Ibi mubihe bisanzwe, abantu b'abantu bari mu ifishi "homo sapi yizo". Mubihe, bitunguranye, rimwe na rimwe bitangira kuba mubindi binyabuzima. Abagabo bakomeye nabagabo bo mumafoto.ru, abantu benshi nyamukuru bakinguye. Ubushakashatsi bukomeza, urashobora rero kongeraho!
Man-oposum
Opossum isanzwe mu ntare zacu, kubishyira mu gatonga, ntibisanzwe cyane, ahubwo ni abantu - uburenganzira rimwe na rimwe bica abaturage kugira ngo batimwuzuza kamere yose. Nanone, akaga gakomeye, ubwoko bwumugore nurutonde "Hamagara Nastya kwishuri", Oposusum azagwa ubutwari bwintwari no kwitwaza ko yapfuye cyane. Bituma bikomera cyane (ndetse binuka birakwiriye!), Akaga rero ntitwitinya kwihuta - hanyuma tugatinya gukusanya amafranga kurumwa. Hano, Opossum irazamuka buhoro, kugarura ubuyanja, hanyuma ujye kunywa byeri. Ni yo mpamvu, ateganya kwirinda: Gukenera gushaka akazi (byafunguye ikibanza n'imyanya - yapfuye - ikibazo cyarazimye), jya mu biryo (sinabonye amasoko y'ibumoso - wapfuye - urashobora kubaho) kandi ibindi bikenewe. Abashakashatsi bibaza niba hari amahirwe yo kwirinda, mubyukuri urupfu.
Umuntu-Proteine
Imbere yiterabwoba rikomeye rya poroteyine ryunguka umwuka mwinshi - kandi hysteria nziza cyane. Umurabyo muremure wihuta ku giti, kuzamuka amazu, bituma amajwi aranga kenshi kandi aranga hejuru ("yego, ibyo natwitse isafuriya! Noneho ibyo ntacyo unkunda, na IZH?! Nari nzi ko utigeze Mfashe -i-ila! "), ndabagirana cyane n'amaso yanjye, mvuza umurizo imbere yizuru. Ubworoherane bwa Belialia ako kanya, bwaka vuba, impanuka ku nzira ibintu byose birenze imbaga y'inyamaswa ubwe - kandi ibisasu igihe abayoboke bakurikiranye bafite imitsi kandi bahunga. Abashakashatsi bashyize ahagaragara ibitekerezo nyuma yibyo, ubusanzwe poroteyine iboneka mu kabari hamwe na opossum.
Impongo z'umugabo.
Iyi ngaruka irana muri psychologiya ikomeye yiswe "impongo nubusitani". Iyo ikintu kidasanzwe kandi gikeneye gusubiza vuba, gukubita ihembe, kora amaguru kandi ukore ikintu muri rusange - cobera kandi kirakora. Agwa mu burwayi. Ireba ingingo imwe. Kandi bituma ingendo zoroshye zoroshye cyane aho zidakenewe. Kuberako kurukuta rwiburyo nsigare, narwo, urukuta. Kandi muri rusange biratumvikana. Kandi muri rusange. Na noo ... Muri rusange, impongo - nubwo ubwoko bwaba ari bwo, n'ubwoko butapfuye, kandi ntibishimangira, kandi bisa nkaho ari ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro kandi nta cyizere kandi kidafite ibyiringiro ushaka guswera. Kubwimpamvu runaka, akenshi ni umurambo ukomeye kumuhanda ugana gusesengura cyangwa kumazi.
Man-hedgehog
Iyo hari ikintu kidasanzwe kibaye mwishyamba - kurugero, umuyobozi mukuru wa kogosha uherekeje ku mushahara no koza mu ruzi ahantu runaka yerekeza kuri Madagasikari - ahantu hateganijwe. Ahita akuraho impande zose. Noneho gerageza amayeri - gukubita gusa natwe. Urebye ko iyi nyamaswa ari, nkuko mubizi, ikomeye kandi yishimye, ariko ariko birahagije kugirango utange kwihuta nikintu kirambye - kandi bizagendera muburyo bwiza. Schirt, wacitse, utsimbarara kumuhanda buri muhumyo kandi witegereza kuruhande, aho kuruhukira biruhutse hamwe na proteyine - ariko kimwe. Ariko, ntuzakusa - ntuzaguruka. Bizarira guswera kandi bibabaza - ariko ntibizi.
