Muri Werurwe neza. Ibintu byose bihumeka byegera ubushyuhe, izuba rijya mu kirere, ntabwo ari kugena "umunsi / nijoro" nshaka kubaho cyane. Rimwe na rimwe gutura mu mpera za Werurwe ndashaka cyane ko hari ukuntu byagaragaye ko mu Kuboza ugomba kubyara. Kandi ntabwo ari ukuze gusa, ariko mirongo itatu mbere. Kandi ntabwo ari mirongo itatu mbere, ariko mwijoro.
Umugore nyawe
Birumvikana ko natinyaga ubwoba - Natekereje abaganga basinze, ababyaza babi n'ibyo byose. Ariko oya - abakozi bari hejuru: Sober kandi witonze. Ariko ntiwumve rwose nashakaga ko bizihiza - umwaka mushya w'ihene wagombaga kuza mu masaha abiri n'igice. Kandi sindabikora. Hanyuma umuganga arabaza ati: "Urategereje umukobwa?" "Yego," mukobwa ". Muganga yegamiye igifu, yongorera mu gace katewe na Navel: "Niba utahise uvuka, ugomba gusubiza ubuzima bwanjye bwose uri ihene." Kandi hari ukuntu byahita utangariza ... wavutse kimwe cya kane kugeza kuri cumi na babiri. Nashoboye.Wati ubwanwa
Ku ya 31 Ukuboza, nagizwe ikiraro Cestarean. Mvuye muri anesthesia, kandi nkeneye umuganga. Ariko sinumva ko uyu ari umuganga. Ntacyo numva. Niba napfuye, cyangwa nsinziriye. Kandi ndabaza nti: "Kandi uri nde?" Avuga ati: "Santa Claus". Nibyiza, ndi ku mashini: "Uraho, Ubwago bwa sogone." Brigade yaguye. Kandi aracyambanyuza igihe kirekire - Nakijije ubuzima bwanjye, kandi wampamagaye nta shimitonde?
Umuturanyi! Umuturanyi!
Nyirabukwe yabwiye: Yahisemo gusa kubyara gusa Eva, kandi sebukwe ku kazi yizihije muri byose. Muhe umuturanyi we yagize amahirwe. Abaganga bamaze gupfukirana ameza, na champagne y'ibifuni ... muri rusange, kuvuka byagaragaye bihunga. Nibyiza, wibagiwe kwandika isabukuru, usanga gusa mugihe cyo gusohoka. Kubwibyo, umugabo ntagitekerezo afite rwose, isabukuru. N'umwaka.
Nyirabukwe wo kuvuka k'umuhungu yiyongera ku byishimo by'umwaka mushya ... Muri rusange, kwita kuri nyirabukwe mu bitaro by'ababyeyi.
Ufite umugongo wera
Umugabo yari kukazi (shift yumwaka mushya) hamwe na terefone isohoka. Nabonye abaganga igihe cyose - nyamuneka hamagara umugabo wanjye, mu buryo butunguranye yishyuza terefone. Ntabwo watanze abaganga gusa. Abaforomo, Umubyaza, Neonatologust nubwo bigaragara. Muri rusange, nuzuye. Igihe kimwe na muganga arambwira ati: "Kuki ukeneye umugabo nk'uwo? Afite urwenya Khrenova, ajugunya ikuzimu. " Ndabyumva nabi buhumyi, kandi arabisobanura ati: "Nibyo, biragaragara ko yari mubi cyane kuri uyu mwaka wa mbere."Ibitekerezo
Nabyaye cyane kandi igihe kirekire, kandi abaganga bari hejuru - nashakaga kurakara kandi sinigeze ngerageza gutoroka na vodka. Kubera iyo mpamvu, inkuru y'inzozi yararangiye, ariko kuri ubu narabyaye, nateye ubwoba yumvaga ibiganiro by'abapima Umwana - byose ni byiza? Kandi ndabyumva:
- Bane magana cyenda mirongo itandatu. Umwaka mushya muhire.
- Ikigaragara ni uko umwaka ushize Mama yayoboye neza.
- Afite imyenda ibiri ya cumi.
- A. Rero, ntabwo aribyo.
Mushiki wawe
Umugabo yabwiye umukobwa mukuru mukuru (icyo gihe yari afite imyaka ine) ko "Mama yagiye mu bitaro bye, hazabaho impano y'umwaka mushya." Umukobwa yararakaye cyane - avuga ko ntakeneye mushiki uwo ari wo wose nk'impano, ndashaka urukwavu nk'impano. Nyuma yo gusohoka, tugeze mu rugo, tubyiciro muri make ku buriri tugavuga - hano, reba, mushiki wawe aruta urukwavu? Kandi mukuru aradusaburira impuhwe, nk'uko byari bimeze ku mutima, akavuga ati: "Wowe ubwawe ubizera wenyine?"Igikapu
Twizihije kubabyeyi bacu, ariko byabaye bibi, ngomba gutaha, no munsi yintambara ya cimes - kandi muri rusange. "Ambulance". Kandi kuri njye, kimwe n'abagore bose batwite, umufuka "mu bitaro" zakusanyirijwe mbere. Umugabo we yamuzanye, narakinguwe, nuko bikagaragaza ko iyi ari ntoya muriyo mufuka. Uyu mufuka, wita ku musambo wiziritse ibihumbi makumyabiri na saladiacs, gukonja no gukata. Twagiye, ntabwo twizihiza, kandi mama yashakaga ko natwe byibuze tugerageza ... neza mama. Kandi umugabo ararangirwa neza. Abaganga barishimye - baravuga bati, Impapuro zose zubucucu, impeta zo murugo na gants ya reberi zitwaye. Kandi wateguye ...
Zomboyashchik
Ntuye mu mujyi muto kandi mbyarira mu bwigunge. Ibi, muburyo nta wundi yumva. Kuri ubu, irungu ryanjye ryarangiye, kuko itsinda rya muganga ryuzuye, kandi bene wabo baricara munsi ya Windows Olivier ya Roddodo, kandi itsinda ry'umuyoboro wa TV waho warashwe mu "Muturage wa mbere wa TV wo mu mujyi muri Ikinyagihumbi gishya. " IYI 2000 zari, yego. Birambabaza, navuze, kandi umukoresha mu ikoti ryera yinjijwe neza mu buryo bwuzuyemo kamera yinjije neza kamera yinjije mu Rugereko. Niba atari ngombwa ntabwo ari ibisubizo, ahubwo no muri iyo nzira, niba yagerageje gukuraho "AKARERE". Muri rusange, hari ukuntu yahise akunda televiziyo hamwe nurukundo rwa Luta. Iyo ibintu byose amaherezo birangiye, bararimpaye bansaba kuvuga amagambo make. Navuze. Ndetse n'abashakanye. MURI MURI MURI MURI MURI MURI MURI MURI MURI AVUGA NJYE. Ariko kubwimpamvu runaka videwo ntabwo yerekanye.