Ubuzima, birumvikana, nikintu cyibihe nkibi nta jowle yo kubikora. Ariko twese (ubuzima) akenshi narwo rufasha, gukoresha imbaraga mubyiza. Kuberako atari abanyamuryango bo mucyashinwa gusa barema ikintu kitoroshye kubatsinda mucyubahiro!
Ku myanda yingufu zidakenewe, mubisanzwe dukoresha byibuze tekinike icyenda yizerwa. Niba ukeneye gutinda igikorwa icyo aricyo cyose hanyuma ukabona umunaniro wubugome - turagugira inama yo kubishyira mubikorwa igihe cyose bishoboka!
"Funga amaso yawe kandi byose bizashira"
Tugomba gukora iki: Ntugafate umwanya wukuri, cyane cyane ibibera. Ntushaka ko muri iyi mazi meza yisi hariho imyanda idakwiriye nkikibazo, cyangwa ubushyuhe bwabashakanye, cyangwa uburozi hamwe na cake yinyanja. Kubwibyo, ntigishobora kubaho gusa, nta burenganzira mfite. Niba kandi ikibazo kitabaye mumyaka mike, umugabo yari afite isupu yintangarugero yimyaka myinshi, kandi hamwe na pies eshanu zibanze zikorwa (none byakomeje muburyo butandukanye) ... ko rwose bidashoboka kuba, kuko ibi ntibishobora gusabwa umwe! Kandi umara umugongo wose wubugingo bwawe kuri ishyaka ryinshini hamwe nimbaraga zingufu mumucanga. Nibyo, birumvikana ko bishimishije kuruta kumenya ikibazo no gutangira kukemuka.
"Byose ni byiza, Marquise Nziza"
Tugomba gukora iki: Mine nziza numukino mubi. Muri uyu mukino wa kera "umusore ukomeye" ukunda gukina nabadamu bato bato. "Ni ikihe kibazo cyawe, uri icyatsi kibisi no kurira, hari ikintu cyabaye?" - Gusa saba umuturanyi. "Ni ingona, ndi ingona ?! Nibyo, nzarokoka! Ntabwo uzi kobapovsky. Paruwavsky izagurisha mwese, kugura no kugurisha! " - Urababaje kandi ushimangire intwaro ziva ifu. Hafi yishyamba, umubyimba wijimye: Kandi ifu ukeneye cyane, kandi umuturanyi aratatanye, aratatanye, aratabaragira: byose iruta abantu bose. Hanyuma biragaragara ko mubyukuri uri Sarochka, ikaba ari bibi kurusha ibishoboka byose, ahubwo ni imbaraga zo gutabarwa ntikiri: Baramuha kugirango barwanye.
"Umunsi w'ikindi ni uwuhe?"
Tugomba gukora iki: Tekereza amahano ashoboka.
Ibintu byose byashize, byose. Wabuze pasiporo muri uyu mwibagiwe. Buri gihe yahoraga hamwe nawe mumufuka udasanzwe. Yakuweho. Noneho shakisha ambasade. Kandi ngaho kugirango Ese Saber-fathed Ahumanoid yicaye. Kandi ntibazagusobanukirwa. Hanyuma ushireho. Kandi muri gereza baburiraga hamwe, hanyuma buri munsi. Kandi ntazigera yarekurwa. Kandi bene wabo bose murugo bazihutira ku rutare rwinshi. Kandi ficus ukunda izagurishwa mubucakara. Biragaragara ko kugusaba kureba kumeza yigitanda hanyuma intoki muriki gihe ntacyo zimaze. Gusa iyo amaherezo ukunzwe nabacwapsorment badakoresha hamwe nimpuhwe kumurohuke, urasanga ari mumeza yigitanda. Ntugahuze, ariko pasiporo. Mubyukuri, iyi nkuru yoroheje irerekana ibihe byinshi mugihe twiciwe kubijyanye nuburyo buteye ubwoba -, bwa mbere, birashobora kwirindwa, kunyuranya gato, ntibaza. Gutandukana nibibazo kumurimo - muriki cyiciro cyemewe n'abayobozi.
"Hanyuma ndamusubiza!. .."
Tugomba gukora iki: Kuzunguruka no guhimba inyandiko. Amategeko y'ibidukikije akora ntabwo ari bibi: Mugihe utuka, ubisuka cyangwa ikindi kintu bihenze - akenshi ufungura umunwa hanyuma ukingura umwuka wa Zhabro. Nyuma yiminota itanu, itangira kumurikira mubwonko, kandi yahisemo kuva mu bwobato: "Twari twagize ngo tuvuge: kandi wowe ... nyuma y'isaha ya Shakespeare hamwe nawe bamaze gukinirwa. Uzohereza inkuba no kubabaza inkuba, guseka bidahwitse kandi bihutira kwihuta mu mwenda w'umuhengeri. Kandi ugereranije nibi, hari ikindi gikorwa: Birababaza cyane kumenya ko ibintu byose bitagenze neza mubuzima - kandi umurikira imbaraga zurugendo ruto. Hariho imbaraga nyinshi hamwe na Nemeride ufite impaka zishoboka ko zihinga umurima n'ukundi wandike "Umwami Lira."
