Umukobwa wese akunda ubuziranenge, ariko yanga kwivuza imyenda. Akunda agatsima, ariko yanga inda. Kandi ibi nibisanzwe, yego! Nibyiza, mubintu bito: Haracyariho ibintu bitahawe abagabo bo hagati. Tugomba kwibuka gusa. Kwicisha bugufi gutera umutwe hanyuma usubiremo: "Yego, nshuti, ntumenyekana nkumwanya kandi udashaka nka atome. Unywe vino itukura, urye shokora! "
Kora neza!
Dore umugabo wawe nabana, biragaragara ko ari ubwoko bwa Troggal. Niba utabitwaye muri bo, nubwo ikibatsi cyuburyo, hazabaho pshik petifute. Nibyiza, bibabuza kugaburira neza, kandi ntabwo nka Cattlet? Kandi hano urabirukana mumurizo no muri mane, kugirango imico yose ari nziza. "Nibyo, ntabwo ufite ibihagije kuri iyinyanya kuva muri banki! Kata, shyira, kandi byiza ukore salade. " Kandi byaba byiza dutegereje Mitwenka, kandi ni byiza cyane - shyira amasahani yose, kandi hagati yimeza ya dapkins mumajwi yisahani. Niki urimo ukora iki, uguma kumunsi wonyine (umunezero wumugore - Umugabo murugendo rwubucuruzi, hamster nabana mubworozi)? Salade, yarimbishijwe icyatsi na lime gukata? Ha kabiri. Ukarisha inyama zikonje mu isafuriya, usiga umuryango wa Jamb. Nibyo, hamwe n'intoki zawe, fungura cyane! Ku mutego wa kabiri icyarimwe ufashe igitabo (kandi wavuze "mitterya, shyira! Ubushake!"?), No mu bwato bwa gatatu. Lepota-a! Nta kintu na kimwe, turashobora, ibiranga ibiranga kwemeza, Marivanna ntiyashoboraga kubeshya.
Ukuri - Byose
Intambara ni uwera kandi rutabera, urugamba ntabwo ari kubwicyubahiro - kubwubuzima mu nzu. Muke, uzatinda umuvuduko, intebe (ninde kuri we - Wardrobes) bikubiye ku gisenge kandi ntikibona umudendezo. Imiyoboro yumuryango (iramanikwa kumasogisi) ntibizaboneka iteka. Igitebo cya Lingerie gikora kuva irungu ... Ntugacogore, Umukobwa! Bika Feng Shui! ... ariko byashimisha gufata no kwikuramo kamera zihishe mugihe ugarutse mu kirori kugeza imigati ya bachelor. Niyihe mfuruka ufite igikapu? Ni irihe ndwara yoroheje? Ntakintu, turashobora, kurangira, hamwe numucyo woroshye uhuriweho muburyo nubushake! Feng Shui iri aho.
Injangwe mbi
Nibyiza, ibi ni ibihano bya Karmic - Umugabo uhagaritse mudasobwa aho gufasha umudanyoni udakomeye (I, yego!) Fungura iyi banki y'Abadage. Ndi mumashuri yisumbuye mubikorwa byerekanwe ko igitambaro gifite imbeba ya minnie? Kugirango duhitemo manicure hamwe no guhumeka kwa botticalli? Kugeza ubu, nka Amazone yanyuma, kugirango ufungure abo mwanzi - amabati? Oya, jya hano ufate iki gikoresho mumaboko yawe, ndagukeneye nkumugabo nonaha. Ariko, kurugero, ntabwo ari umuntu udashobora kandi udafite imyumbati, ariko kumacupa yose n'umutuku, ... yego, iyi manicure irashaka kurongora, igihe kirageze ngo ikintu gishimishije cyo kwerekana! Ntakintu, turashobora, ukeneye ubugingo bwuzuye burangiye mu mihangayiko idakira.
UKURIKIRA!
Ni abanebwe, ni imboga, bararakaye. Bunny, nkuko ushobora kwicara inyuma yibi bigega, karoti kuri bo mukubitwa, dichlofos kugera ku nyenzi. Cyangwa hano - kandi wagerageje kutagira ishyari umupira wamaguru? Niba ari we buri munsi ufite ubwuzu n'ishyaka, kandi ntabwo abantu bose ari ubuzima bwihariye - kandi kure y'ibyo? Yiteguye kumara umwanya n'imbaraga kumyanda yose, usibye njye - ndi umwanda muto muto, mpa Dichlorofosu, nzamurasa, hanyuma ndamurasa. Kandi terefone hano ifite iki? Terefone ni iki? Dore ibi, umutuku? Oya, ntibisobanutse. Isaha n'igice, vuga, Marinka? N'amasaha atatu na atatu nigice ku ihuriro mu ngingo "Ndi umukobwa, kandi ndashaka Fyr FYR FYR"? Noneho wabuze amakosa! Kandi muri rusange, turashobora, amaherezo, dufite amafaranga menshi kandi byoroshye fyr fyr fyr fyr.
Ntabwo ndi umururumba, ndi inzu
Nibyo, ntabwo izimya urumuri mumusarani. Nibyo, ntabwo areba igiciro cyigiciro mugihe afata garama 400 uhereye ku gipimo cya 300 Rables, mugihe kimwe, ariko paki imwe gusa yoroheje mugihe cya metero 250 zangana na garama 250. Nibyo, ariko udafite iyi sosi irashobora muri rusange. Ndetse birenze - nta rubanza. Reka imbata ya mbere muri Amerika ibuye rivuga ko nta kuzigama biragoye bishobora gutwarwa mubiruhuko cyangwa gukiza isi. Oya, erega, hano birahita "kugura bidahubuka, kugura bidahubuka", "imifuka ibiri ifite umushahara na gatatu hagamijwe"! Turashobora, ubu buvuzi bwo guhaha byitwa, baza kubatera imitekerereruzi.
