Ibyo twarose mubana n'aho inzozi ziyobora. Inkuru nyayo z'abasomyi bacu

Ni iki abantu barota mubwana, ntabwo byanze bikunze bajya mubitero? Ninzozi zibe impamo, kandi niba ziba impamo, turaduha umunezero? Turabaza abasomyi bacu kubyerekeye ishuri ryabo kandi niba bashyizwe mubikorwa mubuzima.

Nkiri umwana, nashakaga televiziyo nto idafite umugozi, aho kwisi yose hari firime zose, zishobora kugaragara munsi yigitambaro nijoro, kugirango ababyeyi batabona ... ubu mfite iPhone.

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Inkuru nkunda. Imyaka 12 kubibazo byuwo nshaka kuba iyo nkura, nasubije ko nshaka "kwicara ku itara no kwandika ibisigo." Nibyiza. Nyuma yimyaka 15 nakoraga mu ishami ryamamaza rya radiyo "icumu" - kandi ryandika iyamamaza, harimo n'imirongo.

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Buri gihe narose kuba umuhanzi. Mamina Umukobwa Mpuzamahanga Wibuke ko ndi ikindi kibazo cyabantu "Anya, urashaka kuba nde?" Yashubije "Khovovnitsa!" Nibyo, byanze bikunze nubwo nagombaga gukora cyane. Ndetse arota gutura mumudugudu, kugirango atangire ibiremwa byawe bizima no mu buryo butaziguye na nimugoroba muremure ku mucyo wa Luchin. Ndacyatuye mu mujyi, ariko inzozi z'abana ntizigera ndekura. Noneho ndota ko umukobwa akimara kugenda akajya muri kaminuza, nzagura inzu yanjye muri gluffy nanjye nzabaha. Nukuri aho gukora ibinyabuzima numukecuru ubu nkeneye Wi-Fi.

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Narose kuba umutuku! Kandi hariho Ikirusiya-impyiko-Cyiza, hamwe numusatsi ugororotse. Yarose kuba umutuku kandi akagoramye, nyuma yo kubona ibishushanyo mbonera hamwe n'ibitekerezo bya Larry Elmor kugera Dragonalance (mushikiwabo na mama basoma iyi sadu). Kandi mu buryo butunguranye, mu gihe cy'ubugimbi, nakuze cyane kuberako nabonye mumashusho gusa mumashusho.

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Nashakaga kubaho wenyine (mbaho). Nifuzaga kuba umuntu umeze nk'urutonde rw'umuyobozi cyangwa umwarimu (yigisha, kandi byaba byiza kuba agatsiko k'umuyobozi!). Ntabwo narose rwose kubahungu, ariko natekereje niba narabonetse - noneho imisatsi miremire nubwenge gusa nubwenge (yewe, sinari nzi ibintu byinshi bijyanye na geni yifuze.). Yarose gukora amakarito. Kugeza ubu yayoboye gusa umushinga gukora animasiyo kumikino.

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Nifuzaga kuba umuganga kandi sinabikora. Nanyuzwe numwuga wanjye wubu, kandi cyane, ariko igihe cyose mbona abantu mumakoti yera, numva ibyiyumvo bidashoboka ko kubisobanura.

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Ubwana bwose bwagaragaye bwakoraga mu guhanga. Yanditse ibitabo bishushanyije, ibipupe. Kandi ntabwo yabaye umuhanzi wabigize umwuga, kubera ko mu mujyi wacu nta kaminuza yari afite umwirondoro nk'uwo, kandi mu ishuri ngo akekwaho ishuri ribi. Ariko byari bigishoboka byose kugirango ukwirakwize ibishushanyo bye. Ndibuka uburyo igitabo cya mbere cyamahanga cyaje muri posita ukuri kwa 11 Nzeri. Mfite umunezero, kandi hano ni.

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Nifuzaga kuba Umunezi mu bwana bwanjye kuko natekereje ko iyo mijyi ya kera yashira hamwe n'abantu bagiye munsi y'ubutaka kuko nta muntu wababona. Kwikiza wenyine. Noneho, ubwo namenye ko gushyingurwa munsi yumuco ntibinteye imbere, nahisemo kuba umucukuzi, hanyuma mpitamo kuba umuhanzi ukize kandi uzwi cyane. Hamwe n'ibinure, ubu ndarwana, biracyafite ibyamamare hamwe nubutunzi budafite akamaro.