"Buri gihe ni ..."
Tugomba gukora iki: Nkuko bishoboka muri rusange no kumenyera muburyo ubwo aribwo bwose. Furray, intangiriro yanjye isanzwe icyumweru, indege isanzwe, namaze kuba umukiriya wambere. Noneho ibintu byose bizaba byiza! Ubururu bwubururu hamwe nibirwa bya diyama birantegereje biri imbere. Nzagura ibendera kuri wacht. Kandi iki: Nyuma yicyumweru, ibibazo birarambiwe - kandi icyateye ingorane zizaba amayeri gusa yabaturanyi. Gypsum Kuraho, amababi yabakiriya. Umutetsi yagiye. Nta na rimwe, sinigeze ngusanga, kugerageza byose byari ubusa. Nzajya gusinda muri "screwdriver". Kuva muri opera - Classic idapfa "Tuzahora yumvana hamwe na kimwe cya kabiri" kandi "sinzigera nshobora gukunda." Ibi byombi bikabije ntibikora cyane kuburyo nta bishoboka bitemerera umubano. Niyigeze, ndi cyangwa igice, cyangwa kubabara.
"Kurura Uruzitiro"
Tugomba gukora iki: Hindura ku kintu kimwe n'umunyundo mu ngingo imwe, ntibisiga intambwe iyo ari yo yose.
Nkingingo, turashaka ko ntabwo ari ice cream-brulee, kandi ntabwo itukura "Ferrari", ntabwo ari iyi misozi miremire mumurongo wirabura, ahubwo ni umunezero wabantu. Kandi ibyo bintu byose, bisa natwe kubwibyo kwerekanaga, ntabwo mubyukuri intego. Ni igikoresho. Kandi mugihe ibi bitabizi, kandi hamwe no kunangira imyaka itatu wakubise umutwe kurukuta, usaba neza ibi nibyo rwose - "byari ibara nkunda! Byari ubunini nkunda! " - Ubwa mbere, ubanza, tubuze imbaga nyaburanga yibyishimo. Kandi icya kabiri, ushobora guhura nazo, shaka kubona - kandi ukomeretsa: ice cream hamwe na blonde muri Ferrari ni - kandi nta byishimo bimeze, nta byishimo.
"Umwe ufite ubwenge mu mwenda wera ni mwiza"
Tugomba gukora iki: kunegura. Witonze urebe hirya no hino. Kurimbuka no kutubahiriza amategeko, fu na bue. Umukunzi wumukobwa yariye Corzhik kandi areke umugabo we ajye mu nama y'abanyeshuri bigana? Nibyiza, byose, witegure, nshuti: ipantaro yacitse hamwe ninshuti zishaje zitangwa. Inyenyeri yahawe akazi umutoza w'imyitozo? Birakenewe byihutirwa psychotherapiste! Hafi yacu imirima idafunze ubusembwa bwabandi, ubupfu, ubugome no kutamenya ubwenge. Umuhoro - ntukarengere. Biragoye, mumbabarire kuri kefir kuri we. Nibyo, kandi kubwibi bibazo byose inyuma ya kefirchik, rimwe na rimwe ntamwanya uhagije na drill ...
"Ngwino gukiza injangwe!"
Tugomba gukora iki: Guhangayikishwa no kurwanira abadabikeneye.
Impanuro nziza nubufasha bwa gicuti - isi ifise. Mu rubanza iyo rukenewe. Igihe babajijwe. Mu bindi bihe, iyi ni Senbernarsha bireba, ugerageza kwitondera kuzuza no gushyushya igikinisho cya Teddy cyangwa kwigisha bust inswa ya selile. Birumvikana ko nyuma nyuma, nyuma y'urupfu, kugirango uzwiho ikiremwa, cyarokotse Mama Teresu. Ariko hariho ibyago bikomeye byo kubura no kubona premium ya Darwien ...
"Ikiyiko cya Mama ..."
Tugomba gukora iki: Kwihatira kubabazwa "kurushaho", ntusobanukirwe aho iyi ari "nto" itagira iherezo amaherezo izarangira. Gukorera muri Monsters Corporation hamwe na shrek-umuyobozi wawe uraguhindura. Cyangwa ishyingiranwa rifite monster yimvura ntabwo igera kurwego rwo kuyihindura umugabo mwiza wihannye. "Tegereza gato, nawe", "Imitwe yimitima hamwe nabahoze mwigana hamwe nabahoze ari imiti: Yego, nzasenyuka, nuburyo bwo kumeneka Kazoza. Hamwe nibibazo byingenzi bidatinze, Aha. Kandi byibuze ibisabwa bimwe, bizamurikira iki? Kandi uhanganye cyane "a nyire" gusa azaba yuzuyemo imitobe yose. Kandi ntugifite firigo! Kurera rero iyi myidagaduro icyenda - biracyari ushyushye ...
