Mu vy'inyifato Julia Rubleva azana amategeko itumanaho n'itanu, bikurikira bikaba bizogufasha ubufasha cyane mu isi ya none.
#umuntu
Niba ubwenge agasuzugura "intumwa byose" nka WhatsApp, Telegram, Viber, kwungukira mu gutanguza ibiyago w'imfura, guhamagara n'inyuguti bihambaye zibifitiye mu posita, ndakwinginze gutekereza ibyo wese kuvugana buri kanya no free, gusa Ese guhatira muziranye kwishyura contact namwe - niba igihe, niba, niba induru ku.
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Niba ufite umuntu wese - kwandika telefoni yawe umubare nk'ibi: 910 567 89 12, rero uyu muntu ngufu, fucking, Gukoporora mubare, ayishira mu gitabo telefoni, gushyira 8 cyangwa +7 imbere ye, maze gusa hanyuma ufate. Icyo gihe cyose, aragutuka neza. Niba kwandika umubare wawe +7 910 567 89 12, rero mu smartphone wese, bizaba bihagije ngo uzosunikisha urutoki umubare uyu akamo. Muri iki gihe, urutoki rwumva rumeze neza, ariko umuhengeriruko wo gushimira no gushimira kuborohereza ubuzima bwe. Ohereza umurongo umwe wo kohereza nimero yikarita ya banki kugirango hashobore gukoporora muri banki igendanwa.# 3.
Niba uri nyiri business umukiriya na ku rubuga rwawe bidashoboka gufata gusa no kuguhamagara ukanze ku cyumba, kandi umubare utari byerekeye rubuga, ariko ishusho, abenshi mu bakiriya yawe Jya mubucuruzi, aho ushobora guhamagara ukanze.
#four
Niba uri umurezi, nyir'umutego, nyir'ububiko bwo kuri interineti, umuteguro w'abakiriya n'abandi bakiriya batemba, kandi icyarimwe tugiye kugurisha "wowe ubwawe, hanyuma akenshi birasa nkibi: Nta serivisi, ariko nta kubona serivisi. Niba yokwemera kukwandikira gusa mu posita, Hanyuma OYA kwandika abo ababajwe gutegereza igisubizo kandi atazi ibyo kwandika. Niba, kubinyuranye, telefone gusa naya mail, ntibazandika intore zihuza kwandika inyuguti ngufi kandi ntuhamagare. Ibyo ari byo byose, ntibazandika isoni, babangamiye kandi batihangana.
Benshi abakiriya banjye ko bashaka undi, ariko ambwira gusa kuko n'izindi atari kugira kuboneka nk'uko, ku miyoboro yose itumanaho, cyangwa ntiyagira icyo amusubiza bo udahari umuhamagaro cyangwa ibaruwa, maze bohereza Bari gutinya gutsimbarara. Reba ibishoboka byose binyuze mumaso yumukiriya. Ntabwo uri umuhanga mu byamusizerewe kuri we, mu kwamamaza ntabwo ubikeneye, ariko bitagira akamaro, cyane kandi bigenzurwa ibyiza, bitazongera no kumwagwa kuri we, kubera ko ameze neza kandi akeneye. Nguko uko Phone itabyara, ntabwo ari mama "ntabwo dukurikiranye na gato."
By the way, urareba ubutumwa bwungurura muri PM Facebook? Nta Turukiya, muri Turukiya, Pakismu Mahmuda hamwe na Himamiya, hamwe n'abantu batatu beza, barimo abakiriya. Kandi guceceka kwawe birashoboka cyane ko birengagize.
