Mumaze guha umwana ishuri, utekereza ko "erega, hazasa n'umugore, nubwo hazabaho umutekano." Noneho uribuka ibitekerezo byawe imbere kurukuta rwiyubahiro kandi byumva kumva. Kandi, cyane cyane, wenyine wenyine.
#umuntu
Ibumoso wo gukaraba chemicalainet. Yagenewe chlorine nziza. Amasaha abiri yahagaze mumitwe mu idirishya. Odnoklassnik Ntakintu, kandi nari mfite 30 ukwezi.# 2.
Umwe yagize ati "ntunyeganyega, umuswa, ni umunyu wa Bertolet." Iya kabiri irababaje n'umupfayongo. Nibyiza, bakusanyije intoki hasi, kumanuka, bita ambulance. N'amaraso yibagiwe kuzamuka, birumvikana. Imiti yari iki? Tekinike yarangije. Byose.
# 3.
Twari twirukanwe tuvuye mu ishuri tujya mu bahuje. Kandi nari interabwoba, kandi ntitwifuza guhagarara mfite ishuri muri koridor. Hihishe rero munsi yintebe. Kandi namaze gusohora ko umunyeshuri twigana yarihishe. Jyewe nakuye igitabo ndasoma, maze yinjira mu idirishya rimwe rifunguye, anyura hanze ya eva, yinjira mu rundi, aragenda cyane.#four
Umunyeshuri umwe wishuri yisumbuye rimwe na rimwe hari ukuntu biteye ikinyabupfura umukunzi wanjye. Twari inshuti eshanu, kandi nta buzima bwaje kubaho. Ubunyabuhanga bwinshi bwagaragaye ko bidashoboka mucyumba cyo kuriramo hamwe na we hafi no mu buryo butunguranye. Nyuma y'amezi atandatu rero, mu ishuri rye kavukire, bamurebaga rwose, kandi abonye abakobwa bato, atangira kwihisha inyuma ya bagenzi be.
#ibisobanuro
Kwonsa muri "Repubulika ya Skid" ko iki kibaho gishobora gusiga isabune, hanyuma akajagari kuri yo ntandika. Gukaraba. Utekereza iki? Igenzura rya gatatu ukurikije igitabo kiyobowe, kugeza igihe Inama y'Ubutegetsi iragenda isukurwa buhoro buhoro. Ariko ibibi nibyo isabune, birumvikana ko yaguye hasi. Mu ishuri ryacu - ibikomere bibiri, ugereranije - guhungabana, ku munyeshuri bishaje kuruta umusore umwe wamennye urutoki. Byagize isoni, nubwo, amahirwe, abakoze icyaha ntibashakaga cyane.# 6.
Babiri mu banyabwenge bacu bateguye inyundo ku nyandiko kandi bategura duel muri koridor. Mwaramutse, nibura ibyo, ibirahure bimenetse byagurutse n'umukobwa mu ijosi, nyuma adoda.
# 7.
Muri fiziki, igerageza n'amashanyarazi byakozwe, ku buryo, umwe ararakara, azana umugozi wagutse akava mu rugo. Mu mpindura neza, yamenyereye, ihujwe n'ubushakashatsi aho kuba bateri igera kuri 220. Ndetse n'Umuburanyi yajugunywe!#ibyiboneye
Nigeze kubyuka kuri tile, fungura, urusenda rutukura. Nashakaga bike, ndebe uko bigenda. Asuka afite ikiyiko, birashoboka. Kubera iyo mpamvu, ahubwo ni akazi mu mutekano wa gisirikare. Kandi amaso atukura mu bakobwa bose.
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Dufite ihene imwe yazimye mu imashini idoda isonga ryundi mukobwa. Nabwirijwe kugabanya.# 10
Ishuri ryari ubwubatsi bushaje, bugoye, no hanze yinyubako kuva muri etage ya gatatu yamanutse kuntambwe ifunganye hamwe na gari ya moshi. Mu gihe cy'itumba, birumvikana ko atigeze ayobora ahantu hose. Nuko arara cyane. Twagendeye rero kuri backcase. Nkuko inkoko aho bahoga - Ntabwo mbizi. Kandi arazamuka, yizirika kuri gari ya moshi.
#eleven
Abanyeshuri babiri ba gatandatu batoye urufunguzo kuri atike. Standard Standard, igisenge kiringaniye. Bidatinze, habaye icyicaro gikuru n'impanuka zerekeza ku baturanyi, ishuri ry'abanzi. Kubera ko mubyukuri ari igiti cyagumye gifunze, kugirango ubone inkomoko yibisasu bidashobora kwifuza, kandi ibirahuri bihindura iyicarubozo ryicarubozo.# 12
Umunsi umwe, basigaye ku basirikare batanu basigaye mu biro by'ibinyabuzima basanga laboratoire idafunguwe. Birashoboka nindobo ya kokayine yaba ifite ingaruka nto. Hariho Herbarium, yakusanyirijwe hamwe n'abanyeshuri b'intambara nyuma y'intambara muri Abkhazia na Moldava, Burozobs, bitwikiriye amagi y'injangwe n'imbeba ibitugu, ntabwo nsekeje, amayeri afite ibisigazwa. No kunyerera ibirahure hamwe nibihingwa byumye. Sitidiyo y'ibinyabuzima, nyuma yamasaha abiri, yiruka mubiro, birumvikana, birumvikana ko hai iteye ubwoba. Igihe kizaza Ethologue y'Abanyamerika, ejo hazaza ha siberolilogiste ya Siberoyiya na Isiraheli h'imibare ya Isiraheli yahagaze umutuku, ariko ntiyihana amasegonda. ETHOGIS NZIZA ETHOLOGIS, nkuko byagaragaye, bimenye] kuzuza umufuka wa Belonertite. Kandi neza. Mugihembwe kirangiye, bioharrder ibikubiye muri laba.
Ingingo yateguye Asya Mikheev
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