Iminsi migange yicyumweru cya gahunda y'ibiro ntizane umunezero mwinshi. Amateraniro, raporo, gahunda, byongeye gutanga raporo ... kandi niba ikipe ifite umuntu warakaye, noneho rwose, umubabaro n'ifu n'ifu. Pic.ru yakusanyije inzira zo guta mugenzi wawe ntatandukana no gutanga umusaruro no kwinezeza. Ntukitiranya umuntu! Kandi ntukavuge ko ari twe!
Hariho inzira zose nziza, nka: gusiba raporo ya buri gihembwe, tera icapiro rya buri gihembwe, tera icapiro riva mu icapiro, ubabajwe n'umuyobozi, kunywa umutware, kunywa shorp mu gasanduku cyangwa guhisha amagi kuri bateri. Ariko ukeneye gukoresha ubuzima bwawe kumyanda isa? Sot, birashimishije kandi hamwe nurugero!Gutungurwa nka salmon muri blueberry
Umuyoboro cyangwa umunyu, uzinze ibiryo, ntamuntu uzatangara umuntu uwo ari we wese. Igice cya LSD ibitonyanga byicyayi cyangwa ikawa bizatanga ingaruka zishimishije kandi ndende! Ntawe uzagukeka: Nibyiza, ni hehe wakuye he mwiza kandi mwiza uturutse impande zose za LSD?
Ntukirinde abakobwa bakobwa
Kurugero, inzoga ziva kumurongo wa chef. Noneho iyi hari rero artagnac wimyaka 40 gusa, birababaje cyangwa niki? Ariko uzashobora kwiga amaraso akonje kubisobanuro birambuye mubuzima (no guhanga) umwanzi wawe, niba ufite amahirwe - inkuru yose kuva muri zooned yanjye kandi kubyerekeye uko muri parisi ya Cockerel natigeze kubabaza, ntabwo rero afite amahirwe mu rukundo. Byiza - Andika ibintu byose kuri kamera, kora toni yamafoto ashotora, hanyuma ujye ushyira laller yamaraso, urya kuri youtube hanyuma wohereze kuri bose (kandi kumuyoboro wambere - menya neza).
Ntukibone
Kuri forumu zitandukanye (hariho nkibi, yego) Hariho inama nyinshi, uburyo bwo kugirira nabi imodoka ya mugenzi wawe. Kurugero, kuminjagira igisibo, kugirango inuma iguruka nibintu byose narasinze, naravuze ndahunga. Ntabwo dutanga neza: Suka kuri Hood Valeryanka, reka basinde, bakwirakwize inyama nshya kugirango bakurure imbwa, n'umunyu mu buryo butunguranye - mu buryo butunguranye, impongo zizagira ibyifuzo? Urashobora gusuka hafi irangi ritukura, hamwe nigiti kugirango ushire umurambo wa nyirabuja wa chef!
Erekana guhanga
Tanga ibiruhuko hamwe na barindwi na barindwi, amapingu hamwe na mpimba ya batman. Shishikariza ko uzi neza ko BDSM ari ubucuruzi, iterambere, kugurisha & kwamamaza. Oya, erega, ni iki, ntabwo aribyo?
Ibuka uburiganya
Niba rwose ushaka guterera mu bahanganye mu bahanganye n'umugati, gakondo cyangwa kunyeganyega sandwich, hagarara! Wibuke ko udashobora gutera ibiryo - guta icyuma!
Koresha imbaraga zose
Ndwaye? Hurray, iki nicyo ukeneye! Ngwino ku biro kandi umunsi wose nibiganiro byisi byongererana kumwanya muto uhereye kumwanya winzangano, inkorora no kugandukira imyanda, ntakintu cyihariye kandi ntakeneye dile Inteniations!) Kandi ugerageze ku ijosi hamwe nukuri k'ukuntu wumva ari bibi kandi ibyo utishimye. Urashobora kurigata ugutwi cyangwa ngo usome ishyaka nururimi (amahitamo kubatinyutse). Fata mugenzi wawe kugutwara munzu, shyira mu buriri, ukurikira igitambaro, ukagaburira Jam uvuye muri ikiyiko kandi yari nyina wa nyoko! Cyangwa nubwo nanone urwaye cyangwa ushimangira umwuka witsinda, ntakintu hano.
