1. Warebye "Sponge Boba" muminota 45 mbere yuko mbona ko nta mwana uhari - hanyuma ukomeza kubireba!
2. Wagiye impaka iminota 20 kubyerekeye impamvu udashobora kurya ibisate, hamwe numuntu utabashoboye kuhambira inkweto.
3. Ntushobora guhamagara umwana wawe mwizina, utiriwe utondekanya amazina yabavandimwe na bashiki bacu, inyamanswa, inshuti, abakobwa, batarabona imyaka icumi, hamwe ninyenyeri zisanzwe za cinema, mbere ya byose.
4. Nyuma yisaha yo gushakisha, amaherezo wasanze urufunguzo rwimodoka muri firigo. Kandi nta nubwo atungurwa
5. Ahantu rusange, uhita uhindukirira, umaze kumva gutaka kwa "Maaaa-Maaaa!" Nubwo abana bawe batabanye nawe.
6. Wafashe ko bafunze indirimbo za Diveneye mugihe cyo gukora isuku.
7. Mugihe cya sasita, watemye inyama zikennye mo uduce tuto mbere yuko numva ibyo ukora.
8. Iyo, mugihe cyo kwishyuza, ugomba kwishyurwa no kugera ku rutoki rwawe, utabishaka utangira guhobera "umutwe, ibitugu, amavi, inkweto za clip y'abana.
9. Wavuye munzu mukweto utandukanye. Ntabwo ari ubwambere.
10. Wabuze gufungura umuhanda munzira uvuye kumurimo, kuko guceceka mumodoka birakurangaza.
11. Watangiye gusubiramo.
12. Watangiye gusubiramo.
13. Niba umwana yinjiye mucyumba, mugihe ukoze bombo, urabihisha kuri sinus, kugirango utasangiye.
14. Urashobora kurahira ko igihe cyose ugiye gukaraba, urashobora kumva gutaka kw'abana.
15. Watwaye kilometero nkeya kuruhande rwakazi mbere yuko mbona ko nibagiwe kugwa umwana mwishuri.
16. Igihe cyose, hasigara inzu, utangira Hum: "Injangwe zirambuye, imbere!" Nubwo abana batareba iyi cartoon.
17. Wishyuye kugura, wasize iduka hanyuma urukane umujyi mbere yuko numva ko nibagiwe gupakira kuri cheque.
18. Wibagiwe ibintu by'ingenzi: ikote yawe, terefone, igihe cyo kwakira kwa muganga, amazina y'inshuti. Rimwe na rimwe, wibagiwe kugura vino!
19. Washakishije inzu yose mugushakisha amadarubindi basanga muri iki gihe cyose bari bafite kumutwe.
20. Washakaga terefone umenya ko arukuri mu kuboko kwawe. Kuberako wabivuze muriki gihe cyose.
21. Ngiye guhamagara ikindi kimenyetso. Uh-uh, ntakibazo. Ndacyakwibuka uko byagenda kose.
Ubuhinduzi: Elizabeth Povomareva