Urukurikirane nk '"Inshuti" n' "Igitekerezo giturika cyane" gifite impamvu nyinshi zo gukundwa, ariko kimwe muri byo nta gushidikanya ko ari ukubabaza amakimbirane yose azwi mu bantu baba mu nzu imwe. Twasabye abasomyi bacu gusangira inkuru zacu zubuzima munsi yinzu hamwe namabere mubibazo cyangwa hamwe na ba nyir'inzu. Ubu turashaka kurira!
- hamwe nanjye n'umukobwa umwe Mu gihe gito nakuyeho igorofa bamwe basore bake. Yari afite ingeso mbi yo kuzenguruka inzu mu ikabutura no kugatsa. Nizeraga ko ngomba kumujyana - ninde wari gusa kugereranya kwitora mubikonyi by'amahanga? Igihe kimwe, ni ingeso yaturikiye umukunzi wumuturanyi rusange.
- Abaturanyi babiri bariye salade na pizza Mu cyumba cyanjye. Inzira nyayo ntiyanyitiranya. Ariko barya kimwe cya kabiri hanyuma basiga ababyeyi babo kwizihiza iminsi mikuru. Kandi namenye ibintu byose igihe ingabo zari igicu kuva munsi yumuryango wa Boyko.
- Umunyeshuri twiganaga yabanye n'umwuzukuru w'umugore watanze inzu. Ntibyari kumwirukana, maze ahinduka umusinzi, igihe cyose natumiriwe kuzamuka. Kandi umunsi umwe kandi avuga ko umushyitsi we "yirengagijwe", avuga ati, Fasha umubiri kwihangana. Umukobwa yagize ubwoba kandi ni iki kuva aho. Yabayeho ku bakobwa. Hanyuma mu makuru nabonye ko hafi y'inzu y'uwo wabazwa yabonetse umurambo w'umugore. Yari azi neza ko uyu ari uw'umushyitsi. Ntabwo rero yakuye ibintu bye, mbona.
- Inkongoro, Chime ishaje ya Waggie, Ubwa mbere urandambira ukuntu nabaye umunyamahanga kandi nkunda guteka. Hanyuma byaragaragaye ko ibirungo byanjye byagumye. Atangira kuza mu gikoni, atanga umuriro, akingura amasafuriya yose, arabafunga, akiyongera aragenda. Hamwe nanjye. Bisabwe, ibiryo byanjye ntibikora "birumvikana, byanze bikunze, kandi ibintu byose byasubiwemo. Igihe nibajije kubireba, natangiye kuguma mucyumba mugihe cyo guteka. Isupu yanjye irangiye. Ako kanya nishimira byari bibujijwe gukoresha amashyiga, ifumbire na microwave. Kandi rero - kora mugikoni icyo ushaka, ukunda guteka.
- yakuyeho inzu yicyumba kimwe Hamwe n'abakobwa babiri. Abakobwa bari bafite akazi. Bose uko ari batatu bari kilometero byinshi, ariko ferret yari ifite ingeso zidashimishije. Kurugero, yashoboraga gukuramo fagitire, kandi byagaragaye, birumvikana ko bitakiri murugo. Arantere nanjye gusinzira, inyuma y'intoki.
- Ntabwo ari abaturanyi b'ubu, Kandi kubyerekeye umuguzi wambere. Umukobwa wumukobwa, ahindura ikigega mu nzu ikuweho, yabibonye muri yo: urutonde rwa BDSM-ibikinisho.
- Mugihe yize, yabaga muri hostel N'umukobwa umwe mucyumba. Icyumba ni gito, no gukiza umwanya twimuye igitanda hamwe turaryama hafi. Mbyuka kandi mbyumva ko umuturanyi aryamye cyane. Biragaragara ko tutagisinziriye, kandi tutatu: asiga umukunzi we gusinzira nta gisabwa. Mu buriri bwacu.
"Umuturanyi wanjye kubera inzu yakuwe mu rugendo, mama aramwegera. Nasuye abavandimwe bamwe nyuma ya saa sita, baraza kurara ku mukobwa wanjye, inzu nziza ni ibyumba bibiri. Ndwaye mu cyumba cyo kuraramo, ejo ku kazi ... kandi nyina afite ibisanzwe byera! Ijoro ryose wavuganye, urahira kandi ugakubita intebe irimo ubusa, nkaho umukobwa we yicaye aho. Nimuye umusatsi wanjye ku mutwe wanjye ku mutwe, umuryango wibyumba ntabwo ufunga, isaha yo gutabaza ...
- Ndi ibikomoka ku bimera, turya gusa nta nyama. Birumvikana ko byagombaga gutegurwa bitandukanye. Ariko ukurikije icyerekezo nabaturanyi, ibicuruzwa na firigo birasanzwe, nanjye, biragaragara ko byateguwe cyane. Bariye rero ibiryo byanjye kundusha, hanyuma barya ibico byawe, mu gihe narebaga amaso ashonje, banakoze pome yarokotse. Kandi bizeraga ko byose byari inyangamugayo, ntibabuza ibyo bicuruzwa.
