Intwari nshya ya Facebook: Bomzh Albert. Albert.

Dukurikije ikarita yumukunzi wacu fb-blogger sb-blogger sasha gutakatanya inyandiko zidakwirakwiza kubyerekeye stylish na Witty moscou batagira aho baba. Twakusaburiye mu nkuru imwe tuvuye mu buryo bwa mbere bwo mu maso, kugabana ibishushanyo m n'ibihe. Mu gihe cy'itumba n'impeshyi mu ibara rimwe, bomzh Albert - yashyize ahagaragara sima.

Isoko 2014

Hafi y'itorero ryacu, bums nicaye. Kandi kureba, n'umunuko - byose ni nkuko bikwiye. Ariko bafite umwihariko. Ubwanwa buzabera icyitegererezo, hanyuma karuvati igoswe, noneho ikinyamakuru kirimo "gukundana" mu gicucu kigaragaza. Iyo ntaramuha amafaranga amuha isosi, yarambuye ukuboko aravuga ati:

- Nkiza, Mana! Imbeho?

- imbeho, - nod.

- Nibyo. Ubutaha gukurura birashyushye. Ikigezweho ntabwo gishyushye cyane, schaub ntabwo yatwitse. Hanyuma baheruka kunzanira icyayi, ndi ku magi menshi, "hagira hati:" "Igitambaro.

Izina ryawe ni Albert. Bum Albert. Kandi ni uburyohe.

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Bomge Albert yaje kuba Esthete. Abakozi be bicaye bafite intoki, akurura agasanduku kawe kawe, ambara impinduke y'amabara atandukanye, kandi asoma ikibazo giheruka kw'ikinyamakuru "Bendi Sokolnikov".

- Ni iki cyateye? - Ndabaza.

Albert yajugunywe mu kinyamakuru, yimuka mu maso he kabyimbye, kandi akemerera ibye:

- Kunuka!

Icyi cya 2014.

My Buddy Bum Albert mu cyi cyimpeshyi yarazimiye rwose. Hano ngenda - nicaye. Arya ikintu kiva ku isahani ya kera ya porcelain.

- Aho, - ndavuga, - kuzimira?

- Mu biruhuko, - guhemuke.

- birebire?

- Oya, hano hano. Muri Crimée.

- Kandi gute, - mvuga, - Crimémée?

- Crimée? - hamwe n'umunwa wambaye ubusa. - Crienta - iyacu! ..

Impeshyi 2014.

Caline Cy'ubuko bwaje ku murwa mukuru w'Abarusiya. Bomge Albert ahantu hanyweye igitambaro cya drain na scribe yikinyamakuru "Aif - Ubuzima". Ukurikije impumuro n'ubwenge, yazingiye muri yo yakunze gukaraba mu muteka.

Ndavuga nti: "Muraho, ndambura Albert."

Albert Nods Nods Nods Nods Nods Nods Nods Nods Nods Nods Nods baramutse bati: "Mwaramutse." Ijana kuzimira mu nyanja yigitage, kandi ikiganza kiboneka aho.

- Niki? - Ndavuze.

- Abakiriya bahoraho - kugabanyirizwa, - Albert, ikinyamakuru cya SHAKA gifite inshingano.

Imbeho 2014-2015

My Buddy Bomzh Albert arwanywa no muri Kedah. Ni icyerekezo. Ibinyobwa biva mu Bushinwa Ubushinwa nta bukonje.

Ndavuga nti: "Albert, uranywa imyanda yose!"

- OR - Albert Ibintu, ureba amaguru y'abadamu ba pasika.

Ndavuga nti: "Kuva kuri wewe, opole nshya. Nta muntu n'umwe!

- Nanjye, kandi rero, - nods, - icyumweru nta kwinjiza. Gus yatsinze mugitondo aha imwe, mukerarugendo hamwe na bisi. Kiza Uwiteka, ariko nzakora hula hamwe na we?

Hanyuma ukurura fagitire kumayero icumi.

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Bums Albert mu ikote na sneakes basoma ikinyamakuru "Flirt". Kumwenyura. Umugabo muri jeep yumukara atekereza ko santimetero - parikingi. Idirishya ritwara, Albert aramuvuza induru:

- kwimuka! Ijwi - hazaba gangrene!

Albert, nta kuzamura imitwe:

- Ninde ufite Gangrene, kandi ufite ibyuma!

Kandi ibindi no kugurisha kw'abagore birareba.

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Bumba Albert ahekenya pahlav, kandi avumba mu bwanwa aranyeganyega, ibishwi. Sparobushki kurya urubyiruko ruva muri asfalt.