#ibisobanuro
Niba uboneka gusa binyuze muri "Umukobwa-Manager", noneho mfite inkuru, nkanjye hafi umwaka sinshobora kugera kumuntu ukenewe, nubwo yazimye mubitekerezo bye inshuro nyinshi "Ntabwo nashubije amabaruwa "kandi yanditse ari mu giti cye, yakira" ibyangombwa byose binyuze kuri luyy pulkin ". Kandi amaze kubona ibaruwa iteye isoni yumuyobozi we "lucy" muburyo - erega, ni izihe ndumiwe kumugaragaro, wakwanditse nabi muri iyo aderesi, cyangwa udasobanukiwe - ariko reba ubushobozi bwumuyobozi wawe "Umukiriya ufata." Ibyifuzo kugirango uhitemo ikibazo kitari cyumvikana kuri njye muri iyo baruwa ntabwo cyari gihari, kandi hari icyifuzo cyongeye gusaba kugirango yandike ikintu ku cyitegererezo cyashyizweho. Nagerageje kugenda mpitamo ko nzabikora. Kandi ndi umukiriya uhamye, uzana amafaranga, kandi birashimishije gukorana nanjye muri kariya gace (pfilologiya) kandi kuburyo no kubibona kandi birahari kugirango tubanje kugisha inama - gucira amacandwe.# 6.
Niba hari icyo usubiza kuri SMS cyangwa inyuguti zuburyo bwo gutunganya, aho hasubijwe muri make muburyo: Nibyo, ntabwo nzaza, ibintu byose birasobanutse, - noneho wahatiye abateguye gukeka, Wabonye ibyo bakwandikiye kandi hari ahantu himbitse yubugingo uzagufata cyane kurenza abadakingirwa, bahanura ibitekerezo bigufi
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Niba umuntu yandika mumikino rusange: Nkunda inzogera yera / Petersburg / Imyambarire yanjye, Ukeneye kuba ibicucu rwose kandi usubiza ibiti munsi yindogobe yatunguwe no gutangaza Urateganya, nawe wanditse ku mugaragaro hano, ntukagire ikintu na kimwe kuri njye. " Igihe kimwe naje muburyo bumwe bwimikorere yububiko runaka bwibiryo byongeweho. Nyirarume, umugurisha aspostives numutoza. Ndavuga nti, Inshuti zanjye zangiriye inama yo kugura amara (yahimbwe). Nyirarume, baramubaza nta gushidikanya, bari muri iyi mbogamizi, barabyumva bivuye ku mutima - nyirarume), nkunda inshuti zanjye Igihe kirekire, kandi nkunda ndakubona bwa mbere. Ni ubuhe bwoko urimo kubacyaha? Ntabwo nitaye kubyo bazi ko nta, ndabakunda. Urashaka ko mpita ubwoba kandi ndagukunda? Cyangwa niki wakwemera ko basingi?
Aragenda. Kandi irashobora kugura byombi, niba yaravuze - "inshuti zawe zakugiriye inama. Flapoten ni nziza. Ariko haracyari macopphine, shyashya, gerageza. " Ariko nyirarume yari umuswa.
Niba yacyashye ko umuntu ari bihenze rero koko akwiye umupfapfa cyane kwitega yavyifashemwo ibindi, uretse uburakari.
#ibyiboneye
Andika izina ryawe mubutumwa mugihe wanditse mumagare cyangwa telegaramu. Mugihe cyo kuhagera, izina ryawe riragaragara, ariko nyuma ya kabiri - oya. Gusa numero ya terefone iragaragara. Niba udasinya, noneho ukeka ko uwakiriye ubutumwa yicaye, ntuzane ijisho kuri terefone? Oya, ntibishobora kuba ko wabitekereje. Birashoboka cyane, ntabwo wabitekereje.#nine
Niba uri heza cyane bisanzuye iyo ufite buriri kwidibamira no ntebe kandi meza, niba uteganya igihe kidasanzwe kuko ibiribwa, NIBA OYA kwihanganira igihe kirekire igihe ushaka musarani niba ufite gishimishije ijwi Mbuganyuma none wowe gusuka rero izo ni amanota uhoze ko gutanga imihigo. Niba byibuze ingingo imwe nikintu cyahungabanijwe, noneho uzirinda ibihe bigaragarira. Niba uri idashimishije kuryama mu buriri bwawe (cyangwa ufite Intebo yorosha ubwoba, n'ubu iterana), uzaba gutinza gusinzira igihe. Niba ufite intebe itayoroheye kumurimo, uzagerageza gusiga igihe cyose. Niba hafi yavuza induru, avuza induru, ifu, guta cyangwa kurahira, uzahanagurwa numutima umwe wibwira ko ari ngombwa kujyayo (psyche isoma urwego rwinshi rwurusaku rwimbaho). Niba uri nyene ashyushye cyangwa akonje cyane, niba uri bashonje cyangwa umwotsi, maze uzoheza gusubika gahunda wese ko bisaba y'itunatuniro. Wubahe umubiri, umubiri nibikenewe byibanze. Rimwe na rimwe, kurandura ibintu ukunda gukura kuva hano.
