Kubaho ubuzima bwa mbere - ubucuruzi ni bwiza kandi hari ikintu gitanga ibitabo bya buruge byubufaransa cyikinyejana cya cumi n'icyenda. Gusa hano niba atari abapangayi! Baracyabeshya kugirango bategure ubusitani, hanyuma ikinamico, noneho ahishwa.
Twakusanyije inkuru nyinshi zukuri kubyerekeye amazu adasanzwe. Ntukabe uko!
Ubwa mbere mu bapanki muri 90 yazanye ibikoresho byo mu nzu, abishyira mu bice bibiri, kandi afite imikambi 37 mu rukuta rw'icyumba kimwe (kubera iki bizamini, ibyondo, 371). Igishushanyo cyabitswe burundu, kuko tudashobora gukuraho ibi byose, urukuta-Colander yasenyutse. Kandi twaracyabaye hano!
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Ababyeyi banjye batanze inzu. Dude yibagiwe igishishwa cya asfalt.***
Nkodesha studio muri kariya gace kandi abapangayi bari bidasanzwe. Umugore yicaye umurozi, ashushanya ikipe ya Solyanka ku muryango w'ibishasharagura ibishashara, yakomye amapine mu ndabyo, umugabo n'umugore utabyaye hamwe na pasiporo yororoka. Bararasa umwaka umwe, nyuma yukwezi nigice, nashyize ibintu byose, babivuze mu byumweru bibiri, igihe metero zari zimaze gutabwa mu gasanduku k'iposita, hanyuma byari bishimishije.
Igihe ninjiraga mu nzu mbona ukuri, natangiye kubeshya, nuko mva mu kanya - nyirabukwe, arahari muri morgue, nanjye hamwe n'icyuma cyanjye. Intangiriro ya "umurozi" asuka imivumo ipfukama ryanjye, ku buryo napfuye hamwe n'abana banjye, maze umunsi wanjye umugabo wanjye apfa gitunguranye - umugabo yagiye mu nkombe ku ntebe mu rugo araho . Nzi gukomeza umukobwa numubyeyi wumugabo wumugabo wumugabo nu mu mbuga nkoranyambaga harimo amashusho n'umugabo we w'urupfu.
Nafashe ishusho y'imiryango ndayishokure, mvuga ko ndekura gahunda zose zashofunzwe muri bo kandi ndacika intege imikino yose kandi nkoresheje ibitekerezo ku buryo nduhutse ku mugoroba wo ku rupfu rwe Umugabo, igihe inzu yamesaga. Nyuma y'urupfu rw'umugabo we, yifuzaga kuhagera mu modoka aho navuganaga n'umugabo we, nifuzaga cyane ...
Passeport, ndacyabitseho inzandiko.
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Nari mfite inzu. Birasa nkibibazo bidafite ibibazo na gato. Nibyiza, kubera ko yakoraga ahantu hamwe kumugabo we, bari bahari kandi bahuye kugirango bishyure. Muri rusange, byagaragaye ko tutageze no mu nzu imyaka itari mike. Hanyuma araza. Yishyuwe hanyuma asiga urufunguzo binyuze mu nshuti. Muri rusange ... Iyo nagiye mu nzu - nari umuswa. Irasa nubugome imyaka itatu idakurwaho na gato. Kwiyuhagira nogeje iminsi ibiri. Natekereje, kuri aya mafaranga akennye cyane. Igice cy'amatapi cyagombaga guta hanze, isuku ntiyari nziza. Nibyiza, muri rusange, urashobora kwiyumvisha imiterere yinzu.***
Igorofa yatsinze inzu ndetse inshuro ebyiri imiryango ibiri itandukanye kandi irazimira no kwishyura amezi 2.
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Umwe mu bakodesha, umudamu ukomoka i Rostov, akuramo byose, parquet wenyine, maze agerageza gucukura. Yaburiwe ko inzu yari imaze gusenyuka kandi ntiyegure igihe kirekire. Yabajije, ararira, nka, byibura gato. Kubera iyo mpamvu, igihe hasigaye icyumweru mbere yo gusenywa, yavuze ko byarababaje cyane no kohereza ibicuruzwa byose mu ndishyi. Nibyiza, mubyukuri, ntaho byari byibuze hari byibuze ibintu bifite agaciro, ariko abana bana bo muri sofa no gukaraba ...***
Nkodesha inzu kubasore bafite itsinda rya amateur cyane. Kandi, kimwe nakodesha, bashinzwe cyane kuruta "imiryango ifite abana bazwi, nyuma yinzu igumye kuri bose. Uwa nyuma yibwe mugutandukanya imyenda - Wardrobe, Karl! - na feldation - eaves. No gusana nyuma yabo bisaba bibiri (kandi wenda ku bihe bitatu) kuruta kwinjiza, kuko "turi inshuti, tuziranye igihe kirekire."
