Umuntu wese azi ko abasore nyabo batabyina, nturirire kandi ntukagire agatsima. Abasore nyabo bayobora porsche hamwe nibumoso bumwe, guhobera iburyo bwabandi kandi icyarimwe shaka amafaranga nijwi ryiza. Ibipapuro byabo birakomeye nka Walnut Krakatuk, intwaro nziza, kandi ntatinya ikintu na kimwe. Hafi yubu buryo bwerekanwa nabagabo nyabo muri firime zipfukirana Hollywood, Bolivood, nibindi biti byateye imbere kugirango uhagarike ubwonko bumaze kutaringaniza inkumi. Mubyukuri, umugabo, byumvikane. Kuva "Mama azashya" kugirango "Kuki tugenda?". Na blackmail mbi, garing na litiro umunani za Chivas Rigala, amafoto yakusanyije guhitamo kwuzuye.
Ijoro rya mbere. "Ijisho ry'ijisho, iryinyo, ibigori, bikini, umutima." Muyandi magambo - Gutinya abaganga.
Umugabo wigituba ajuririye abaganga bakomeye kubaganga nyuma yo kubona umuyoboro mwiza, kandi amaherezo kwatura umwanda wanduye. Ibyo bivuze byose. Mugihe gisigaye anywa, ararya, abeshya, afite ubwoba ... ntabwo acika. RIP.
Ijoro ryinzozi ni iya kabiri. "Sinshaka kurongora, nuko Vicktor Petrovich ntabwo arubatse ava mu mafaranga."
Kuri inoti yumvikana, ko kuva Viktor Petrovich imyaka imaze imyaka imaze imyaka imaze imyaka icumi nkumusenyi ibinyoma kandi afite izuru ryizuru, umugabo ntabyitwaramo. Umugabo ntabwo akunda kurongora. Ubwa mbere, birahenze, icya kabiri ntuzigera umenya ko bizakura mumugore we. Nafashe Nymph yoroshye hamwe nijwi rya kirisiti, kandi nagombaga kugabanuka gake ubwanjye mugari kandi twifuza cyane.
Inzozi za gatatu. "Gerontology. Hoba hariho ubuzima nyuma ya mirongo itatu, mirongo ine, mirongo itanu, batandatu - Yego Uravuga iki? ". Gutinya gusaza gusa.
Tekereza, aba bari imbere yubusaza gusa bafite amababi bagenda? Yego, yaranzwe. "Doo, bavuga bafite amajwi yemera umuntu, nk'uko Jack Nicholson akora ibikomeye, kandi imivurungano yacu, Doooo." Kandi na bo ubwabo barumiwe n'amafoto atose ifoto ya Silvio Berlusconi, kandi, gutakaza abanyerera, birukana na we mu bantu beza bavuga ko ari imyaka "gusa!"
Icya kane. "Tagaianka, ndi umunyamwenda wawe udapfa."
Kuva muri iki gihe cyacu ubucukuzi bw'amacumbi n'amafaranga rimwe na rimwe bufitanye isano no gusenyuka kw'amategeko ahana n'itegeko nshinga hamwe na Garantor, bityo buri gihe ibyago bifite ibyago. Ahari ibi birasobanuwe, ukireba mbere, ishyamba rwose, icyifuzo cyabagabo ngo bumve Conson kandi bareba, urugero ", samura".
Ijoro rya gatanu. " strong>Nigute - Nafig? " Cyangwa uburyo bwo kubaho niba wirengagije byose.
Ijoro ryijoro ryagize inkomoko kuva mugihe cya sisitemu ya primite. Nuburyo ubwo aribwo bwose, abantu b'igitsina gabo bagomba kuboneka, batega amatwi kandi barushaho kuba. Bitabaye ibyo, umuntu aratunga, arabyitaho, acika hafi kandi ibisubizo kubisubizo. Ukeneye?
Reba gatandatu. "Kandi ufite spin yose yera" cyangwa isoni rusange.
Abagabo bateguwe cyane kuburyo biteye ubwoba cyane kwicara mu shusho kurusha abagore. Batinya kwibagirwa amagambo y'uburozi muri iyo nama, indirimbo ku bateze amatwi cyangwa amagambo "umuswa ubwe", bavugijwe n'umukunzi we. Kubera iyo mpamvu, dushobora kwemeza ko imigani yerekeye ikime Imana yazanye n'abagore.
Inzozi Zandwi. "Izuru ry'Abafaransa ritemba."
Yego Yego. Abagabo kandi bafite ubwoba bwo kurwara indwara zishimishije. Kandi tuvugane kuri iyi nsanganyamatsiko y'ubwitonzi, kuva igeze ku icumi mu gikari. " Noneho, umuhungu umwe mukuru yatangaje ko yatontomye kumugaragaro mu kigo, agashyikiriza umurimo wihutirwa mu gisirikare, mugihe cheque ya ameza yigitanda. Majoro, wakundaga kuvuga Vitiyevato, akingura ameza ye, agirira ishyari akajagari, akajagari, ibimonyo bitukura, ararimbira ati: "
Inzozi za munani. "Poletoy" cyangwa "ariko abikeneye na gato, iyi viagra."
Niba, Imana ikinga ukuboko, umuntu azavuga iyi mibereho yica, abagabo icumi bakomanga kumeza, bahinduwe, batera imitini, bakinga imitini, ibinyobwa, ubwoba, guhagarika umutima ku muntu wam. Ubusa.
Icya cye cy'inzozi. "Skeleton mu kabati."
Abagore, bibuka, babeshya byose. Kubera impamvu zitandukanye, ariko. Niba wumva umeze neza mumugabo, urashobora kubisanga muri IT: Udukoryo, paki y'agakingirizo, gukunda injangwe, ifoto ya sasha gray cyangwa terefone ya kabiri. Icyizere, nkuko babivuga, ariko reba. Muri rusange, abagabo - ibyo bikaba bigufi. Ariko basa n'abantu, ntabwo ari ku basirikare bose. Kandi, nukuvuga, inzozi zavuzwe haruguru ni ubuswa. Ijoro riteye ubwoba cyane ryabwiye uwabigenewe. Yashyize hejuru cyane, akinga amaboko mu nda, akubiye mu gifu kirekire gisa n'igituba gihuha, maze yongorera ati: "Ikintu kibi cyane ni ugumagana Otiti."
