Ndashaka rero kwandika amagambo abiri mubitekerezo bizasobanura byose: "Kureka amakimbirane". Ikibazo nuko mugihe batabisobanuye ubwabo, bazakomeza kuba Abrakadabra. Muri rusange, twahisemo gukosora iki kibazo no kwandika ingingo ushobora kuvuga ku kudakoresha amanota igihumbi buri gihe kubitekerezo.
Amakimbirane yimuwe ni ayahe? Ni "kurwana kabiri, ibyishimo bya gatatu." Amakimbirane yoroshye agaragara ko abantu bagabana: Masha ashaka igipupe, kandi Dasha ashaka igipupe kimwe, kuko igipupe 1. gishya, 2. Imwe nziza na 3. Imwe. Mu makimbirane yivanze, abantu barwana nibintu bitangaje bitagaragara.
Amakimbirane yimuwe asa ate?
Amateka yubuzima: Mu nzu nshya, umufuka wo guhagarara imodoka wagizwe hafi ya mbere, icya kabiri, icya gatatu, icya gatandatu na karindwi (icya nyuma). Mu mezi ya mbere, kugeza igihe abaturage bose barangije gusana, baratura, abatuye ku mwanya wa kane n'ubwinjiriro barahagaze aho hari aho habaye umwanya. Ariko umunsi umwe aho hantu hararangiye.
- Ntuye muri uyu muryango kandi nzahagarara hano!
- Ariko ndaguruka aha hantu umwaka, nashizeho urunigi!
- Yego, ntabwo uri ku bwinjiriro bwacu, ni iki ubona hano?
- Ndi ikibabi kimwe cyiyi nzu, nkawe!
Igice cy'abahungiro rwatangiye guhagarara ku mategeko (icyo gihe cyo kongera umubare w'amakimbirane abitabiriye amakimbirane akoresheje imisozi ya barumuna). Igice cyakuwe (kugeza kuri Lobovikov yafunguye) hamwe nabanywanyi mu mwanya. Ntamuntu numwe winjiye mumutwe kugirango yandike ikirego rusange muri Hoa.
Umwangavu, uwitondaho nyoko yatubaje amasomo, kandi yari afite umutwe, kandi nyina ni ibintu bifitanye isano n'umugabo mushya (akabareka ngo barwanire, kandi mfite ticker!);
Umukiriya utanga ikipe y'abanyamwuga 40% by'Asezeranijwe n'amagambo "neza, komite runaka ugereranije n'intererano";
Minisiteri yatangaje ko imodoka za Moscou gusa zifite ubumuga zemewe kuri parikingi ya Moscou, nabandi - ku gikamyo cyaka;
Umuyobozi w'incuke w'incuke, avuga ko ari ababyeyi "umufasha wa mwarimu mu itsinda atari atazaba kandi ntazaba, ayo mafaranga, uzakora inshingano":
Kenshi na kenshi, abagenerwabikorwa birashoboka gusa mugihe abahohotewe mumakimbirane bemeye amakimbirane hagati yabo, kandi ntaba ari kumwe nabagenerwabikorwa. Niyo mpamvu imyizererezi yitabiriwe (reba DURAMAR: "Kandi simbona hano!"), Niyo mpamvu ashaka kwemeza ko ibyiyumvo byo kunyuranya bishoboka. Hano harikintu cyose kijya kwimuka - kubeshya, gusebanya, kugoreka niterabwoba; Abahungu babambwa kandi bahawe akazi bahiriwe cyane 'gusozwa kw'ababi "nkaho mu izina ry'umwanzi."
Niba rero ugerageza gukurura amakimbirane kuri feri inshuro imwe icyarimwe ujya kumuvuduko, niba umuhanganye uhora ukarakarira abikuye ku mutima, kandi indorerezi zanyu zikaba zirakara cyane, kandi indorerezi zamahanga zikaba zirakara cyane, kandi indorerezi zamahanga zikaba zirakara cyane, kandi indorerezi zamahanga zikaba zirakara cyane, kandi ibyanjye, mwembi mumeze neza "- Hariho impamvu zo kureba Inyuma no gushakisha ninde ushobora kunguka inyungu ziva.
Kurugero, ibikona bikubiswe injangwe ebyiri hagamijwe ifunguro rya saa sita noneho umunani uratsindwa. Nyamuneka menya - byinshi bikabona nk'injangwe yera, ariko umukara ufata ibibanza kuri buri murizo. Injangwe yera ni mbi cyane, ariko umukara azakomeza kunanirwa kandi arangaza (no mu nguni, ahari, hari buldog). Kandi byose kubwibyishimo.
By the way, mugitangira inyandiko biragaragara ko injangwe yera itagaragara ko idashaka kurwanya kandi idashaka ko idashaka kurwanya kandi idasaba ikintu cyose, ariko byose birareba kandi nta njangwe yera hano. Urubanza rwa kera rwa "Isi yoroheje" mugihe amakimbirane afunguye adakenewe kubantu, nimpande zombi, yirinde imbaraga, irinde gusiganwa. Kandi ibintu byose byaba byiza, niba atari byo.
Imibare y'amakimbirane yimuwe isa n'iki: Umugenerwabikorwa amara ibice 1 by'imbaraga zo gutwika uko ibintu bimeze. Amashyaka 1 na 2 yinjiye buri mitwe 100, kandi uwatsinze azahabwa ibice 30 byindishyi, kandi gutsindwa - ntacyo. Ariko abagenerwabikorwa bazabona ibice 10. Inyungu 1:10 !!! Ho-Ho! Kandi hafi nta ngaruka zose!
Mubyukuri, niyo mpamvu inzira yonyine yo guhangana namakimbirane yavuyemo nukuganira kubintu byose hamwe nishyaka rya kabiri, kugirango bamenye ko bagutera kandi neza. Kandi hamwe gukurikiza abagenerwabikorwa. Umaze gutakaza ikarita ya Trump yo kudatungana n'umutekano, abatwika mubisanzwe bahuriza. KUKI KUNYURANYA, MBERE CYANE CYANE? Abandi bapfu bazabona.
Umwanya utoroshye hano ugomba gutangira kuvuga nkiri ruhande rwa kabiri. " Niba kandi witwaye mu ntangiriro yamakimbirane, ntabwo ari abanyarwandakazi, ntibishobora kuba bidashoboka rwose, kuko umurima wa kabiri ufite gihamya yumuryango wawe nubugome. Ni kangahe uko abantu batabaye "batakiri abavandimwe" ku byishimo byabagurisha intwaro - ntibabimenye. Nkuko babivuga mu gisingi gibabaje cyane: "Dukurikije itegeko nshinga rya Amerika, umutungo w'abashakanye ugomba kugabanywamo ibice hagati y'abavoka babo." Kandi ibi, ishyano, ntabwo ari urwenya rwose rusekeje: Hariho ubushakashatsi bwerekana ko gutandukana bibaye kubigiramo uruhare hamwe nabavoka bahuza ni inshuro eshatu hamwe nubwiyunge bw'abashakanye. Kandi yashoboraga kubaho, yego.
Ubu hari ibyiciro byose bya psychologue hamwe nabavoka badasanzwe bayobora imishyikirano yabo ivuguruzanya kuburyo utambuka cyane. Ibi ni byiza, kubungabunga, korohereza, kubwawe - niba udashobora kwitaba udafite umutonganonga mushya, hamagara inzobere. Ntugaburire crayon.
Umwanditsi Umwanditsi: Asya Mikheev