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Niba uretse icyayi kubategereje mumarongo, ntugave kuri trifle yicyuma. Niba utarabonye ijambo "mu makuru", ongera usome, nyamuneka.
#eleven
Niba agwa mu bihe bigoye mu gushidikanya, powerlessness no kubura amafaranga, gukora ibyo Bihari. Nahoraga nkuramo muri ibyo bihe kandi natewe indabyo. Gupfa kuva ubwoba no guhangayika hasi hasi kandi impumuro nziza irashimishije kuruta umwanda. Muri icyo gihe, binyuze mubikorwa bya moteri, voltage izakora.# 12
Niba yari serivisi ko adashobora guhindurwa, akora ubutoni, kohereza indabo ngo umuntu (NIBA Bihari). Ibi ni byiza bidasanzwe.
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Ntukandike abantu gukora muri wikendi. Uzi kuruhuka nibyo byose binaniwe. Niba kandi wanditse, ongeraho ko udategereje igisubizo mbere ya mbere. Niba uri shobuja hanyuma wandike abayoborwa buri gihe ku wa gatandatu cyangwa ku cyumweru mugitondo, nubwo umunsi umwe SMS yawe mugitondo cya Moronic mugitondo kuwa gatandatu "Urashobora guhita usubiramo amasezerano, urashobora kuza Uyu munsi? " Yamufashe yicaye ku mahugurwa yanjye "uburyo bwo gushyira imipaka ya shobuja w'injiji." Muri aya mahugurwa, Guli azigishwa gusoza kandi nta makimbirane, hanyuma azabireka na gato. Kuko si ku masezerano, ariko ku agutera umujinya, hysterics, imicungire mibi no kunanirwa agenga: i, na bose iyi nzasuka ku Gali.
#urugobe
Niba gahunda yitumanaho ivuye kuri wewe (kurugero, urasaba abo tuziranyeho kugirango ubatezerekeje kumuntu cyangwa kubaza niba umuntu ashobora guhura nawe) - ibintu bifuza. Mu bwana bwanjye, byagaragajwe n'umugani "umutsima w'inda ntigenda." Birakwiye: baza aho biryoshye kandi iyo byoroshye, kandi ubimenyeshe. Ntibikwiye: Shira igihe nahantu bikunogeye. Ndi uko mvuye impande zitandukanye ziyi banzi. Kandi iyo umuntu akuyemo abinyujije kuri Kackers 33, ukamumanurama, hanyuma ugomba kumusanga, muri we ibihe byiza, bisa nkibi. "Uraho, Julia. Ndi vasya pupani. Nkeneye rwose kuvugana nawe. Nibyiza kuri njye kuwakabiri saa 11h, ushobora gutwara mukabari ya siporo muri Cheryoyushki? " Nibyiza, wavukiye imbere, utekereza iki? Nibyo, ntiwagenda, Vasya. Kandi ibyiyumvo byavutse ko ukeneye gukora.#nifen
Muri 2017, ntidukwiye kuvuga kubyo wowe muri theatre na cinema bibagiwe guhagarika terefone. Imvugo igomba kugenda kubyo ushobora kwibagirwa gushyiramo ijwi. Niba bose bahugiye na kimwe, concentrately kurorera isenema canke imikorere a, kazi mu itsinda, Dine hamwe aganira, hanyuma nyirayo budahera ku, uhamagaye, vibrating telefoni ni yanka mu bihe ibi. Hamwe na byose. Ringtone ifite Anachronism usibye mugihe udashobora kubura umuhamagaro. Niba ubuzima bwawe bugizwe nibihe rwose mugihe udashobora kubura umuhamagaro, ugomba kugira umuganga wo kubaga kwisi.
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