- Nuburyo nabayeho muri Odnushka hamwe na 84-imyaka 84 Abandi bagore babiri: Isuku mu kigo cy'ubucuruzi n'umukozi. Uwagororotse yari hafi kubeshya kandi ntiyigeze yozwa mu ijambo "na gato." Yabaye mu gikoni, aryamayo kuri tacht kandi ntiyatwemereye kurya mucyumba, kuko hari "urukuta" rwakundaga, kandi Imana yamuteye, twarwanye ibyo kurya. Byashobokaga gusa mu gikoni gusa. Ndabisubiramo, ntabwo yigeze yoza, kandi hanze yidirishya hari impeshyi ishyushye, kandi impumuro yabaturanyi bacu yari muburyo bwuzuye. Imwe mu bwoko bumwe bw'abaturanyi bayisanze mu ndobo hafi y'igikoni cyo mu gikoni ... nyuma yibi bintu, twagaburiye Yogurt no mu buvumo.
- Umuturanyi mu nzu, mater-mater bugai, Yazanye abantu batamenyerewe "ku gikoni rusange, yabagurishije kubura ubwenge, batsindira umufuka kandi bakuyemo buhoro buhoro. Nahanaguye kandi umufuka wanjye inshuro ebyiri mugihe ntari ngiye kubika ikintu cyose muri jacket.
- Naje kwinjira mu kigo, njyana icyumba kiva mu mukecuru mu gihe cy'ibizamini. Hanyuma noneho yamenye ko nyir'umukobwa n'umukobwa we bateranira inkari rw'umwuzukuru w'imyaka umunani, unywe kandi ukarabe. Natinyaga gukora ikintu muri iyo nzu, na nyirakuru na we wagerageje kunshira, amurikira ibintu byingenzi uri inka yinzirakarengane zabana.
- umwe mu babana bawe Urufunguzo rugororotse rurakaye. Yari umukobwa wo murugo, muri 10 kugirango asinzire, kandi nta jwi. Yari kandi umufana wa "Twilight", igihe cyose yumvise indirimbo aho ngaho ararira. Kandi kimwe "cyinshi" cyateguwe na terefone kumasaha menshi akurikiranye numukunzi we.
- turi kumwe na murumuna wanjye hamwe na mpinduka ebyiri Bakoranye serivisi y'ibyumba byombi aho se w'abacunga wabereye mu gikoni - yavuze igicuri. Mu mirimo yacu, habaye impinduka mu majyambere ye y'imbere (muri gants, mubisanzwe, kubwawe ubwanjye) kandi nkatange igice cyanjye, kuko yashoboraga gukanda icyumweru kumunsi. No guhamagara "ambulance" kugeza ku ivurungano, kuko mu bitaro byo mu mutwe yanze. Kumva igihe cyo kumugabo watakaye burundu - saa tatu mugitondo yashoboraga kwita kuri bene wabo cyangwa gukomanga kumuryango. Inkuta zo mu musarani zagombaga gukaraba buri gihe, ku bikomeretsa inkoko, ndetse n'imvugo ntiyigeze. Byongeye kandi, yabibye pasiporo ahantu runaka, inguzanyo yamutwaye (ku mugaragaro yashoboye), kandi batwegera "inzandiko z'ibyishimo", hanyuma abatanga inguzanyo. Impfumu y'inzozi zabaye igitondo igihe twabyuke kuva mu gasozi dusanga ubwogero bwuzuye.
- Hamwe na mugenzi wanjye ntibyari bikwiye kugabanya inshingano. Muri rusange, muburyo ubwo aribwo bwose, ntanubwo na zone cyangwa guhinduranya. Nkimara gutangira nibura gato, areka gukora ikintu murugo rwose. Nabwirijwe guhinga zen kandi ntacyo nkora, noneho yari byibuze rimwe na rimwe. Ashobora kandi gusiga ibyumweru bibiri mubiruhuko no gusiga imikono yisahani ye muri sink. Kandi ikibazo cyamafaranga nicyo kidashimishije cyane, birumvikana. Kurugero, igihe cyo gukaza, tuyikoresha hamwe, kandi icyarimwe twanze kugabana gusana.
- yakuyeho inzu ya mugenzi we w'inshuti, utazi mbere. Yakundaga kuzenguruka inzu, aho umubyeyi yabyaye. Ntabwo byarakajwe, ariko hari ukuntu byari bidasanzwe.
- Inshuti yari ifite umuturanyi ushonje kandi w'umunebwe. Gukurura ibintu byose ushobora gutwika. Nuburyo inshuti isigaye muri firigo nubwoko bwibiribwa bubiri gusa bwibiryo: igitunguru hamwe ninda mbisi. Abaturanyi bariye ibitunguru, kuko bidakenewe kubiteka.
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