Indimi 25 z'urukundo: du Smeroshen Lyamur?

Hariho igitabo kizwi cyane cya Chepman yibanze ya Psypman - "Indimi eshanu z'urukundo". Twahisemo kubateza imbere no kuzuza!

Niba umuntu yibagiwe, ibikubiye mu bitabo bivuga ibi: Twese turavuga "urukundo" - kandi abantu bose bavuga ibintu bitandukanye. Kuri imwe, imvugo nyamukuru yimyumvire idapfa ari itumanaho kumubiri, undi yumva akundwa iyo atanga indabyo. Kandi rimwe na rimwe ntitwumva - hanyuma tugatangira kwerekana no kwerekana urukundo rwacu hamwe nikintu gishimishije muburyo. Ashaka kubabaza, kandi taps ye ihishurwa ... cyangwa ubundi.

Chapman yerekanye imashini yasabye kwiga indimi za buri wese kandi agaragaza ibice bitanu: amagambo yo kubatera inkunga; Igihe cyometse; impano; Ubufasha; Gukoraho (ako kanya guhobera, gusomana nigitsina). We ubwe avuga ko hashobora kubaho itsinda ryimvugo. Twatekereje rero - ntangira gukora ku nkoranyamagambo. Injira!

1. Kuzamura. Ntabwo rero yaguzwe t-shirt hamwe na miss piggy ashaka kubabaza. Kandi kubera ko akunda. Iyo usuye troll yinshuti yinshuti, abaturage ba Mackerel barimo kwitegura gukora mumasegonda. Kandi iki ni ishyaka gusa, kandi ntibazamukomeza.

2. Kanda gusa. Kugeza ku rugamba rwo ku cyumweru rwa jatode ebyiri, hejuru ya Horocope ya Sasha Smilanskaya, hejuru ya Bwana Binin na mugenzi wanjye Juno Nikorovna. Kuri orgasmal pobs na sshryov. Ariko si kubana n'abantu batazi. Gusa kubwurukundo. Ntabwo na lulza mbere yubukwe!

3. gutongana ku miterere y'isi n'ijuru. Ubundi bwoko bwimitungo. Witonze witonze umuringa we uhari, azayobora amategeko ya Hubble. Nyuma yihindagurika ryumuyaga, uragwa kandi wishimye. Nkuko, nta gusetsa: kuri benshi, ishyaka ryerekanwa mubiganiro byabafishi bose!

4. Togue. Birashoboka ko atari kuri quasars, ntabwo ari ibyerekeye imiyoboro. Urashobora, byibuze uburyo bwo gusukura karoti - hamwe cyangwa hakurya. Iyaba byaba ari bishyushye, ushishikaye cyane. Ntimukavuga rumwe natwe? Ufite impaka esheshatu zitabaho? Hurray, uradukunda!

5. Kurahira. Ntushobora no kuba karoti. Birashoboka nta mpamvu. Iyaba byaba bishyushye, hamwe nuduvumo ubuziranenge kandi ufata isafuriya yaka ... hanyuma - gusiga isenya, hasigara imvugo iteye ubwoba kubyerekeye ububiko - uracyafite ibihe byinshi byiza nkibi.

6. Andika SMS. Hamwe n'ibimenyetso byo kuruhuka cyangwa udafite, hamwe n'ikigega, emoticons cyangwa imigozi itatu gusa, hamwe na "Mfite, sinzitiranya umunezero." Ikintu nyamukuru nuko mu mufuka wawe uhora upfunyika kandi ukandamizwa, kandi intoki zawe zakoresheje terefone!

7. Amazina yahimbye. Bunks hamwe nibindi byoro, izuba nibindi bisigaye ni imyaka yamabuye. Izina ryimbitse rishobora kuba mega-guhanga. Nzi abashakanye mu rukundo, mugihe cyubwuzu burahamagara mumagambo yoroheje "umwanya".

8. Hamwe no guhagarika isi. Birumvikana ko ibi, "igihe cyo guhanana", ariko kidasanzwe. Abatwara Nafig ye ntibakeneye igihe cyo guhabwa hafi yimashini imesa. Gusa uguterana na mugenzi wawe Manchuria cyangwa kuva munsi yisoko rya Grand Bazaar, azumva atishimiye nawe.

9. Kunoza. Pygmalion yuburinganire ubwo aribwo bwose ntabwo ari urukundo niba ikintu cyacyo kidatakaje uburemere kuri kg 12, ntaziga igiswahiri kandi ntazagera byibuze mumuhanda. Ni ukuvuga, icyiciro cya mbere cyo kumurikirwa muri Budisime wa Tharavada.

