Horoscope pics.ru: Mugihe ikuzimu ari ibimenyetso bya zodiac

Kuraguza inyenyeri ni satani. Ntugashidikanya, azagusubiza neza kuva isabukuru yawe y'amavuko, akuboherereza ifu y'iteka. Buri kimenyetso cya Zodiac gifite umuvuduko wamaraso.

Aries: ikuzimu ntazwi

Abadayimoni baturutse mu ikuzimu biteye amaboko mu ndogobe kandi bavuzaga ibintu bidafite ubugwaneza, ariko ntamuntu numwe uzakuraho ubushake buke bwo guca burundu inzira kandi akosora shoals yibi bima eaves. Yego, ntibashobora gutanga umuriro utwika umuriro! Bafite boiler igoramye kandi iri hafi kuvunika! Nibyo, babitsinze bakoresheje amatangazo, abadayimoni b'ibi, none bazafunga inzira zose hano! Aries izaza kuba iyakabiri yo kuza kureba uko ibintu byose bigenda nabi, imisumari inamye kandi ibabazwa no kuba umuntu amubaza ibitekerezo bye byingenzi.

Taurus: Ikuzimu Ku cyumweru

Ihame, nta gishya cy'ikuzimu kitegereje ikintu icyo ari cyo cyose - yamaze kubibona muri Mega Khimki ku cyumweru saa tatu za saa sita. Narokotse, ariko ni we muraho ikuzimu, nuko rero kuva aho kuri tagisi udashobora kugwa. Taurus ifatika izengurutse legiyoni y'abadayimoni, itumanaho yo kugerageza ku gihingwa - hejuru hamwe no gusuzuma imirimo y'ikuzimu hamwe na trolleys, inzoka ikaranze, impapuro z'umusarani , n'umurongo w'ubwiherero uzubakwa hano utagira iherezo.

Gemini: ikuzimu asobanura umubano

Ku mitima yose yamenetse, impanga zigomba kwishyura ssendal yumuryango nuburebure bwurutanwa. Ibibera hagati yacu, reka tubiganireho. Tumeze neza? Bibi kuruta ukwezi gushize? Ukwezi nigice? Kandi ni kangahe ku ijana? Mu mwanya wa sulfuru n'umuriro, impanga yampaye brandy na corvolol. Inkongoro ntitekeshwa, ariko imiryango yatowe kandi amasahani adashira kandi akagira umubyimba mu bwiherero cyangwa, ku rundi ruhande, akajya kumera, hanyuma agahamagara ku mpanga zacitse intege .

Kanseri: Itumanaho ry'agaciro

Ibice bizagenda ubuziraherezo kuri coupe ifunze hamwe nabagenzi batatu baganira, ubwumvikane n'umwana hamwe numwana. Igihe cya pugacheva no kunyerera cyo kugabanuka kizakina na radiyo yo gutwara. Kuri buri rugero muri coupe izinjira muyobora ifite amahembe kandi zigasaba kanseri, Cho arababara cyane, bisa nkiyi. Kandi niyo kanseri yaguye mu mfuruka yarricaded hamwe n'inkoni n'inkoko ikaranze, ntagomba kumugeraho ubwumvikane n'ibanga - kuva hejuru cyane ku majwi, ibinono by'umuntu mu masosha.

Intare: Kunanirwa kurambirwa

Kuberako intare itari mbi kuruta akababaro kuruta guhagarika kuba gingerbread kuburyo abantu bose bakunda, nibyo bikamubaho. Kubusa, intare izishyura ubunini bwa pimple idashinzwe hamwe na plum kumazuru - kandi azasimbukira igice cyisaha igice cyisaha hamwe na efron. Icyakora ku munsi, ariko, ntaho kigezeho, kuko yafashe mugenzi we w'intare - kimwe, akaba ari muto, amashuri makuru, amashuri menshi ameze neza na kilo 15 ni slimmer. Kandi hamwe n'amarushanwa nk'aya, Abalewi baramamara gusa kumenya gutsindwa no kujya gukorera mu koza ibikoresho muri ibibebe. Nibyo, ndetse numurabyo wavunitse kuri Shiriya.

