Kugura mububiko bwa interineti no gutumiza ibiryo hamwe no gutanga urugo cyangwa biro - Ikimenyetso kimwe cyigihe cyacu, nka firime kuva kumigezi nurukundo ruturuka kurubuga. Serivisi nkizo zisenga, imibereho, abagore bo murugo hamwe nabantu basanzwe badashaka kumarana umunsi wicyumweru ku gitanda kuri plab, kandi wikendi iri ku ihema kuri megamolem.
Ariko mugihe umuguzi-neophyte yongeraho ibicuruzwa kubiseke, yizeye ko itegeko rizayitegereza mugihe cyiza, mugenzi we w'inararibonye ahagarika amateraniro kandi azamuka cyane Zen. Nyuma ya byose, ibyo utumije byose - pizza, sneakers cyangwa cinema murugo - rwose ugomba kumva:"Ndamaze kugenda" (gusinzira gute?)
Ubutumwa bwiza burashaka kugaragara neza: niba bishoboka, mu museke. Nibyo, hashize cyane igihe cyumvikanyweho. Ububiko bwa interineti, ndetse nizewe kandi bigaragaye, akenshi bitabaza serivisi zandikirwa nandikirwa. Igihe rero na aderesi yo kubyara, aho uri "fer" byumvikanye numuyobozi wubupfura, kubara ubutumwa, kugirango ubishyiremo impaka. Nyamuneka uzane kugura "mugihe cyamasaha yakazi" - na gato. Umunsi wakazi wa Courier watangiye, arashaka kwigobotora kugeza kuri abiri, asanzwe mukarere kawe kandi adafite icyifuzo gito cyo gutaha. Ariko urashobora no kwiruka. Niba mubyukuri udashobora - hariho inzira ya kabiri.
"Nzaba nyuma ya cumi n'umwe (akarere kawe mfite umunani)
Niba inama yacya itabaye, izuba rirenze. Ubutumwa bwoherejwe yizera ko kugura akaba cyangwa amasaha ari ikintu kinini mubuzima bwawe burambiranye, kandi kuri we ntabwo ari icyaha kandi kikatinda kumasaha abiri kumurimo. No gutumiza imyenda kubera umupaka ugereranije nubukwe bwinshuti nziza. Kandi yego, yari asanzwe mukarere kawe igice cya mugitondo, wowe ubwawe ntiwifuzaga."Sinzi uko" NZI AFITY "(Tegereza amabwiriza abiri hanyuma uza)
Nari nzi ko ubutumwa bw'ukuri budakoresha karma ku masezerano y'ubusa. Yavuze ukuri avuga ko azahagera "neza, ahantu kuva kuri babiri kugeza kuri barindwi kugeza kuri barindwi, wongeyeho." Muri icyo gihe, birakeka uburyo bwubumaji mugihe ufite inzibacyuho kumurimo, inama numukiriya, ikwirakwizwa ryumutwe cyangwa byibuze ifunguro rya sasita kandi riza muri iki gihe. Vuga iyi "ndogobe" cyangwa "Gitoya Umwuga", ariko wemere nkawe: Kujya hanze kugirango utegereze uzagira ibihe byiza kuri wewe.
"Nzagenda vuba" (yego ndagiye, ngiye)
Abaguzi bashimangira kandi basaba ko bidashoboka - kubahiriza amasezerano. Ariko ubutumwa burashobora gutuza. Aho yari ari hose - muminota itanu yinzira, mumasaha abiri cyangwa muri Nirvana, igisubizo ahora wenyine. Yasubiyemo "inkota" ku nshuro ya kane, ubutumwa, buva mu bupfura, umuhanda wa traffic. Ahita abaza ati: "Kandi ni gute ushobora kubona inzira?" Mubyukuri, amaze igihe kinini yicaye ahantu hafi kandi ategereje indege."Sinshobora kukubona" (ongera usuzume, aho uri)
Ikarita na Navigator bazanye abatsinzwe! Ubutumwa bukwiye bwimukira ku ntego, birimo kwizihiza gusa ibitekerezo byayo, bityo, buhoro. Arashobora kuguhakana ko ibiro byawe bidahuye nabandi, atari ibyawe, ariko uturuka kumuntu ubabaye kure ya metero. Yanditse mu maso ku buryo agira isoni zo kugura isafuriya, adakusanyaga mu nzu mu gihe cyo gutwara gatatu. Mugihe usubiramo amafaranga, ubutumwa bwiza buzavamo urugero rwabandi bakiriya, ibyiza: "N'ubundi byose, natwaye ibyawe ejo ku gihira cyangwa adresse y'urugo ntabwo yemerera kabiri Ibisobanuro (Moscou, kare kare, Mausoleum), noneho uzabona rwose ubutumwa, ubuzima bwanjye bwose bwatanze icyayi muri Vykhino. Kandi "" yabyaye bwa mbere muri kariya gace kiteye ubwoba. "
"Nahageze, sohoka" (Ndagiye, dore)
Courier ikwiye ivuga iyi nteruro isaha imwe yo kuhagera. Ikibazo ni ukumutegereza, atari we. Mugihe cyiteze, birashobora kumenya byoroshye ko courier yitiranyije aderesi cyangwa nimero ya terefone. Kandi ko, birumvikana ko "ababashye" (kandi agendera, agenda). Umuguzi nibyiza gufata THERMOS no gusoma byoroshye hamwe nanjye - gutegereza birashobora gutinda."Ndatinze, jya kuri metero" (sohoka kugirango uhure nanjye)
Birumvikana ko ubutumwa bwiza burashima igihe cye gihenze cyane. Kandi uko umubyeyi ukiri muto, urabagirana ku igorofa ya gatanu icyarimwe yombi mu mazi, kandi yuzuye microwave nshya, birashimishije. Inkuru y'Intumwa igenda kuri interineti, idashaka kubona imodoka "ku muhanda wanduye", kandi ihatira umukiriya kwikuramo ingamba z'ibihingwa nta birometero bibiri. Niba amahano nkaya azamuka asubiramo kurubuga rwububiko, ubutumwa bufite amahirwe yose yo kubona Loli, kandi umuguzi ni urutonde rwimvugo nkimpano. Ariko impuzandengo y'abakiriya ntabwo yanditse. Amaze gufata icyemezo, yibagiwe akandira, kandi urugendo rw'ibishishwa nk'inzozi ziteye ubwoba.
