Bibaho, usohoka munzu (kuwa mbere cyangwa hariya, 14 Mutarama) ufite umugambi ukomeye wo kuyobora ubuzima bwiza, bwinyangamugayo kandi hano wagupfutse muri FB: "Kandi ninde wagupfutse cyane?" Nibyiza, gute kudabeshya hano?
1. Iyo umuntu asabye bidasanzwe mubukwe bwinshuti: "Nibyo, couple nziza?"
2. Iyo bene wabo bakweretse uru rukavuka bakavuga bati: "Yoo, mbwira, kuko umumarayika mwiza?"
3. Iyo umwana wawe arimo gutegura ifunguro rya mbere kandi arabaza ati: "Wabikunze, yego?"
4. Igihe umuntu yabajije: "Umpa imyaka ingahe?"
5. Iyo mugenzi wawe mubi, kubera impamvu runaka ashimishijwe: "Nibyo, ukunda gute hano?"
6. Iyo inshuti ikubajije iti: "Nigute ukunda inkuru yanjye / inyandiko / gushushanya?"
7. Igihe murumuna wawe, wahoraga avumburwa kukazi, ashishikajwe na: "Umva, kandi nta mwanya ufite?"
8. Iyo umuntu afite nudit na nudit, na nudit, hanyuma Edak yahinduye Grozny: "Muri rusange umva ibyo mvuga !?
9. Iyo uzenduye biteye isoni kandi uhita ubona sms: "Nibyo, urahari?"
10. Iyo umuntu wahuye, agwa ati: "Che, tusan, iri joro?"
11. Iyo inshuti ya mushiki wawe yinshuti yawe igabanya imbere hamwe: "Oh, kandi nshobora guhinduka hano ejo?"
12. Mugihe wagize umunsi uteye ishozi, kandi ubwoko runaka bwandura bushimishije bushishikajwe na: "Uraho, umeze ute!?"