Ushobora kandi kuba ufite ibi: Humura kuri ecran hamwe na popcorn, ngaho igitangaza - yudo yibasiye igitambo cyinzirakarengane - kandi hano urasimbuka: yego ni umutware wanjye muri umwe!
Superhero
Intego ye ni ugukiza isi. Mu rurimi rwabigize umwuga, bisobanura "kubona umushinga muremure kugirango abanywanyi bose bayobowe na bashyari bakorerwa muri rusange." Kubwiyi ntego, iguruka nka batman, agenda hejuru yicyayi ntabwo ari bibi kuruta umuntu wigitagangurirwa, kandi niteguye kurohama mubyuma byashongeye nka marnator. Ariko ukurikije amategeko yibanze mbere yo gutabarwa kw'isi, Umukiza wese wo kwiyubaha agomba gusinywa hirya no hino. Nibyiza, uribuka: Amakamyo araguruka, ibishara birasukuwe, ibimera biturika, ibimera biturika, imisozi yimirambo, inyanja yamaraso. Muri rusange, ubanza Superhero azatera ubwoba hejuru yubuntu busanzwe. Mu bayoboye. Isi yarakijijwe, umushinga urakonje, chef iri mu buvuzi cyane, kandi kongorera "I. C. Bek" yumvikanyweho mu Rugereko rutaha.
D'ARTAGNAN
Abayoborwa ni ntibakira mu gutangaza amayeri: "Kandi inkota ni angahe?!" Birakomeje kugabana, gutera inkunga kandi muburyo bwose bushoboka, rimwe na rimwe muburyo bugoramye. Igikorwa cyawe ni ugukora ibyanjye bishimishije, wambaye t-shirt hamwe nu munyabwenge ushishikaye kugeza ubu amababa yinkoni yaka kuri hats. Kubwamahirwe, isura ya USAtunsky ifite ibyago bimwe byingenzi: ni mubibazo byose ari we, ahubwo ni ukubona rwose - wowe. Muri rusange, nukuvuga, itsinda rihuriye bidasanzwe. Muri icyo gihe, bigaragaye ko ari hano d'Artagnan, kandi ibintu byose bikikije ... aba cyane. Abashinzwe umutekano, kubishyira mu gatonga.
Gerasim
Ikintu nyamukuru cyuzuye sthole murwego rwimiterere yubuso. Amahitamo yo kuzenguruka akazi: "XS", "XNNJ", "Nibyo, gerageza hari ukuntu." Ariko, hari Gerasimu kandi yo kuvuga, agaragaza ubwoko bwubwoko: "Ariko ntibishoboka kwibagirwa ingona n'ingona y'ingona, ritegeka amategeko yayo yo kubeshya." Ibyingenzi muribibazo byombi nimwe: moumom yuzuye na niht ferstein. Ikintu kimwe kisobanutse neza uburyo umunsi wera: Bitinde bitebuke azarohama.
Umukecuru wo mu "Ifi ya Zahabu"
Mu gihe cya Alexander Sergech, umugabo w'Uburusiya ntiyamenyekana ku ijambo gutunganirwa, ariko byari. Irinda umwanya wawe n'ibyiza, kuko ahora dushakisha ibyiza. Wowe mu gatabo ka Penny ko kopi ya "Mona Lisa" yashushanyije ko umuyobozi wa Louvre adatandukana, kandi na we: " Ufite 102% ya gahunda na gahunda y'imyaka itanu muminsi ine, na we: "Ndashaka kuba umukecuru wa marine." Icyemezo muri milimetero kireba imperuka yisi, kandi iyo ijyanye nakazi ka byose kuva ku nshuro ya gatanu, ibiro ku byishimo birasinda. Irabiba hejuru ya microscopique kugirango icike intege, kandi kubwibyo, itandukaniro icumi rya verisiyo yatezimbere riva mu ntangiriro ziva mu ntangiriro ziva mu ntangiriro, atari ukuri ko umuguzi.
Barankin
Ikiremwa gitunguranye kandi gihoraho munsi yukwezi. Uyu munsi nasanze yari ikimonyo, kandi ararangirira. Ejo byakomanze: "Nhindukirira igishwi" - kandi akingura abantu bose. Bukeye bwaho, birasa na we ko ari ikinyugunyugu, kandi ni igikundiro na bakyak yose. Igikorwa kimwe gishobora kuba kuri we na "Super, mwiza" (igihe yarimo izuru ryiburyo mugitondo), kandi "mbega ifumbire uzakoresha" (igihe ivi ry'ibumoso risigaye nyuma yo kurya). Ikintu gishimishije cyane nuko "kuba umugabo" asa nkaho nabyo ashoboye. Ikibazo nuko ibintu byose bifite byose - byose biri muri rusange! - Biterwa numutima, hanyuma ubare, aho umwuka wacyo uterwa, siyanse ntabwo ishoboye.
Carlson
URI kumwe na we inshuti zivumbi kuva mwishuri rya gatatu, nuko aguhamagara aha hantu. Intego ye: "ubusa, ikibazo ni ... Kukazi urimo gutatanya hamwe no kwishora mubitero, gutegeka no kubeshya. Guhanga, muri rusange, ikirere. Ariko mugihe kimwe cyiza, gitunguranye yataye ahantu runaka hejuru yinzu - kandi uraho, mwana wanjye. Menya neza ko usobanura mu nyandiko ko ku kajagari mu ishyirahamwe, impamvu ifashanye ntitwumvikane ku batsima, kandi imashini ya Shoam ntabwo ihabwa inyandiko. Kubucuti. Niwe mwiza ku isi, aruta imbwa.
Injangwe leopold
Nk'ubutegetsi, bamwe batandukanijwe na rusange, bari bakeneye cyane. Ikipe ya Sergeyaich, umudugudu Serdusich, umudugudu Serdusich yagize ati: "Leopold Sergeyich yose, gahunda iratwikwa!" " Aca mu muheto wose: "Abasore-A-Ata, reka tubane!" Muri make, urwenya rworoshye, mu ishami, niba hari ikintu kandi rigenda, noneho igitangaza gusa.
