Twabajije inshuti zacu kumatariki yabo ya mbere. Ahantu, biteye ubwoba, sichen kandi burigihe birasekeje cyane. Nibyiza, cyane cyane iyo bitabaye nabo! :)
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Yantumiye ku munsi wa mbere muri resitora. Nahuye, ndagira neza mfasha gukuramo ikote ryubwoya, mpamagara muri imyenda, kandi ndabishyira mu mufuka. Hanyuma byaje kumenya ko iyi ari isosiyete ikora ibigo! Yabyinnye nimugoroba hamwe n'abafatanyabikorwa bakomeye bava mu yindi mijyi. Nanyweye icyayi mu minota 40, nazamutse kuruhande rwimyenda, nakubise ikoti ryanjye ndagenda.Gahunda ya Sly
Hari ukuntu natumiye umuntu umwe mumwaka wanjye mushya, aho nakundaga cyane. Nabonye ko na we ashimishijwe. Rero, ibiruhuko, vino, cocktail, biracyari cocktail, ibitwenge byinshi, hanyuma birasomana. Baryamye mu buriri, urubanza rugenda mu mibonano mpuzabitsina, kandi gitunguranye akuraho cyane kandi rugira ruti: "Mbabarira, sinshobora guhindura umukunzi wanjye." Ndatangaye: "Kuki wampamagaye na gato, ndetse no mu mwaka mushya? Umaze kugira umukobwa. " Na we: "Natekereje ko nshaka nawe kandi uzazimya!"Maniac ye
Uru rubanza rwari mu mahanga, rwagiye muri cafe. Ikigaragara ni uko kuva mu bujyakuzimu bw'ibyiyumvo na bariyeri y'indimi, umusore umwe yariye Izuka ryerekanye! Natekereje nti: "Maniac!" Yiruka kwihuta. Najugunywe mu cyuho kiri mu ruzitiro, cyari muri parike, gifunze kubera kwiyubaka ngo zijya mu ijoro bashaka gusohoka. Kandi igikapu hamwe na terefone yibagiwe muri cafe kumeza.Niki gisaga aricyo cyose ibiryo byawe
Kuva mu kinyabupfura, nategetse amasahani ahendutse gusa. Itariki irangiye byagaragaye ko nari ku munsi na nyiri iki kigo!Gusimburwa kumurima
Itariki ya mbere yabaye nyuma yicyumweru cyurubuga rwo gukundana. Tumaze kuba ahantu mbere yemeranijwe, mbona ko ntegereje umuntu ku ifoto, ariko uwambere. Nkuko byagaragaye, umusore wantumiye, nta mwanya yari afite, yirukana mu wundi mujyi. Ntabwo namuhaye terefone hagamijwe umugambi mubisha, ku buryo nta kintu cyiza yabonaga cyo gusaba inshuti n'umuturanyi we (mbere!) Munsange mu muhanda.Kuba inyangamugayo kandi Byinshi
Umuseke, uteranira kurubuga rufite umugabo. Yitwa ifunguro rya nimugoroba. Bahuye kuri Trykaya, bajyanwa muri McDuck, barebye neza kugira ngo batarya ibirenze ibikenewe. Hanyuma ndaguze inzoga mu kiruhuko, yicarana na we mu iduka arambwira ati: "Kandi urabizi, baravuze bati: Uwahoze ari umugore wanjye yari mwiza kukurusha."Pickup-Master 80 Levela
Igihe kimwe nagiye kumunsi numuhungu uva Tinder, waje kuba umuhangayika wa Dagestan, urota kuba umurimbumba. Yambwiye nimugoroba ko ari ukonje cyane, n'amafaranga n'amafaranga, ikibazo kijyanye n'ibyishimo cyashubijwe kiti: "Hobby yanjye? Nibyiza, i booze na guswera. By the way, inkuru isekeje, iyo naguze indaya imwe muri champagne ya CHAMPANT MOMPANT ... Oh, ntuzishyura byeri yanjye? Nzabisubiza! " Nataye amafaranga igihumbi ku meza maze natoroka ubwoba, amuhagarike mu nzira mu nzira.Inyoni y'ibyishimo
