Impeshyi mu turere twacu (no munsi yacu, turashaka kuvuga impande zose aho abantu bacu baba) baza hafi yimbeho - mu buryo butunguranye kandi bitenguha cyane!
Kandi birateye isoni cyane cyane - bisa nkaho ikoti ryubwoya ari ryonyine ryuzuyemo kandi ryuzuye kuri mezzanine, ariko igihe kirageze cyo kuyibona. Ariko amaherezo, ntabwo turi abambere kuri twe kandi twakoze urutonde ruto rwibyadufasha kurokoka "igitero cyo gutangira kugwa."
- Icya mbere, birakenewe kureba ukuri no kwemera ko muri iki cyiti gishobora kwitiranya no kugwa kandi izina ryukwezi kuri ecran rya Smartphone ryavugaga kubaho kwayo. Kandi uhereye kuri ibi bikurikiranye ko Nzeri idatandukanye cyane na kamena ku gipimo cy'imvura. Muri rusange, ibyo byose ni ibitekerezo, niko uvuze, nimugoroba!
- Kureba mu idirishya mu gitondo! Urabona gnomes ntoya yatetse hamwe nigicana kinini na glanlie? Noneho wibuke kumva mugihe ababyeyi bohereje muri Nzeri kugeza ku ishuri, bafite indabyo kandi bafite imiheto yera n'ikimenyetso cyo kwiyegurira ibiruhuko. Noneho ubu hariho ikawa kuri wewe, ibuka ko udakeneye kujya mwishuri, ntabwo wambaye amakamba igihe kirekire, ahubwo wakoraga mu isaha imwe gusa. Kumwenyura? Ikintu!
- Bivuze icyuho kugirango bigire isoni! N'ubundi kandi, mu biruhuko, impamvu iyo ari yo yose ni nziza! Kusanya inshuti kandi uhita ugaragara ko igihe cyumwaka atari ngombwa - ikintu cyingenzi nuko hariho impamvu yo guterana! Iyo ugeze kuri Apogee, ukeneye rwose ku ndirimbo za athilete - "Impeshyi, Impeshyi, reka tubaze amababi ..." (Ugomba gushimangira ijuru ... "(Ugomba gushimangira)
- Witegure icyi! Ni ukuvuga, kubagore mugihe cyizuba - kandi bizaba, byanze bikunze (kugirango hatavuzwe nabagore)! Gutegura uko uzakoresha iyi probe yizuba rikurikira - kuri verandas utagize umwanya wo kunywa cocktail cyangwa akazu kayo kataratandagurika?
- Igure ikintu - ibi buri gihe bikora! Muri rusange, fata itegeko ryo gutangira icyuho cyo guhaha - kimwe, amaherezo, intangiriro yigihembwe gishya cyimyambarire nimpamvu yo kwirata imyenda mishya. Kandi uzi iki? Gura ikintu cyiza! Ninde wavuze ko amabara meza arakwiye gusa mugihe cyizuba gusa?
- Kuvugurura imisatsi kandi wenda nibara ryimisatsi! Mubisanzwe ubikore mu mpeshyi, ariko ntitwandikiwe! Impeshyi ni isoko imwe, gusa kubinyuranye!
- Muri rusange muri ubu buzima, usibye tarch ya tar, hari ikiyiko cyubuki - umusabe! Kurugero, mubyukuri shampiyona yo koga irari inyuma, hariho ibihembo bishimishije. Urashobora kwidagadura mu ndyo hanyuma ugahagarika kogosha ibyiza. Igure icyo icyi cyose cyita ku mpeshyi, ariko ishusho ya koga ntabwo yaguhaye ibi kugirango azuze ibi by'umwami, kandi akarya, akijije igice cyose, mu mutwe ukesha mu gihe cy'ingugu!
- URASHOBORA GUKORESHA UMUNSI W'UMWAKA MU BURYO BWANDITSWE - Inguni nziza Icyatsi! Reka ikintu kirube n'icyatsi, nubwo hanze yidirishya! Ikintu nyamukuru kumazi ntiyibagiwe kandi uzaba agace k'impeshyi umwaka wose.
- Reba kuri firime imwe kandi nziza hafi yizuba! Kurugero, "Uroroshye Ugushyingo" - Nibyo, niba waranze kugwa, gusa kubera abakozi batondekanye, ariko ntibiterwa nukwezi gushya biri kuri kalendari!
- Uratekereza ko amezi atatu gusa yizuba - ni akarengane kabuhari? Bwira abanzana ibyumweru bibiri. Hano, ninde uzi neza amagambo "hafi yimbeho"!
Byongeye kandi, izuba ryinshi ryangiza uruhu - tekereza ko ibidukikije byashyizemo inzira za Chentotherapie neza muri ikirere cyacu kandi uzimye solarium mbere yuko witiranya na Nawomi. Ntabwo arimpamvu yo kwishima?
Muri rusange - Kurya ibyo ushaka, ntukajye mwishuri, gutemberana n'inshuti, guhanagura kugura na cream. Kandi by the way, kugwa byavutse Ryan Gosling na Hugh Jackman, hanyuma nyuma yibyo ashobora gukora ibyo ashaka! Gutsindishirizwa bidasubirwaho!