Nibyo byose byari byiza. Usanzwe ufite umukobwa munini kandi usanzwe uzi icyingenzi, kandi ni ubuhe buryo bwo gukubita urujijo buganisha ku musarani w'umwanga. Ufite umuryango, akazi n'inshuti, byageragejwe nigihe. N'imbwa yishimye iragusobanukirwa kuva igice. Uracyari muto kandi mwiza. Ariko kubera iki ubabaye cyane, kandi? Ni iki kibabaje cyane?
Kandi ibi, nshuti, ikibazo cyo hagati cyatoranijwe kuri wewe. Kandi, birababaje, ntabwo nirinda. Amafoto yakusanyije ibimenyetso byose byingenzi byiki kibi. Komeza, turi kumwe nawe!Ikimenyetso 1. Urabitekerezaho uyu munsi
"Nzabitekereza ejo" - amagambo arakomeye. Kuko kuvugisha ukuri. Uracyabayeho imyaka mirongo itatu. Ikibazo nuko ejo ari bwo. Birumvikana ko ibibazo bimwe byatakaje akamaro - ntugikeneye gutekereza kumpamvu Petrishchev yaguhinduye cyane, umaze imyaka 15 nka sosizi yimodoka, kandi Petrishchev afite umukanishi wimodoka kandi afata inguzanyo yo kugura a firigo, ha ha ha. Ariko haracyari ibibazo byinshi, kandi biteye ubwoba ni ikibazo "Nshobora guhinduka iyo nkuriye." Kubera ko yumvise ubu: "Nkwiye guhinduka ryari?". Ndashaka guhita mpinduka kwihuta, kuryama utuje mucyatsi kibisi-icyatsi urn no kudatekereza kubintu byose. Kuberako gutekereza ntibyihanganirwa.
Ibisohoka: Ntutekereze ko bitazakora, ishyano. Ntabwo bishoboka gutekereza neza, ko usige ibyiringiro, abantu bose babayeho. Kandi ibiyobyabwenge bisanzwe bya psychotropic ntabwo bifasha: Gusinze, uzafungura kolotnikov kotlotnikov kuri youtube, kandi nubu nuburyo bwiza bwo ku nyenga. Kuberako imyaka cumi n'itanu ya nyuma, irazimye, kure yawe, kuruta ejo hazaza hatanu.
Niba ari bibi na gato, ntugahindure ibikoresho byimbere muri chlipky, ariko jya kwa muganga. Azaha ibinini byubumaji ntabwo azakina nishusho - azagaruka gusa. Kandi niba ibintu byose atari bibi cyane - nibyiza! Amafarasi ku kwambuka Ntugahinduka, nkuko babivuga. Ikawa - ifarashi yumukara, pizza - ifarashi itukura, vodka - ifarashi yera, mugitondo - ifarashi ya Bale. Nibura ikintu kidahinduka, yego?
Ikimenyetso 2. Ntabwo uzi mu ndorerwamo
Kuberako nta mukobwa uhari. Kamere ntabwo ari umukobwa mwiza - ufite iminkanyari, reba neza na dim pacles aho kuba umusatsi wumutima. Umubiri wawe warahindutse. Byagugize muburyo bumwe. Ntigomba gukura kare cyane! Cyangwa ubwenge nabwo bugomba gukorwa, ariko imbere muri mwe ntageze kurenza makumyabiri na gatanu. Subiza byose inyuma!Ibisohoka: Mubihe byose bidahuye, gukuramo indogobe. Oya, iyi niyo nama zihendutse - nubwo waba umeze nka sipure, utakaza misa yawe yimitsi, kandi ibinure - byubaka. Iyi ni kamere. Dukurikije uko tubibona, ugomba guhagarika gushaka imizi n'imbuto muri radiyo ya kilometero ijana, ariko igihe kirageze cyo kuba mu buvumo no gukomeza umutima. Ubwoba. Kamere muri rusange ni ikiremwa kitagira umutima, kandi ko wabyumvise. Iyo byagaragaye ko amavuta, inshinge na oryotherapi byari bidashoboka kurwanya genetics.
Ku rundi ruhande, umwanzi wa Bay ni intwaro ye. Agahinda kawe kanze ko gusaza bidafite imbaraga zo kurwanya endorphine, muri wewe utekereze ku buryo butaziguye muri iki gihe wishyuye umuntu bwa mbere mu rwasaya. Turashaka kuvuga - Ntukajye muri yoga. Ibi ni kubakobwa nabana bakuze. Genda kuri Boxe, Taekwondo cyangwa Kickboxing. Ubu nturakenewe rwose kutagenda no kuzamura imitsi, ahubwo nundi muntu kugirango ugere kumaraso. Nta kudahana.