Twari twatwaye gato
Kandi ntukajye impaka, afite ibyo akunda bidasanzwe, niba utavuze ibicucu. Nibyiza, nibyo aribyo mania - fata imyaka myiza yubuzima bwawe (kumara iyo gaidar hamwe nimikingo yose, Newton yamaze gufungura amategeko yose, Newton yamaze gufungura amategeko yose!) Kuri, gusetsa, vuga icyegerasi cyicyitegererezo? Umukungugu wateranye, urukuta rwa valle. Hanyuma, ni bamwe, moderi zibi, cyangwa mu isambu kugirango bakoreshe, cyangwa feng Shui itezimbere, cyangwa no gutandukana, amaherezo. Kandi ntukabe hano, nyamuneka ibuka igare ritandukanye! Nibyiza cyane byagaragaye, ninzira. Kandi ntabwo akusanya umukungugu wongeye gukurikiranwa, kuko ikubiyemo igitambaro kidasanzwe. Kandi muri rusange, turashobora, dufite ibyo akunda ni ubuhanzi cyane, kandi ntabwo ari bubi.
Uburyo bwo Gufata Ibyemezo
Umva, ni nde muri twe uri Macho ikomeye n'umuyobozi wa Praid? Ugomba gufata icyemezo. Ninde uzamwemera, sushkin? Mfite PMS, Manicure Yibaza, Impamyabumenyi ntiyemewe kandi Ihuriro riratandukanijwe. None, wahisemo iki rwose ?! Mu gitabo cy'icyatsi kibisi, ntushobora kwica, ntibyashobokaga kubona ikindi gihe kipfa? Ariko kubera iki utanyizeye? Navuze kuvuga gahunda? Nibyo, yego. Nukuri imibare yo hejuru: Ugomba gufata iyambere ugahitamo, ariko byose bigomba gukora nkuko nashakaga mubwimbitse bwubugingo bwanjye. Nubwo nanjye ubwanjye nshobora kubibona muri kiriya gihe. Ntabwo nize imyumvire kumukunzi wawe - erega, njye ubwanjye, njye na jormorant mbi. Muri rusange, turashobora. Kuberako mubutaka bwubugingo urabyumva ubwawe. Ntusobanukirwe? Nibyiza, ibikori ni ikintu kimwe gufata.
Umuhungu mwiza
Nibyo, yego, nashakaga ko witonda kandi mwiza nanjye. Nibyo, nabajije indabyo na shokora. Nibyo, yego, umunsi umwe, nahise mbona ko kubwimpamvu zimwe nkunda abahungu babi cyane. Hano birashimishije. Kandi uri mwiza cyane, nta nenge ya charismatique, kandi muri rusange, ubwoko bumwe bwa bup na shokora bimaze kutishima. Mumbabarire. Muri rusange, turashobora, dufite gahunda y'ibinyabuzima kugira ngo dukore ibintu bitandukanye, kandi ibyo abantu bose barayimetse, twaretse urubyaro rufite urubyaro runini runini - kandi ku buryo nicara ku cyari, kandi nicara umurizo wuzuye ufite ubwoba. Ninde utakwifuza gutanga? Ubwihindurize ... uzi udafite umutima.
Ninde Liyetona RZhevsky?
Ndabizi, ndi "impeta gusa, twakoze bike." Iyo ujyanye na Troglodite, abasore bose bakikije bava muri Mariny kugeza Kim Kardashyan bakina i Chorus. Uzi no kuganira ikintu icyo ari cyo cyose kijyanye nabakunzi bawe? Nibyiza, hari umuco, simbizi, izuba hamwe na Graidar hamwe na Newton ... isi irakomeye kandi itandukanye, kandi uhinga uwo mwami - umuntu wese tuzayitwara ku bagore. Kandi kuba tubwirwa ibijyanye nabakobwa kubyerekeye abapolisi ba Nyashny, cyangwa hafi ya John urubura rwacu muri furs - iyi ni, nyamuneka ntugatere. Ntibishoboka kwera, mubyukuri, hano ni amaboko adakarabye. Turashobora. Byaragerageje kandi, cyera, ubwoya n'imyambaro.
Ba inyangamugayo!
Ikinyoma cyiza - Iyi calorie gusa ntabwo ari iyacu. Turakomeye, dushize amanga (oya, ntabwo ari ngombwa kwibuka iyi anecdote hano!) Kandi iteye imbere. Nibyiza, mbwira, nshuti, kimwe no mu mwuka: Nibyo, hanyuma rero kumunsi wambere nagukubise ubumenyi bwa jung? Kandi ntabwo ari rwose kuguruka kuri bluse kurwego rwa buto yizuba? Niki? Kandi igituza muri Kumpolu? Icyampa utabivuze! Kuki wabazaga? Twizere ko umuswa! Oya, mvugishije ukuri: Gusa mvuze ukuri: Igihe nari mgeze amezi abiri kumasomo, ntacyo ufite na Mariny, natekereje ko nasaga naho ari kumwe nanjye? Niki ?! Na dichlorofosu muri imyumbati? Kuki wabazaga? Noneho, ko nagombaga kumva "oya"! Ntacyo nzavuga ubu. Ndabishoboye. Uratakaza. No kutamenya amategeko ntibibohora gutsindwa. Genda, Muhungu, Wigishe Psychologiya FARMIIN, Kuruhuka Undi!