Inkumi: Ikuzimu itunganijwe

Dedas, wabaye abakobwa babi, ntuzongere kubona imirongo igororotse, itumiza no guhuza. Bazaniga iteka mu kigo cy'amashitani atandukanye hamwe n'amahembe ya bahatiye hamwe n'abategarugori badafunze. Ikuzimu uzabanjiriza mbere ikuzimu - umuntu ubanza uzabura urufunguzo rwo mumarembo yisi, noneho ugiye gushaka uwatakaje urufunguzo azabura, hanyuma ikiruhuko cya sasita kizatangira, hanyuma bikagenda, hanyuma biragaragara Amashitani yatakaje icyemezo cya Sekibi kubyerekeranye nuburemere bwibyaha none muri rusange ntibigira akamaro icyo gukora.

Umunzani: Icyemezo

Icyayi cyangwa ikawa? Strotngo cyangwa Brito? Ntoya kandi ihendutse cyangwa irenga kandi bihenze cyane? Icyatsi cyangwa kare? Umunzani w'ikuzimu ni ihuriro n'imihanda ihwanye rwose, kandi ntibishoboka guhitamo bikwiye. Kandi ku rutugu ku bitutsi bizicara mu iterambere, ushize amanga hamwe na poker kuri poppy nanduye: "Yego, umaze kubyemeza! Wahisemo? Yahisemo? Yahisemo? ". Kuri buri munota wo gutinda - indi myaka igihumbi yiyi nzozi.

Scorpio: Ikuzimu Colebatita

Ibishishwa bikabije bizagwa mu mujyi wicyaha - mbere yicyaha, ntibazabemerera, byose, birahagije, baramanuka bibaza. Scorpio izaba ifite amafaranga ya Morovkin yareba mu majwi y'amajwi y'amajwi ku mashyaka ya swingers, abamburwa bahigamo baho amategeko ahinnye ku giti kibisi mu nzu ya Nyagasani. Ariko kubusa, bizakomangwa mu kirahure - ubwinjiriro butuyemo ubutumire gusa, sikorupiyo ntabwo yitwaga. Kandi tinder irimo ubusa. Na Mamba kwaraya.

Sagittariaruus: Igihe ntarengwa

Muri ubu buzima, Sagittari yo mu rugo yakundagariye Tyzik, yari afite mudasobwa cyangwa nyirakuru utekereza. Ntakintu, imirimo yose yubatswe na feza iramutegereje kurundi ruhande - no mu gicuku hazaba umukiriya wirabura. Ntusinzire, cyangwa umukiranutsi mu ntumwa, cyangwa ngo ugabanye ikibanza mu gitaramo "ibihumyo" - gusa ikawa, yego buri minota cumi n'itanu, yego buri minota cumi n'itanu mukiganiro cyahagurukiye abantu kandi bivuga ko ari ngombwa kugirango usome kandi imyandikire.

Capricorn: Guceceka

Mu mpingasi yisi, hariho kwirengagiza kandi boycott. Amashitani ntiyisuhuza, igikomangoma cy'umwijima ntirugera n'icyenda kandi muri rusange birinda kureba ko capricorn ibona. Azasanga yakuwe mubyo ari byo yose hamwe kandi isoni zirukanwa mu matsinda afunze. We murutonde rwirabura mubantu bose kandi ntamuntu ushyira Huskies na Capepasses cyane. Bizazerera rero ku bouilirs, udashaka, no kuganira ikintu muri uyu mwobo numuntu wese.

Aquarius: umukuzimu

Ku munsi w'ejo, Aquarius yari mu nkwi n'ibyaha, ariko mu bihe bisanzwe, kumanika ikuzimu bitandukanijwe no kuba "Ejo" ntazigera aza. Ariko mu murimo wa Aquarius, kaseti itagira akagero y'umuhanga, aho buri strike yibutsa kugwa kwayo (kuva kumeza) kandi ntihagira iherezo ryisoni zanditse. Mu ikuzimu ku giti cye, Aquarius ntabwo afite aspirine, pizza akoresheje inzu, injangwe, uwo ushobora kubaza, aho nahindukiye mu buzima bwanjye ntaho, ndetse n'amabanki meza afite. Hariho umuriro gusa n'umuturanyi ufite aho uba.

Amafi: ikuzimu yo gusana ubuziraherezo

Kugeza amafi, ivi ry'ibitambayi, igice cyumye cyuzuye hasi na metapola ku munani, Punose Umuyoboro wa metero 100 w'inkubi y'umuyaga, kandi witegereze Ullkan hamwe na Hindura tile - burigihe hamwe nuburyo butandukanye, ariko uhoraho. Kandi ntacyo ubonye kuruta ikintu cyumutse, gitangaje cyane pro-Satani muri Kirzachas na Amashyamba yubaka akika hafi yisi ye bwite.