Ikimenyetso 3. Uzaba utandukanye cyane nabana
Icyitonderwa! Umwanya woroshye! Kuberako abana bawe bishoboka cyane kubangavu. Kandi bafite ibibazo byabo byaho. Birumvikana ko umaze gutekereza uko bagusiga - umukecuru ni umubyeyi upfunyitse mu gihome cya dranburg. Kandi mu bugingo bwashonze umugabane we. Uribuka muri Pubtat? Lodaki ntiyakumva kuko ntacyo basobanukiwe namba! Twebwe rero - ntiwagukwemereye ibyaha byawe: Ntabwo wakoze ibintu byose bibi, aba ni ababyeyi bawe barwaye ikibazo cyo hagati mu bubaruka kandi batekerezaga kuri Trilobite. Ntusohokane amakosa yabo, yego?
Ibisohoka: Wavutse kurangiza mirongo irindwi - mugitangira cya mirongo inani, sibyo? Turabimenyesha: Kostya Kinchev ntabwo ari muzima gusa. Aracyasa ninjangwe yo mu gasozi inyomoje kandi iririmba ku kuba umwirondoro utari kuri twe. Kandi aracyashinja salle kugirango nabafana b '"urukundo rushobora" kugwa muri hysteria ya nostalgic. Genda ufite umwana - ntuzicuza. Umuvandimwe azarubambwa, wowe - usaba. Amatike - batanu batanu. Kubana numwana mumurongo umwe - ntagereranywa. Kugenzurwa n'umwanditsi kubaho.
Ibimenyetso 4. Birashoboka ko ushaka undi mwana
Igice gihumura umwana. Kandi ntubishaka kuko utinya gutandukana nabana. Wabaruye gusa amafaranga wasize, agwa muri hysterics. Niki - nicyo cyose kiruhuko? Sisitemu yimyororokere yadukoreye cyane mu budahemuka - mu buryo bumwe, byakubujije kubaho mubisanzwe kandi imitsi yose yari ananiwe, kandi ubu? Mbega inzozi! Ntabwo ari bike, ariko, inzozi mbi - ibitekerezo byukuntu muriyo myaka nibisanzwe kwihangana no kubyara, nta gutakaza ibisambo byanyuma byubuzima. Nuburyo bwo kuzana nta mfashanyo ya nyirakuru - erega, basanzwe bakeneye ubufasha.Ibisohoka: Tanga inama muri ibyo bibazo - urubanza ni rubi. Kubwibyo, ntazabatanga, ababeme-ben. Nubwo nta muntu dutanga: Bizatwara undi mwaka wa cumi na bitanu, mbere yo kumbwira - gukuramo, iyi ifarashi yarapfuye. Ni ukuvuga, niba ubyaye ubu, mugihe cyo gusenyuka muri gahunda yimyororokere uzagira ingimbi yiteguye. Turabyibushye cyane kubitekerezo ko ufite umwanya wo gutekereza.
Ikimenyetso 5. Uzikubita Hasi
Ntabwo byanze bikunze uko byagenda kose. Niba ugurutse kubwoko bwose bwatsi kuva hejuru yumwuga wawe - uzicuza ko igihe gito cyahaye umuryango wanjye. Niba witangiye umugabo wanjye, abana n'inzu - uzicuza imyaka itangiye. Yashoboraga kuzana umuti wa kanseri. Nibyiza, niba washoboye kubaho kandi nkumwuga, kandi nkumubyeyi, umugore na hostess - uzicuza ko igihe gito cyishyuye.
Ibisohoka: Kurushanwa nabanyeshuri barangije ejo bitinze, iki ni ukuri. Aba ntabwo ari abahungu nabakobwa, ariko impyisi karemano - gari ya moshi, Khokhach. Tangira ubuzima bwumuryango, nanone, hari ukuntu bidasanzwe: birakora - ntukoreho. Ariko noneho igihe kirageze. Ku Mana, mumyaka 20 ntuzasobanukirwa icyo pasif ya massage ya therapeutic. Ntabwo ari ibikomere? Ariko ubu uzabyumva. Turashima.