- Hano, - Albert ati, - nkawe, abagore!

- Niki?

- Hariho ubutunzi bwibintu - guhita biruka! Niba kandi uracyavuga ko Muscovite ...

N'amaboko akomeye afite ukuboko.

Isoko 2015.

Nshuti yanjye bomzh Albert yambaye amababi yisoko. Mu bwavu, icyitegererezo cy imperial. Ku maguru y'inkweto za Yacht. Ku mutwe no guhuma, wijimye. Ubushyuhe kandi bwiza. Alberta akeneye kuba mwiza - ni Esthete.

- umeze ute? - Ndavuze.

Albert Kilves Ikawa, ireba mu maso kandi inanga:

- Nibyo, ariko nafata igice kimwe!

- Ni irihe munsi?

- lipstick kuri halfone hepfo. Kandi ntabwo ari muri orange, ariko mumutuku.

Nagiye muri lipstick nshya.

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Bomge Albert yatangiye kureba umucuruzi w'imboga. Ko itara izagenda, bizatuma isura yibeshye ku muryango ijya kwa Solarium na gato.

Ati: "Tatiana Petrovna," muri rusange, ndumva meze neza. Avuga ko ndasa n'ikinyo, kandi igihe cyose kuri "wowe".

- Bimeze bite?

- "Umusore! Urantakambire abadasiba! ".

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Kwiruka uyu munsi muri parike. Muri kilometero ya gatatu, ndabona - hariho ihema rituje, rijanjagura moss no kwambura. Hano hari imyenda yimanitse: icyatsi kibisi, ku mutuku wa rowani, kandi ku isi byicaye kuri Albert ntaho kandi agatandukanya amabara asigaye.

- Oh, - puff, - Kwimukira muri kamere?

Yonda ukuboko kwe kurira ati: "Kuri Lolso," hafi kurira. - Ntakintu rwose cyo kwambara! Mubantu ntakeho! Ishimire! Nzaza umwaka ushize!

Icyi cya 2015.

Bomge Albert uyumunsi muri Panama, flip-flops nikoti kumubiri wambaye ubusa.

- Ndavuga muraho. - Kwiyuhagira ikirere?

- Kubera iki umwuka! - Koga amakoti, no gushonga munsi yacyo. - Ngiye gufata isoko!

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BUMS Albert mu gicucu cya Domes na Judeps jeep sposon arya sanolon. Umutoke utonyanga ipantaro, ku karuvati, imbere y'indaya zo mu kinyamakuru "Flirt". Umwe mu isi ya garmelon, igikonjo kiri hasi, naho abahisi bajugunya umututsi.

- Bika Boh, Bika Boh, - Albert Cyiminsi, - Ubu ubusa ndantungiza, ndangiza umunsi w'ikiruhuko uyu munsi!

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- Ni ikihe gihugu bazengurutse! Icyo Ingoma! - Bummy Albert arakura, yimura intoki mu nkweto amazuru. - Nibihe bihe! Amapera! Amashaza!

"Wokoherezwa muri koloni - gutura muri iyi NYAM, hano wowe na pears," tekereza.

- Madame, uri imbata yibyifuzo kuri Essera. Kandi ndi umudendezo, Mbabajwe na Austro-Hongiriya!

Muri lacquer kumutwe wagabanijwe na magana atanu na mugitondo byari bimaze.

Impeshyi 2015.

Bomzh Albert, Shinoser yoroheje ya nziza, yabonye igikoresho cyamayobera cyimisumari.

- e * lo ubururu, ariko hamwe na manicure! - Kumujanjagura kuva ku gihimba.

Albert, akomeza guca:

- Gutandukanya inzego zitandukanye.

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Bomge Albert yashyize kuri Ushanka, yahinduye impeshyi yizuba mugihe cyitumba kandi anuka solen. N'ubwoko, socck yatugeze tuvuye muri Mesozoic.

- Amasogisi atemba!

"Cool," Albert Nods. - Biracyari papa. Noneho papa ahagarara "Irimbi rya Preobhensky". Ibumoso rero nta sogisi!

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Bomge Albert mu ngisa na Woolen yanywaga icyayi, yizeye urutoki ruto. Bitandukanye na we n'umurongo wa Flick, umurongo, wambaye ubusa kandi wasinze.

- Witonze! - Albert arabashyira mu cyerekezo cyabo.

- Ni ikihe cyiza?

- "Frost-VIOIVE WRIMS! Kurenga ibyawe! " Byiza, reba! ..

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