Ibintu 5 ugomba kumenya kumatariki

Kandi hari abantu bakuru bahindura itazi mumatariki yambere? Gushidikanya cyane. Amatariki ya mbere ni imitsi ikomeye, kuruhuka nabi hamwe no kugerageza gukora diagnose yabakoresha - bizahuza cyangwa bidahuye cyangwa bidahuye?

Kubwibyo, ntituzigera turambirwa guteka muri iki kizamini. Icyaburinzi cyerekanwe!

Ntabwo byanze bikunze bibasanga

Nubwo waba umukobwa wonyine utazindutse mu nshuti zawe, nubwo warara nimugoroba, ureba mu burahurwa, nubwo wasubije ikibazo "Nabonye umuntu?" Urabona maser ugashishwa mubibazo - ntibisobanura ko ugomba gufata ubutumire kuri buri clown. Cyangwa kwiyandikisha ku mbuga zose zituranye. Kureba igihe cyo kuduhitiramo gusa kuberako "Nibyiza, byibuze ugerageza kugerageza," uragenda utakaza ibyiringiro byose kubisubizo byishimo byakazi.

Impande zombi zifite ubwoba

Ku bijyanye no gukundana no ku matariki, impuguke zose zimaze kurinda. Ariko ibi gusa kugeza bigeze ubwabyo. Rimwe kuri rimwe hamwe numuntu dukunda, twese duhinduka inkweto. Byose. Umuntu wese usanzwe ikuzimu atinya kuzamuka mbere ya Byzavi, bitabaye ibyo ntabwo ari umuntu, ahubwo ni igihu cyicyayi. Igisubizo ni giggles systerical, Tetanusi nibibazo nka "ukunda umugati?". Umuntu wese uhisha ipfunwe, bishoboka, ariko hafi ntamuntu ubikora. Ibuka ibi - byose birahangayitse. Kandi ntabwo ari munsi yawe.

Ibyiza muri wewe ntabwo aribyo utekereza

Niki ufata - urwenya? Ubwenge? Ingano ya gatanu? Ubushobozi bwo guhuza tequila tequila? Yego, ntakintu nkicyo. Nibyiza, wenda. Ariko ntabwo ari ngombwa. Tugereranya nawe kimwe nkibwe. Kandi akenshi umwuzure nyuma yumwaka muremure wo kubana, mugihe uhagaritse gitugukanye ko yatsinze umutima utagira ubutwari butagira ubutwari, ariko nigute ku munsi wa mbere muri cinema yashonga neza popcorn.

Ntabwo ari ngombwa kuba Miss Solnyk

Niba udakunda ikintu kumunsi wambere - Nibyiza, urwenya rwerekeye ubwonko bwumugore cyangwa ibyo yaguteye igice cyisaha yo kuganira na mugenzi wawe kunyuramo. Ntabwo ukeneye gutekereza ko iyi ari itariki yambere nibikomere. Niba itariki ari iyambere kandi iheruka, ntabwo izatuma ibintu birushaho kuba bibi. Niba hari ikintu muri iyi nkuru kibaye, nibyiza guhita ushyira ingingo zose hejuru ya "i".

Amatariki ntazigera ahagarara

N'igihe abuzukuru bawe bazakura bagatangira kunywa itabi kuri garage, uzajya kumatariki. Kubera ko "itariki ari bumwe mu buryo bwo gukorana imibereho, bugamije gusuzuma undi muntu mwiza nk'umuntu mu mibanire myiza cyangwa ubumwe bwo gushyingirwa." Kandi turimo kwishora muri ubwo bugenzuzi buri munsi - bitabaye ibyo nta bantu badashobora kwihanganira kandi bahunga mbere yuko abuzukuru bagaragara. Gutembera mububiko, kugenda bisanzwe ku cyumweru cyangwa kuganira muri Facebook nitariki imwe, gusa mumwirondoro. Ibi ni ibintu bito bihamya isano iyo ari yo yose.