Reka, funkment muri St. Peterburg, indabyo za Lilac, izuba ndetse no muri Racence rusange, ndi kumwe n'imisatsi no kwisiga, muri blue, muri bloufe yera, kuguruka. Ku ruhande rumwe, cavalier hamwe na bouquet isanzwe iranshimishije, kurundi ruhande, peteroli y'ishema irimo kurohama mu kirere. Ntabwo nigeze ntekereza ko hashobora kubaho imyanda myinshi mu nyoni! Ibisasu byagenze neza. Ibyo ushoboye byose, hamwe na blouses najiji byavunitse neza muri Neva, Hagati aho, indabyo z'umuntu w'izuru. Kandi ibyo byose byagumye mu mijyi miyaga, nogeje mu musarani wa Sitasiyo ya Finilande. Noneho, aho kuba itariki, twagiye kunhindura. Mugihe kimwe hariya na gaske muri crane yarahindutse. Ntabwo rero, rwose turashatse.Urubyiruko rw'iteka
Itariki yambere nyuma yo gutumanaho neza kurubuga rwo gukundana. Ku rupapuro rwe hari amafoto atatu ya blond nziza mu myaka 30. Avuga ati: "Kandi icyo, iyi ni yo mafoto yanjye, ashaje. Ariko sinahindutse na gato ... "Umukobwa uteye ubwoba
Nahise nkora kuri TV, habaye isoko kandi ndi, kwiyegurira gust, yaguze sursess. Kandi hano ndajya muri we mu kigo cya tereviziyo kuri Trolleybus, kandi hano nyirasenge ajugunywa mu myaka 60 60 n'ijwi rirenga ati: "Muri Moscou, biragoye cyane guhura n'umukobwa wishimye, ndasaba gutanga terefone, yanjye Umuhungu ntabwo aribyiza! Nibyiza cyane, nibyiza cyane! " Kuri uyumunsi, byari imyumvire idasanzwe cyane, kandi nasize terefone kuri terefone. Bukeye yahamagaye, twahuye. We kuri 600 yanzanye muri Teltolentra, akurikije imiterere ya gangster nziza cyane, ariko irarambirana kandi irarambiranye. Kandi natekereje inzira yose, uburyo bwo kubikuraho. Natangije mu kigo cya tereviziyo mu kabari, nategetse ibihe byose, nanyoye divayi, nankubise mu maso, binyuze mu ijambo. Yarantaye aransiga neza. Bisa naho natesheje agaciro kwizera kwe muri mama, abanyamakuru b'abanyandinyamakuru n'abakobwa beza.Gufata neza
Ku munsi wa mbere, nasezeranijwe kujya muri resitora ya chice, narutiriwe ubwoba bwo kuva mu kurwana na we. Nyuma y'akazi na uni, abashonje kandi barushye, mu nzozi z'amafi akomeye, ndazimya kujya gutembera, hanyuma, amaherezo, muri resitora ihenze cyane. Umukozi anzanira menu, umugabo amukubita mu ntoki, akingura mu cyayi cy'igice n'icyo bibabaza cyane ati: "Uzabikora iki?" Nahisemo ikawa na keke ihenze cyane, zarya nta shami ry'umutimanama.Umugabo igice gisanzwe