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Umugabo wanjye wa mbere afite umudamu yakuyeho inzu. No kumenyera - inshuti ya nyina. Igihe navanye, biragaragara: 1. Yambutse wallpaper mu cyumba. Kuri buri rukuta - ubwoko bwawe bwallpaper. Umuntu asa nkaho ari ubwoko bubiri icyarimwe.2. Hejuru ya Wallpaper, yashushanyije imisaraba. Ashinyagurira, afata umusarani.***
Umukode wuzuye abapangayi bose kuva hasi kuva kuri 8 kugeza kuri 2 asigaye - arabura, asiga ba nyirayo kugirango yishyure ikiguzi cyo gusana byose.
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Bamwe mu baturanyi bamwe batsinze inzu hamwe nabakobwa babiri badasanzwe bafite imbwa eshatu, hamsters, amafi na parrot. Bisanzwe, muri rusange, abakobwa, gusa bafite igipfukisho cya pamba kuri bkoni ya piye. Kandi ntabwo buri gihe inzu yarafunzwe mugihe ababuranyi basigaye, noneho hamsters yazengurutse koridor rusange.***
Ibikoresho byanjye (byanduye icyumba cyanjye muri komini) ntabwo byahanaguye umusarani rusange. Igihe nageraga kumwirukana n'inshingano mu nzu nijoro (kugira ngo ntagire icyo ufata), nagiye mu musarani nyuma ye njya kurera no kugira isuku. Yatakambiye rero ... Hanyuma ararira kuburyo ntakandagira umuhanda we.
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Gukodesha byarazimiye hamwe nurufunguzo nta kwishyura amezi 2. Hamwe na we, Tile yubwiherero, kwibasira icyumba, indorerwamo n'impamvu runaka ikigo cya ibroning cyarazimiye.***
Umukozi urenga ku masezerano yatuye imbwa eshatu n'injangwe ebyiri zidashidika, abantu bose bavunitse bakubita igicapo cyose kuri metero imwe n'igice.
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Naguze inzu abakodesha babaga. Baburiwe mu mezi abiri. Noneho kuri kimwe nigice, hanyuma baburira buri cyumweru. Kandi na bo ntibigeze bimuka, ndaje hamwe na mu nzu, kandi bari mu nzu. Nabwirijwe gusaba ingendo zabo kugirango mpimure ibintu byabo ku ngazi, kandi ingendo zishyuwe mugihe.***
Inzu, warashe inzu ku nshuti yanjye itwite igihe kirekire, yatangiye kumuta ku masaha buri munsi, abaturanyi bamenyesheje ibijyanye n'abaturanyi - nyuma y'amezi 2 ubuzima bwishimye. Igorofa yari mu myenda, Sofa Sofa yakomeretse cyane ...
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Inshuti yanjye Inshuti yanjye yakuweho n'abashakanye bakiri bato hamwe n'umwana muto, kandi ubwo yaje mu byumweru 2 kugira ngo amenyekane umunani (!!!) Abashinwa, basinziriye hasi kandi bazi ko Ntabwo uzi abashakanye hamwe numwana.***
Dukodesha inzu hagati, ndi ba nyirubwite. Nibyiza cyane, ibikoresho biryoshye, ba nyirubwite - abashakanye b'ibanze. Tunyura bihenze, inzu irakwiye.
Ibitekerezo bigeze kuri couple - umukobwa-umukobwa na realtor. Byombi byasaga nkaho byamanutse mu bwato - humura, humeka, ntibahagarara ku birenge na giggle. Ariko bagerageza kwigumya mumaboko yabo. Nyuma yinzu, yibaza, gutera ubwoba, ibibazo bidasanzwe. Birasa nkaho abantu bose bakunze. Abakiriye barabigiranye ubugome kandi basubiza batinya ibibazo byose.
Bimaze mu muryango, umukobwa arahindukira:
- by the way, umeze ute nabaturanyi bawe, bisanzwe?
- Muri rusange, yego.
- Bafite amatungo? Ntabwo nshaka gutungurwa muri koridor. Tekereza, njya kuri lift, ngaho, - ikora amaso n'intoki zo kureremba "Babaku", - na Hano - Iguana !!!
Ingingo yateguye: Lilith Mazikina
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