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Igihe kamera ya digitale zagaragaye, nashimishijwe cyane, ibi nibyo rwose nahoraga nshaka kuri kamera: kugirango ishusho igaragare ako kanya.

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Yabaye mu mujyi muto, aho ku ya 9 Gicurasi gusa, babyaye umunyu mu nda. Yarose kugirango ahindukire kuri salute hanyuma urebe salut allennium. Noneho idirishya riherereye muburyo shopt zose za fireworklovka hamwe nubutaka bwamazi (usibye hasi) ibyanjye !!! Urashobora kwicara ku idirishya no guhumuriza. Nabonye. Banyuzwe.

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Y'imyaka ku nzozi z'abana: "Genda mu bubiko bwibitabo, hitamo ibitabo byiza cyane, noneho birashimishije cyane, bityo rero ibyo amafaranga yose atarangiriye." Byabaye impamo mugihe impano zumwaka mushya zegeranijwe - amasomero yimfubyi. Ubwiza nk'ubwo bwatsinzwe, butangaje.

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Nashakaga gukura vuba, nzaba wenyine, mfata ibyemezo no gusubiza ubwanjye, kandi byaje kuba byiza, nkuko nabitanzwe mubwana bwanjye. Injangwe - cheque, umuryango worohewe mu mutwe, ntukarahire kandi wubahe - kugenzura. Ariko icyogajuru nticyahindutse

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Yarose kuba umwaka wavumbuwe muri 5-7. Igice cyabaye impamo kuva 14 kugeza 21 mumijyi igezweho.

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Nari mfite inzozi mbi mu bwana. Nasengaga kureba Windows mugihe yagiye ahantu runaka. Nifuzaga cyane kubona uko abantu babaho. (Niyo mpamvu - ninde uzanzi?) Nashakaga ubwoba. Urumva uwo ari we wabayeho mbere mugihe cyoherejwe kugirango akoreshwe nkinzandiko ziri mu ibarura!

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Natekereje mu bwana bwanjye ko kugurisha mu ishami rya bombo byose bya bombo nkaho ari ayabo kandi bashoboraga kubarya uko bashaka, nuko narose gukora amafaranga angahe. Umucuruzi wasohoye ntabwo yabaye impamo, ariko hamwe na bombo byabaye impamo, none hano ni ukubigeraho rwose, kandi muri rusange, ibijumba bikonje.

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Mu myaka 2, nisubije kuba umushoferi wa Tram - ni ukuri, kandi nka! Muri icyo gihe, inzozi zagaragaye kuri kamera ye - kandi byabaye impamo, ariko ntabwo ako kanya.

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Igipupe cy'amazi cyaguzwe mu myaka 43 43, cya kera. Noneho ibindi bibiri.

Yarose ingendo, yasuye ibihugu 86, mu gihe nta mahirwe akiriho, mfite imbwa ebyiri zigeze mu za bukuru, ntibazasubika gutandukana. Noneho birashoboka.

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Inzozi zidasanzwe kumukobwa ufite umusatsi wijimye wagombaga guhinduka umukobwa wa shelegi. Nishimiye rwose "ubwiza", ariko abatine mu mukobwa wa shelegi bambaze blonde ya kera yubururu. Isohozwa rya Boca ntirishobora guhura igihe yafunguye igihe cya "Depmorozov" uwahoze ari umugabo wanjye ni umukinnyi. Mu mwaka wa gatatu yahisemo gukora inama na njye, kandi ibara ry'umusatsi ntititiranya. Wow, yashoye imyaka myinshi.

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Narose kuba umuperingizo kugirango tugendere muburyo, kandi umugabo wa gisirikare ategereza ko agarutse. Kubera iyo mpamvu, nize muri kaminuza ifite ifishi (ku kigero cy'amahoro cyane, kandi ifishi yatoroheye cyane), kandi umugabo ntasohoka mu ngendo z'ubucuruzi.

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Njye, muri rusange, nishimiye ko inzozi z'abana banjye zitabaye impamo. Kuberako narose gupfa? Kandi kugeza ubu muzima kandi ndashaka kubaho nkibinini byinshi, ndabikunda.

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