"Dufite udusanduku twose two kurya" (kandi ni iki washakaga kuri aya mafranga?)
Nibyo, iyi iPhone ni imvi. Nk'urugo rwawe. Ubuzima kandi muri rusange ntibimurika hamwe nibishusho. Courier ikwiye buri gihe irashidikanya. Ahari we ubwe yibutse agasanduku ayikorera mu rugendo rwinyuma. Ntutuke. Kandi birashoboka ko agasanduku kaje rwose. Ibyo ari byo byose, yose yera ku iduka rye kavukire kandi rwose ntacyo izahindura."Niki gihari - ni garanti?" (Niba abantu bose bagenzuwe, ntabwo nzabona umwanya)
Nategetse ko ibikoresho bifite agaciro kanini mu mushahara wa kimwe cya kabiri cy'igice cyasabye kubaha iminota itanu yo kugenzura. Ariko ubutumwa burashimangira. Yizeye ko abakiriya batazi gukoresha McBuck na Winduvo - kandi niki nabyumva muminota itanu? Ku itanga icyayi courier iburyo izahora yishura hamwe nakwanga: Biragaragara, irashaka kugirirwa ikirambo cyerekana uruhara kugirango azenguruke kugirango akize ikizamini cya Steamer.
"Nta mwanya mfite" (oya, sinshobora gutegereza)
Courier atanga ibifuniko bya iPad gusa, ahubwo bivuza umunezero, amahoro n'amahoro. Muri rusange nka Santa Claus, yasinze gusa. Ntabwo bidasanzwe kuburyo udasobanukiwe. Ariko, kubwinyongera, yiteguye gutaha mumasaha abiri cyangwa - kugirango ube - Icare iminota icumi kunyura mu biro byawe."Nibyo, twarambikaho?" (Umwanya hano)
Igikorwa cya courier nukubona amafaranga muri wewe no gusinya. Muri ako kanya, iyo urangije gukuramo inkoni ya nyuma mu inyemezabwishyu, ibiganiro - niba aribyo - hagarara, kandi inseko irabyimba. Induru kuri Courier inyuma: "Ihangane, naribeshye! Ntabwo ari firigo yanjye! " - kubusa. Niba agomba kongera kujyana kugirango ahindure ibicuruzwa, azahabwa amafaranga yingendo ebyiri, kandi anyuzwe.
Ati: "Ntabwo mfite itangwa" (urumva ubabajwe na 9, cyangwa niki?)
Amasomo ntizigera kandi nta mafaranga. Tumaze gutangiza pizza kuringaniza 400 kandi bamaze kwakira fagitire ibihumbi, courier mu kinyabupfura mu kinyabupfura kandi itangira kugenda yerekeza ku gusohoka: birashoboka, izi ni inama. Amafaranga yatangajwe ni akashyikirana gusa kumwanya ukomeye. Kandi amaze kubona amafaranga yumvikanye neza, dore pimpip."Yego, by '(kandi dore undi ...)
Akenshi, kwakira ubwishyu, inyemezabwishyu n'inama, cyane cyane ubutumwa bwihuta bahita babona umwanya, numwuka "kugirango uganire". Niba hano ubushobozi bwawe buhuye - Ndatanga inama. Usibye imijyi, ubutumwa burashobora kuguha amakuru yingirakamaro kubicuruzwa bye (urugero, kubwira pizza ntabwo yigeze acira chef). Kandi itegeko ryanyu rikurikira kuva mububiko bwa interineti birashoboka cyane biza mugihe kandi byuzuye.
Umwanditsi - Anya toropova