Ikimenyetso 0 Uzahitamo ko kumererwa byicishije
Ikizinga ku itama ntabwo ari ingaruka zo kutanywa itabi, ahubwo ni melanoma mbi. Kubabara mu gituza ntabwo ari ukubera ko wicaye cyane kuri mudasobwa, kandi kubera ko moteri yawe yaka yashaje kandi ihagarare ejo. Birashoboka ko uzapfa uvuye kumutima. Cyangwa kuva mubwonko. Niki, mubyukuri, kubwibyiza - kuko Alzheimer azagusura ejo. Cyangwa Parkinson, Adisson na Huntington, n'abandi bantu benshi bashimishije. Mubyukuri, aba nibo bagabo bonyine bashimishije guhera ubu bazagusura. Nibyiza, Kondrai aracyari hano.Ibisohoka: Jya kwa muganga. Azagushakira rwose mu isesengura ribintu icyo ari cyo cyose, aho badapfa kandi ntibapfa neza. Ariko! Nyuma yimyaka 20, ikinyabutabera rwose kizanezeza, niba uhita ureka itabi, inzoga n'ibiryo byiza.
Imbonerahamwe nimero itanu, umwuka mwiza, uburyo bwiminsi. Ibyifuzo biteye ubwoba, byiza ako kanya muri morgue. Mubyukuri, mubyukuri, uzatekereza. Kandi utekereza kubyo ufite biri imbere, biragaragara, imyaka makumyabiri yubuzima busanzwe, ntabwo ari kimwe cya kabiri cyumunsi wa Hellish umubabaro mbere yububabare, bwica.
Ibimenyetso 7. Uzagerageza gutekereza muri subjunctive
Niba kandi utarongoye Sausage, nashoboraga kujya ku mutware wa Monaco. Nubwo oya - afite uruhara kandi mubi. Ariko urashobora kuba umubare wa skater. Ibi nimba nyoko atazagira ubunebwe kugutwara kuri Rink kugeza kuri birindwi mugitondo. Amakuru nkaya yatakaye! Nimpano yawe ya gari ya moshi yashushanyije, kumuzi wangiritse kubera gutwita? Ubu ari he, kuki ushushanya ubwiherero bwa hoteri? Ubuzima bwabayeho, Polymers yatsindiye. Amen.
Ibisohoka: Mubyukuri uri umunyabwenge cyane, ariko ubwonko bwawe ni umuswa wigicucu. Ibye, urabona, ntakibazo rwose niba ibindi bisekuruza byabantu bibuka hamwe nijambo ryiza. Ni ngombwa kuri we ko uvuze ubu kandi wishimiye. Ari umwe - byibuze ikiraro, byibuze imbeba yatojwe, nubwo paste ya Brad Pitt yanditse nkizima. Mumuhe ubwawe - kandi wenyine - byibuze impamvu nto yo kwishimira. Byombi.
Ibimenyetso 8. Uzagerageza gushaka ibisobanuro mubuzima
Kandi ntiwumve, ntuzabona. Kandi kubera ko atari - ni byiza kure muri lop, ninde ubajije, kubabara? Hano hambere ibisobanuro kwari ukumenya gushya. Ku nshuro ya mbere ukundana. Bwa mbere kugirango unyuze ku kizamini kitoroshye. Ubwambere kubyara. Bwa mbere kumenya ko ibintu byose bikikije umuswa kandi ntukavurwe. Noneho kubwibyo bidafata - byose bimaze kugeragezwa, bifite ireme, bifite ireme. Umwanya wurukundo wabuze, mbega impuhwe.
Ibisohoka: Ubusanzwe abahanga mu by'imitekerereze basabwa gutangiza ingendo, bazana ibyo bakunda, neza, cyangwa umukunzi amaherezo azabibona - ntibizaba bibi, kuko nta mwanya uba mubi. Ariko ibi byose ni ibinyoma. Mu buryo - bwerekeye ukuri ko bitazaba bibi. Urashobora gukonjesha kugeza kuri Everest, umena amaguru yombi mumashini ya ballet hanyuma uhinduke igitambo cya Alphonse. Ariko ibi, uko twavuga, biragoye cyane.
Ariko shaka ibintu byinshi bishya, uhita uhindure umwuga mushya, ushimishije kandi ukundane - byibuze mumugabo mushya, ndetse woroke kumugabo we - byoroshye. Byongeye kandi, mubisanzwe nibi bibaho ko ikibazo cyo hagati kidutera gukora ikiganza nubuzima bwiza busanzwe butangira. Kandi niba idatangiye na gato, noneho urashobora gutangira marcoon. Ubwa mbere, afite ibyokurya byiza. Icya kabiri - Noneho uri umukobwa munini gusa kandi ushobora byose. Byose - byose birashoboka, na marike. Hooray!