Isi yose yambaye intore. Ah, umuryango wo mu mwuka! Ah, gukenera kwigunga no gutekereza! Yoo, ifu yo gusabana! Mubyukuri, isi yaguzwe kumayeri ahendutse ya Mishantropov. Niba hari umuntu ubabaye, biragoye.
1. Mugenzi wawe akora muri terefone. Burigihe. "Buri gihe" byatangiye igihe wahindura iri shami kandi ukaganira gato na we, kugira ngo dute, bityo musore aruhuke.
2. Mugihe ukeneye kurira muri vest, nibyiza ko iyi shami nyinshi zabaye byinshi. Byibuze bitatu. Kandi ntakintu na kimwe gifite hysterical, ntugushinyagurira kandi muriwe ibyiyumvo byinshi.
3. Inshuti yawe magara yemera ko rimwe na rimwe ishaka kurasa kubera akamenyero kawe, fata imvugo yintoki.
4. Nutaha, usuke vino kandi utuje rero ziruhutse ku ntebe, ubara ikiganiro gito, urugo rwawe ruvuga ko nta myumvire afite mu birori.
5. Uhora utekereza ko ugomba kumva ufite ipfunwe cyangwa isoni bitewe nuko batabitaye kuba mubyerekanwe.
6. Iyo umuntu yemeye kumara umugoroba utuje, wishimiye gukora ijoro ryo guceceka. Bitatu cyangwa bine bituje byijoro.
7. Iyo ufashe ijambo kuri glider, abantu bose batangira shushk bagashushanya kuri citepis, nkaho ikiruhuko cyabaye.
8. Abo dukorana mu itabi muburyo bwawe wibuke gitunguranye ko ari ngombwa guhamagarwa byihutirwa.
9. Ijwi ryawe ryita cyane, nubwo ari ibisanzwe. Ijwi risanzwe ryumuntu ushishikaye.
10. Mugihe cya sasita, uragaragaza ibimenyetso cyane kuburyo ukuramo isahani hasi. Kandi nta muntu, muri rusange, ntabwo utangazwa.
11. Niwo majwi yonyine kubikorwa byitsinda mucyumba kimwe, ntabwo bigabanyijemo abo mugereka uteye ubwoba.
12. Izina ryishyaka ryumuntu ni serivisi mbi mugihe inshuti zawe zahisemo kuguhamagara mubaburanyi. Uryama ute? - bahora batungurwa.
13. Rimwe na rimwe ugura ibirahure gusa kugirango uhuze stereotypes no kureba ubwenge, nkaya mato yose.
14. Gusa hamwe nawe umubano utangirana ninteruro "Hanyuma, hariho, hamwe nabo bavuga" bakangiza imvugo ngo "Sinshobora kwinjizamo ijambo!"
15. Wishyura byinshi mumashanyarazi, kuko udasinzira wenyine kandi burigihe ugahatirwa kwitotomba TV.
16. Iyo wiyita umukinnyi mwiza w'ikipe, abo mukorana. Na we, muri terefone.