Mugenzi we mukazi yatumiye anywa byeri. Byari bimeze kuri nimugoroba, ntacyo nagize, kandi nemeranya no kurambirwa. Yanyweye ikirahuri kimwe, agerageza kwishyura, ariko aratanga ibimenyetso mugari ubwe. Hanyuma nagiye kunyara. Kandi mbere y'umuryango, nagerageje kunsoma. Iyo nahindutse ndabaza "Niki!" Arabasubiza ati: "Nakwishyuye muri resitora!" Nakwegereye ikotomoni, ibara amafaranga 200 ndamushyira mu mufuka. Igihe yavugaga ko nta cyatanze, kandi byeri bifite agaciro kangana na 150, nasubije ko nzashimira itumanaho na we mu majwi 50, sinkeneye kurengana, ndabikeneye, ntugomba gusubiramo. Ku kazi, yahise akora ukwezi ko atazi uwo ndiwe n'icyo nkora.Nize byinshi bishya
Hamwe nurupapuro rukundana, nyirarume yari akuze imyaka 20 kurenza amafoto. Nyuma yuko "oya!" Yitwa icyegeranyo cyabasinzi batazwi, ntabwo ari ukubura nimugoroba. Yagiye, yarakunze!Gukomeretsa kudatura
Imyaka igera kuri 13 nagendanye nimbwa maze ahura numukobwa nawe ufite imbwa. Twumvikanye umunsi ukurikira kugirango twongere guhura. Umukobwa yari afite imyaka ibiri, nuko mvuze ko mfite imyaka 15 (narebye urenze imyaka yanjye). Yagenze igihe kirekire, kwishimisha no kutwigisha impuhwe nyayo. Kandi twenyine twagiye muri parike kubwubwoko bumwe na bumwe bwo gusoza, guhobera, mbega ukuntu numva ijwi rya nyina riva kure: "Denis! Deniaisa! Wabonye Denis? " Nakoze ishusho ku buryo atarinjye, ndetse nasetse, baravuga bati: Bamwe bapfushije. Ariko, ishyano, ikoti itukura yanteye. Mama yarabonetse, arafatwa, na we asunika. N'ubundi kandi, nabuze amasaha 3, kandi afata amashusho. Nahamagaye uyu mukobwa icyi cyose, ariko rero ukuboko kwe kumeneka, hanyuma ku kazu, birarwaye. Eh ...Yewe, byose
Yagaragaye ku munsi wa mbere na nyina. Yavuze ati: Mama azahita ashobora gusobanukirwa, ndamusanga cyangwa ntayo.Ibikoresho bya siyansi
Ha ha! Nibutse ishimwe ku munsi wa mbere: ikubita ukuguru kwanjye, iminota 10 irangiye, ndangije Sashany, nzagenda buhoro kandi hano mfite uruhu rutameze neza, nka. .. linleum !.!Ubukungu bwinshi
Umusore yagombaga kuza aho ndi murugo. Nakuweho mbere yo kuhagera kwe. Umunsi wabanjirije ibyo nashyikirijwe imyenda ya chique ya roza, kandi injangwe ye yari inguri. Nshyira iyi jisho kuva ku muryango w'ubwinjiriro, mu buryo butunguranye umuntu azajyana. Irahamagarira ubwoko bwurugi, ndakinguye, kandi ihagaze hamwe nibyiba. Nka, reba ibyo ukunda, ntakintu cyambabaje. Ntabwo twabonye byinshi.Abantu bakomeye
Nagiye kumunsi wambere numugabo ukuze kandi ushimishije. Mbere y'itariki, nishimiye ko amaherezo mbona resitora ihenze cyane y'umujyi imbere. Kandi asohoka, yafashwe azira kunyereza imisoro. Nibyiza, nubwo yogejwe.Ikimenyetso nyacyo
Nigeze guterana ku munsi wa mbere, ntibyanyeganyeje mu buryo bwihariye, ahubwo ni kwiringirwa n'ikindi kintu. Kandi yahisemo kandi imyenda y'imbere y'amabara atandukanye. Nanone kandi yari muto mumyaka 6, ngira ngo ikawa yirukanye kandi ikareka. Nongeye kumvikana nuburyo nagize isoni ... Noneho ni umugabo wanjye!