Psychologiya ni umwuga udashishikarizwa kubantu. Rimwe na rimwe - kubwamahirwe. Ibintu bimwe "tyopiihologiste" bimaze gukorerwa urubozo kugirango wumve inshuti, abo tuziranye kandi badafite uburenganzira batamenyerewe badafite uburenganzira kuba n'abakiriya!
#umuntu
Ati: "Muri amakimbirane, muri psychologue, abahanga mu bya Preciste bagomba kuba beza kandi bakavuga!"Ntanumwe muri code iyo ari yo yose ya psychologue ntabwo yanditse ko ngomba kumwenyura umuntu wirengagije ibyifuzo byose byo kwitwara neza kandi nkaba nta guca umuzi hasi muri lift kandi ntatwaze imodoka kubitswe neza uburiri.
# 2.
"Nkeneye gukora ikintu hano, sinshaka gukora, ntera!"
Nshobora kwerekeza gusa kuza aho ndi. Kubwibyo, sinkeneye no kuvuga imitekerereze yUburusiya kubwibi, kandi ndabyibuka kumwanya muremure - igifu.
# 3.
"Wow wowe, uri psychologue? Kandi tekereza ibyo ntekereza ubu! "Kuri ubu uratekereza ko abahanga mu bya politiki ari telepath, biragaragara. Noneho tekereza kubyo ntekereza kurwego rwubwenge bwawe.
#four
"Ntibishoboka gutongana na psychologue, ni byiza kugenda ako kanya, kandi bazabikora hypnotizi!"
Umaze kubahiriza neza. Birasa kuri TV. Saba gukeka umuyoboro - redv?
#ibisobanuro
"Kuki ubabaye cyane? Uri umuhanga mu by'imitekerereze, ibitekerezo byawe byiza biri he? "Nka psychologue, mbona icumbi ryumubabaro muri iki gihe hamwe nigikorwa gikenewe kandi cyiza, ubu butumwa bugaragaza kukureba, umuntu.
# 6.
"Mpa inama nk'umunywa psychologue ..."
Nka psychologue, ntabwo mfite uburenganzira bwo kuguha inama. Gusa mubantu ndabishoboye, ariko wowe, ndareba, ntashimishwa.
# 7.
"Niki unkomeza, abahanga mu bya psychologue bagomba gutega amatwi abantu!"
Ku kazi. Kandi wampagaritse kumuhanda ukurura umwanzuro kuburyo utakunda mama mubwana bwanjye. Ndababara, ariko mfite. By the way, ngwino ukwakira uhembwa kumva imipaka yihariye nuburyo batazamuka.
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