10. Ntugahane inkoko. Ntukiri isabune igikombe, kandi hafi ya mudasobwa yawe ntabwo ari wenyine, ariko brood ya sump, ariko ndacyagukunda neza nkawe. Umwana ntuhinduka.

11. Guhora ukurura. "Urihe?", "Ubu urimo ukora iki?"? N'iki? "," 20.04, uri muzima? " Nibyo, gukunda ikibi.

12. Shimishwa mubibazo byikiremwa cyawe ukunda. Imbaraga za Inshuman zigomba kwiga icyo kitari gitandukanye na havbek n'umuzi mu ikipe ye. Ndetse imbaraga nyinshi za kimuntu zizibuka ibyo ifu ikenewe kugirango yinjire - kandi akezerere ingaruka zibi byago.

13. Kwiga hamwe n'inshuti ze. Kuba yaratangaye nubumenyi bwabo bwo hejuru cyangwa kubyemeza. Kandi ubujyakuzimu bwubumenyi bwumuntu bamenyereye inkono, kandi ufite amezi abiri.

14. Umva witonze. Ntugahagarike. Na Nod. Isaha Umva. Babiri bumva. Umva byose. Noneho ntasabe kubaza ati: "Chevo-oh?", Iyo utanze: "Kandi uyu munsi byose byabaye nk'uko nakubwiye ku ya 8 Nzeri 2006."

15. Ntagatifu kugirango ucukure mubucuti. "Kandi wigeze wumva nshaka iki?", "Izi ni ingaruka zo gukomeretsa abana! Wasukuye nyirakuru? " Nuburyo urukundo rwumuntu - ntabwo rurengana, oya. Abahungu bahura n'ururimi rw'urukundo. Ariko gake, kandi mumbabarire.

16. Kubwira gusa "inkoko mbi". Iyi ntabwo ari "ijambo ryunganira." Gushyigikira amagambo: "Nabonye ko atari byo, kandi ndakugira inama yo kugikemura ubuta bukurikira. Ingingo ya mbere ... "- Noneho ntibigera bazunguruka. Wibagirwe. Vuga gusa: "Umukene inkoko yanjye nto." Yego, yego, mwana. Nkora nanjye.

17. Bwira umuyoboro. Ntabwo watekereje, kandi namaze kumva. Niki? Uracyabitekereje? Kandi ndabyumva ibyumweru bibiri! Tekereza reka tumaze - ntiwumva ?!

18. Kora ubusazi. Kuki yasimbutse aho? Kuberako yamukundaga cyane. Kuki yahise amwohereza Volchethnik kuri we mu bitaro 139? Kubwimpamvu imwe!

19. Nka. Uzuza ikiganza cyawe kandi uhuze urufunguzo hano ntibihagije. Noneho ikiremwa gikundwa gishobora kubona gushidikanya, ishyari, kwishimisha, uburiganya cyangwa kutitaho ubuzima bwawe. Nkaho gusa, ariko nanone n'umutima wanjye wose. Ntushobora? Witoze injangwe!

20. Ihuza rya Sat. Ku magambo na enotike, impano na lubki, ingingo z'isesengura zerekeye amateka y'isugi n'ikizamini "uzaba umukecuru." Ntabwo ari spam. Iyi ni amor.

21. SHAKA hamwe muburyo busanzwe bwijambo. Kugirango utekereze ningingo, niba ubishaka, urashobora hafi mubihe byose ndetse no gusebanya, ariko rero ntugaseke mwijoro hamwe na "chef-counter" umusego umwe - ibi biri kure icyaricyo cyose.

22. Guteka Borsch. Uru ni ururimi rutandukanye. No kunyerera. N'ishyaka ridashira.

23. Ongera wandike kandi uvange. Gukubita ibikombe, urujijo mu gufunga kode hanyuma utware sitasiyo. Kuberako biva mu rukundo rwinshi no mu bintu bikomeye.

24. Kureka wenyine. Ntukohereze SMS. Ntukore cyangwa Havbekov cyangwa imiyoboro. Ndetse no guteka. Tanga ikiruhuko gito. Nibyo, urukundo ntabwo rwinjijwe ku ntebe, ahubwo ni umurimo utoroshye wo mumutwe.

25. shyira hamwe mu ruhererekane. Uru ni ururimi rwisi yose aho bose uko ari batanu bahujwe. No guhuza umubiri (ku musego), n'amagambo yo gushyigikira ("atari ukunyure, bari hano, yego?" - "Ibihe bine), n'impano (na njye Yakuyeho uwa gatanu uyu munsi! "), no gufasha (" guta imirongo, nyamuneka! ") ... tuzabikora nonaha! Byose birangiza urukundo rwanyuma.