Ongeraho Paranoia
Menyesha kandi ubikuye ku mutima mugenzi wawe utera inkuru y'imiti y'imirwatsi yerekeye uburyo umunsi umwe mu mukunzi wawe nibagiwe kuzimya icyuma, muri ketle no kurwagura icyuma. Nibyiza kubikora mbere yinama yingenzi, aho mugenzi we wabikwiye agomba gukora. Reka bigaragaze ibitekerezo bijyanye nibikoresho bibabaje murugo murugo rwe! Niba kandi abaye wenyine n'injangwe, inkuru y'ukuntu umugore umwe yabanye n'injangwe, ahita arapfa, maze injangwe ivuye mu nzara yubatse mu maso - kugira ngo agufashe! Ntiwibagirwe rimwe na rimwe guseka bidahwitse kandi bizunguruka mumaso yawe!
Koresha tekinoroji yateye imbere
Niba ikintu cyumwanzi ukorera mudasobwa ihagaze, noneho aya ni amahirwe yawe! Utekereza akanya mugihe bagenzi babo batari kumurimo, ukora igikomangoma cya desktop, ushyire nkamashusho yinyuma hanyuma ugahisha ibirango byose. Ibikurikira, shimishwa n'ingaruka zakozwe, kuko nta shortcut cyangwa agashusho biterwa. Kugira ngo amakenga ataguye kuri wewe, ufunguye uburyo "Blonde", ugerageza gufasha hamwe n'imbaraga zose, ushake imbyino, urashobora kuminjagira amazi yera kuri yo ingaruka zitari zo. Nubwo ari byiza, wenda umutuku - ingaruka ebyiri! Kandi ntutubwire ko udafite icupa ry'umutuku kuri ibyo bibazo ku kazi!
Ongeraho Raisyn
Iyandikishe mu izina rya mugenzi wawe kuri folaughte formu hanyuma uyisige amavuta muri skype / adresse yurupapuro muri Facebook cyangwa, niba yagenwe rwose, nimero ya terefone. Niba hari icyo, urashobora gutsindishiriza ibyo nashakaga gufasha kumutegurira kumuntu ku giti cye! Mbwira ko uri umukiriya muremure w'aka garukoro kandi ukabikunda cyane! Urashobora kwerekana neza kuva munsi yimyenda yimyenda yawe yimpu muri rivets, kandi mumeza yikurura umupira wamaguru, Unlandera no mu bimenyetso by'indege nkibimenyetso. Nyuma yibyo, saba mugenzi wawe mubururu bwa oyster. Intsinzi iremewe.
Gukora Ubudaheruka
Shyira umukono kuri aderesi ya bagenzi bawe kubinyamakuru byose byatekerezwa kandi bidashoboka. Dufate mu gitondo afite icyegeranyo cya vibrators, imurikabikorwa ryagezweho muguhinga beterave ahantu hagaragara mu majyaruguru cyangwa mu majyaruguru itunguranye kumafaranga make. Cyangwa ukore izina ryamakuru hanyuma umwohereze amakuru yubuzima bwanjye bwite hamwe namafoto, videwo n'amajwi uko uri mu bugingo. Hanyuma imirimo yose, yego akazi - kurambirwa wenyine!
Kunywa itabi muri Kinini
Twita ubwo buryo "Crouching Shrew": Reba mugenzi wawe "ufite intego", kwishongora, sisitemu y'amaso, fata amaso no kurwara. Birashoboka ko idakora, ariko byibuze uzanezeza kandi ukomeze impano zawe zo gukina. Niba mugenzi wawe atangira kohereza ibitekerezo, fungura Umwamikazi hanyuma ukore ukutumvikana. Ingaruka yihuse hamwe nuburyo bwinshi bwo kurega. Mureke ababaye nubujiji nurukundo! Ubundi, urashobora gutumira kunywa, kandi hano ugomba gufasha ingingo 1 kurutonde rwacu! Turakwizera! Ntukarambirwe!