Umuserebanya
Uku kwihuta ntikigitanga. Azitanga. Ukimara gukurura ikintu giteye ubwoba - igipimo kinini, ubwoko bw'isahani muri cafe, gikonja umwana cyangwa kubyara umwana, ibitambo by'iseni umurizo kandi biha dera. Umuvuduko we wo guhinduka kwe ubusanzwe ukaba icyubahiro, ariko umurizo wumunebwe mumaboko yawe mubisanzwe ushishikarizwa na gato. Ariko niba noneho uhora uhura numuserebanya, azakwibuka ko wagusize imyaka myiza hamwe numurizo mwiza cyane, ukuze ufite urukundo nkurwo, holly kandi ukundwa.
Imbwa y'abagabo
Niba, reka tuvuge ko imbwa iturukaga shobuja, imbwa ireba hirya no hino - kandi ikaze cyane kugirango irume umuntu wegereje kandi uburiri. Mubisanzwe. Ariko rimwe na rimwe, umusore we, kandi niba ntawe warahindukiye - hanyuma injangwe (uhari, ntabwo izasobanurwa mu gika gikurikira). Ibi byitwa kwibasirwa. Cyashinzwe? Kandi gute. Nkeneye kuyisukaho? Birakenewe. Kandi uyisuke mubyo ubwato bwiki gitero - niiburyo butakira, biracyatinyutse. Ndaruma abantu bose batagaragara cyane, r-r-rhine! Ikintu iki kintu niki kin kuri rubi, nkuko warumye rimwe na rimwe, gukonjesha, jya gushaka undi.
Umugabo
Ntabwo iruma, ni umweru kandi yuzuye. Iyo hari ikintu kibaho, gihangayikishije cyane kandi kibabaza injangwe, areba gusa isosi nini itungutse. Nyuma yibyo, udatakaje ubuntu na fluffy, biracecekwa guceceka kumaguru no gutuza bikora mukandagira.
Umugabo-Boa
Ibibaho byose, boa ihisha byose muri we. Ngaho imbere cyane ateye ubwoba kandi atekereza. Biragoye, uburozi, rimwe na rimwe bidafite umutekano gusa. Muri icyo gihe, uko byagenda kose, yerekana umubiri wose ko byose ari sawa. Nukuri hamwe nuburyo bumwe bwirwibutso byongeye guhekenya, hamwe n'abinyabuzima bimwe binyerera kuri mudasobwa kugira ngo dukine abaliziya, hamwe n'ibisubizo kimwe: "Nta kindi mfite-sho." Kandi isura niyi yunvikana: ibyiza ntibisobanura, umukungugu-shit.
Umugabo-squid.
Ibi bintu bitangaje bitangaje biruta amazi yose. Mugihe ugerageza kumenyekana ko yabuze imbere yawe ("Ntubyumva, ntabwo aribyo byose, ibintu byose ntabwo byoroshye, - asanzwe yoroshye cyane, - asanzwe yoroshye Agace aho udusigisi ya poroteyine nubukungu bwishimye bwa oposset nshya yishimye ituruka. Kandi nta murizo uteye ubwoba. Gusa inkingi yibyondo kandi idasobanutse yino yibimenyetso byabasazi, aho ushobora guhangana na psychoanalyst imyaka itanu. Hamwe na zoologiste byihuse kandi bihendutse! Kalmar akiza kwirwanaho, ibyo aribyo byose. Ubujyakuzimu, ubuzima buragoye, kandi utange amapero yose. Guhendutse kugirango uregewe kuruta guhishwa udatekereza. Nibasenye, bafite umutwe munini.
Umugabo-Skank
Encyclopedia iratubwira iti: "Yashyizwemo, izi nyamaswa ziratandukanye, ubucuti." Ariko niba ntanubwo yiciriritse na we - igituba. Inyamaswa yishimye izahindura gusa inyuma ya gicuti kandi izatangizwa mubintu bye bidasobanutse. Niki,? Ntukarebe nonaha, abagizi ba nabi! Mubyukuri, "abagizi ba nabi", bamaze kwigira byinshi kuri bo, bajugunya ukubasha amakuru mabi, funga imiyoboro rusange kandi bagerageza kwibagirwa ibisobanuro byamabara bahawe. Ahita ahindukirira abahohotewe. Amoko imwe gusa y'ibinyabuzima arashobora gutsinda skins murugamba rudasanzwe ... Hariho inyoni nkiyi - Inyoni ya Virginian, bityo ntiyumva impumuro. Kubwibyo, irashobora kugwa, gufata - no kunuka uko ubishaka, ntazafasha. Muri kamere, ku ndogobe zose zo mu mayeri, hari igitsinde cyawe cyatojwe!
