke: "Ndumiwe n'umwana."Yatwitse ku kazi
Twarebye iyo utangajwe muri firime "Robocop" kuri CT yambere ya CT. Umwe mu bayobozi b'ikigo afata ingwate ku mutwe w'ikigo - imbere ya robot ya polisi. RoboCop ivuga ko adashobora kugirira nabi umukozi wa sogo. Nyuma yibyo, umutetsi avuza induru batunguranye ati: "Watwitse !!!" - Hanyuma robocop, umunezero mwinshi, yica umugizi wa nabi urwo gupfa, nubwo amabwiriza yavuzwe gusa! Yoo, Abasemuzi ntibamenyereye ijambo "kwirukanwa" (fired) ...
Baba Kuva muri Viza
Umunyamuryango wa Ukuri kumwe Yerekanaga Byumvikanisha Indirimbo Bob Marley "Nta mugore, ntariba kandi ugahindura:" Nta bagore - nta marira. "
Uburyo bwiza
Umunyeshuri bigana yahinduye inyandiko mucyongereza, n'amagambo y'icyunamo na Bier aho kuba "urukuta, mumbabarire" na "isanduku", bisobanurwa ngo "mu gitondo" na "byeri". Kandi aho kuba abapfuye no kuryama mu isanduku yarababajwe, yahise agenda mu gitondo yari afite hangover kubera byeri!Jenny inzoka nini
Colomba yinjira mucyumba umukobwa ukiri muto kandi ashaka kuvugana nawe. Hanyuma ikintu gisekeje kibaho. Umukobwa wa Jenny (birashoboka ko ahereye ku ipfunwe abonye Colombo) atangira ku izina rya Indian Chingachguk, avuga kuri we mu muntu wa gatatu ati: "Jenny azasubiza." Iguma gusa kongerera "Hao!", Kandi urashobora gutumira Miyko mitich mururwo ruhare. Kandi ubusobanuro bukwiye burarambiranye, birumvikana ko: "Ndashaka kukubaza ibibazo bike, Miss Jenny." - "Urashobora Jenny gusa." ("Jenny azakora".)
Noneho uri nde, Dumbledore!
Michael Gambani mu bikoresho byo hejuru: "Ndi igitugu ..." Ubusobanuro butari bwo guhindura Ubuvumbuzi Uburusiya Uburusiya: " Ndi umuryango w'ibicucu ...“
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