15 Amatariki adasanzwe

Turabizi ko uzi ko ubushobozi bwo gukora itariki nubushobozi bwo kugenderamo kera cyane bungana nubuhanzi. Ugomba kubishobora. Ariko hariho ibibazo mugihe ibintu byose bigenda nabi. Kandi ntituzigera twibagirwa ibi.

Nsoma.

Ati: "Nagiye umunsi na musore, wari ingoma mu itsinda zuba. Yerekanye parufe, t-shirt hamwe nifoto yabatabiriye itsinda risomana kandi iha amakarita yubucuruzi. Mugihe umuntu winshuti zanjye ashaka gutumira itsinda ryabo gukina. Itariki yose, yahinda umushyitsi ku guhanga no guhanga no gucyahwa cyane, kubera ko bari, bavuga ko basomana, guhagarika "bitazwi." Nta tariki ya kabiri. "

Kakashchensky King

Ati: "Nahuye n'umusore wo muri porogaramu yo gukundana kandi yatinze ku munsi wa mbere amasaha menshi. Twatanze. Hanyuma baragenda. Yahise afata konsole yanjye atangira gukina Imana y'intambara. Imwe. Hanyuma yansabye kumutera umugongo. Hanyuma yagiye mu musarani aho yazamuye iminota 45 mu musarani kandi numva byose. Hanyuma aragaruka, ndamusaba kugenda. Ariko yavuze ko ashaka gusinzira ahagarika gusinzira kuri sofa yanjye. Kandi naricaye kandi ndabireba byose. "

Igipfukisho

"Nagiye kunywa ikawa n'umusore mushya kandi neza nyuma yiminota 15 yamaze kumbwira ko yamennye umukunzi we, kuko atashakaga kuryamana nabo mu njangwe. Ntabwo nayitanze indangagaciro, hanyuma arantumira ngo nanone avuge ko injangwe ze zamuha ibimenyetso, dukwiye guhura cyangwa tutabona. Nahise nsohora mushiki wanjye kugirango banyita "ubwoko bw'imanza".

Gufunga ubwicanyi

"Nagiye kugendana n'umusore wo kuri interineti. Twahagaritse kwishimira imiterere kandi duturukiraga mu maso. Nagiye. Ariko sinasize aho ariho, kuko nari muto kandi ni umuswa. Hanyuma twambutse mu ntebe. Nicaye ku zindi mpande ndatekereza ku nzira. Muri ako kanya nyine atangira kwikinisha. Sinigeze njya vuba vuba. "

Ishami rya Lime

"Hamwe n'umusore, twagombaga kubanza guhura bwa mbere, ariko yabanje gusaba kuza mu itorero. Ntabwo ndi umunyamadini cyane, ariko natekereje kuri ok. Mw'ishengero, yampaye umuryango we wose, harimo n'abavandimwe ba kure, nk'umukunzi we. Hanyuma afata amaturo yo kurya

Garage Psychopath

"Nahamagaye gukundana n'umusore wakoraga muri garage. Nyuma y'akazi, ntabwo yigeze afata ubwogero kandi yari ibyuya kandi afite amavuta. Umugoroba wateye amahano. Ariko amaherezo narahinduye byose igihe yambazaga, umunsi umwe, umuhiro mu bitaro, kuko koko atangira ubwoko bwamaraso n'abarwayi. "

Golozal Barbecue

Ati: "Nahuye n'umusore muri tinder maze ampamagara iwanjye kuri picnic. Yihutiye ikintu ahari maze yiruka nimugoroba uzengurutse yard nta ipantaro. Sinahuriye nawe. "

Imbuto

Ati: "Twajyanye n'umusore kunywa ikawa kandi duhagarara igihe cyose gikorera umuhanda wa Wall, hanyuma mu kiganiro yavuze ko yavuye mu rugo. Nyuma, nasanze yari umugati usanzwe. Hanyuma aranyinginze ko yishingikirije ku kuryoha synthetic, ariko akunda guteka cyane. Namubajije ko arimo gutegura ibyiza. Yavuze ko iyi ari "isupu y'imbuto." Ni ubuhe bwoko bw'imyanda? Yavuze ko ategura amasahani aho ibyo biryo biryo shushanya bishobora gukoreshwa. Umusore uri inyuma y'ameza uturanye yamusekaga ko yahinda umushyitsi inyuma aseka. "

Umuvumo w'inuma

Ati: "Twaje gukundana na resitora yo mu Buhinde hamwe n'iteraniro. Nize menu. Inuma inyenga ndareba neza kumutwe. Ndetse no mumaso. Umusore yarebye hirya no hino. Kandi ntitukibona.

Igicucu cyubaha Imana

Ati: "Nahamagaye itariki yo mu itorero, aho njya. Ntabwo nasaga nkibidasanzwe, kuko tubabaye hamwe. Nyuma ya resitora, yavuze ko yaguze amatike ya "50 igicucu cy'imvi." Kandi mu nama kuri erotic yerekana ikiganza cyanjye. "

Umushoferi wenyine

"Umusore yarantumiye kuri we, avuga ko ashaka kunteka saa sita. Hanyuma amusaba kumujyana i Ikea kugura ameza yo kurya. Nabifashe. Twagarutse. Mugihe arimo yitegura, narebye ubwoko runaka bwo kwimura umukunzi we. Hanyuma abaza niba ntashakaga kuguma nijoro, kubera ko mu gitondo yari afite ikiganiro gikomeye kandi byaba byiza ndamutse myigezeyo. "

Umufana wa "Amajyepfo Parike"

Ati: "Twahuriye n'abanyeshuri bafite umusore wo ku ishuri ryanjye. Yankuruye mu nzu, yapimwe hamwe nandi maduka. Twafunze mu cyumba cye, yagerageje kundeka na sandwiches yatwitse kandi ifata indogobe. Ahindukirira ikarito "Parike yepfo". Natanze urukurikirane rurenga ndahunga. "

Urunigi rw'ibyabaye

"Umusore yanyoboye kunyeganyega numva ukuntu yansuzuguye ati:" Nkunda indogobe. " Twagiye kuri we kandi ampa Rose yashize, yavuze ko yasigaye ku munsi wabanje. Kandi ntabwo byari bisa n'urwenya rukonje. Hanyuma kuri sofa yakubise ". Nahise mfunga njya herekeza mu gusohoka, no ku ngazi nahinduye ukuguru. "

Bidasanzwe

Ati: "Nahamagaye gukundana n'umukobwa, kandi inshuti zanjye zarambabaje. Twagiye muri firime abaza igihe cyose, niba numvise, nkuko umuntu wongeyeho umuhamagaro mu izina. Hanyuma agerageza kubwira abangiza kandi bose bari bibeshye. "

Nair

"Dude yantumiye muri resitora, nimugoroba, acukura mu buryo bwenze kandi abwira icyo Gadda umugore we. Hanyuma abwira ko ateganya kumwica. Ariko ntabwo yari afite amafaranga ahagije yo kwica. "

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