Abantu bagabanyijemo rwose ubwoko bubiri. N'inzobere mu bwoko bumwe niba atari uk koresha urwa kabiri, hanyuma uyirukane kugera kubishoboka. Amafoto meza yumwana atanga kugerageza gukurikiza inama zubwenge mama: kugirango ukemure amakimbirane n'amagambo, ntabwo ahinduka. Kandi tekereza: Birashoboka ko ushobora kubona umuntu ukunda Arwanya Acagenoniste?
Ibihunyira v Zhavoron
Urunama y'amazuru amasaha abiri, kandi asubiramo ati: "Ubu buryo, umunota!" - Kandi akomanga kuri clave, nk'inkombe ya dyatlov-ingufu. Cyangwa: ufite inzozi ziryoshye, kandi ni isafuriya: Gruk! Gruck! Rwiza mu Bwongereza !!! Niki sartre yavuze kubyerekeye "ikuzimu ni ikindi!"? ..
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? Izere undi ko ikirego kitarakaye, ariko rwose kirababara. N'ibikorwa bye byose "mu ifasi y'igihe cyo gutera amakimbirane" (reka tuvuge, kuva icyenda kugeza saa cyenda kugeza kuri cumi n'icumi mu gitondo) kugeza ku ntangiriro. Amaherezo, mudasobwa igendanwa irashobora guhuzwa nigikoni no kuvomera ibisimba kugirango yandike raporo yihutirwa ya saa sita z'ijoro, kandi ifunguro rya mu gitondo kwitegura kuva nimugoroba. Kandi ibihunyira birashobora gukurura guteka!
"Ashyushye" na "Kuvuka"
"Guhumeka!" - Gutaka Ivantpetrovich, kandi kuko amaso yemeza agenda kandi ahagije afite ikaze aseka. "Ndi kubera ko muri mwebwe dutontoma eshatu!" - Amarame yashakanye, kandi kujijuka cyerekana glande izwi. Akazi kariho iki, urimo uvuga iki?
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? Umuyaga wo gushyiramo +24 Celsius, kandi ninde uzavugwa - Ingingo z'ingingo nyinshi (guhera kuri twe) ko aribwo buryo bwiza kumpande zombi. Muri demokarasi hose ku biro bitewe n'ibikenewe by'ikirere. Mubupfura utanga Merzlywaks to Grei. Kugirango witondere abakeneye rwose ibihe bidasanzwe - kurugero, niba umuntu nkukuri nyuma yumusonga, neza, hakurya, sohoka kenshi. Hanyuma, gusa witonze kandi mwiza. Na ivanopepererevich, na Marivanne mu bugingo irashaka komeza n'ubwuzu. Ahubwo: "Uranjyana mu isanduku!" - Molvoli kubwamagambo meza. Kandi iyambere itangwa lemonadics, na segol ya kabiri.
Umuyobozi V. Abayoborwa
"Twerekana iterambere nabi!" - Induru igitsina arkudy, uhamagarira abantu bose kuri ubwonko. Irashaka rwose ibyiza n'ubutabera. "Umukwe wanjye azahita yibagirwa!" - Gutontoma Umutima uva mubijyanye nubukungu, ntushaka kuguma nyuma ya gatandatu. Ari ushaka ubutabera n'ibyiza. Bashaka ikintu kimwe: ariko kuri bo ni ibintu bitesha agaciro.
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? UMUTWE, Vugana n'abayobowe mu rurimi rwabo! Guhangayikishwa no kwiyumvisha mu mwanya wabo. Nibyiza, ku ngoma numukozi wahawe akazi wibipimo byawe hamwe nabanywanyi bawe. Arimo gushaka aho ari byiza, kurwanya ubwenge bwabantu, neza, ntizahindurwa. Mubwire ko udushya tuzatuma ikigega cya premium. Abayoborwa, vugana na shobuja ukurikije imyumvire ye! Nibyiza, ku itara, umuyobozi, ufite abana bangahe kandi bafite imyaka ingana. Mubwire kunoza imikorere (nibyiza kuri bimwe byijana) kandi bikenewe gukangurira abantu gushishikariza abakozi!
Ibikomoka ku bimera V Gusa
"Nigute ushobora kurya imirambo?!" - Umukobwa wo mu nzu, avuza induru muri seleri. "Ukeneye poroteyine, uzakubita ibinono byawe!" - Kanda Mama, Papa, nyirabukwe, nyirakuru, nyirakuru, ukikije igitambo hamwe n'ibibabi by'umuganwa.
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? Kugirango ubeho une kandi urye ukwe - uburyo bwo kuzigama cyane kubafana muburyo butandukanye bwo kuzuza amasahani. Iyo inama - kunywa impeta hamwe na bombo. Kuganira ku ngingo yo gutanga kirazira ikomeye. Niba impande zombi zigaragaza idateyoya ibinyuranye, bibaho byombi. Nibyiza gusya: "Umuntu wese afite inkoko," kuruta kurya nta munyu no gutanga ibirungo.
Abamotari V. Abatwara amagare
"Gusa bits birashobora gutwarwa muriyi psychos kugirango iyinzi ntizigendere!" - Ba nyiri imodoka. "Avatals-Abicanyi, Toyota yatangaje kandi mu gihe cya mutereto kuri buri wese, ufite imodoka byibuze bihendutse!" - induru mu gusubiza hipsters. Kandi abantu bose bahita bayobora imanza icumi, mugihe "hano ari uyumunsi."
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? Koresha ikibazo cyo gukora amahugurwa yingirakamaro kubuntu kubwo kutihangana mu buryo bugaragara ko hari ibiganiro bidafite ishingiro bidafite ubwenge wa LA "abantu bose ba magare", "abantu bose", "isi yose". Imanza zitanga kugirango bakore abapolisi batojwe byumwihariko muburyo bwanditse. Ubutumwa ku mucyo. Shakisha kandi usubiremo amategeko yumuhanda.
ABASHINGANO V. Kunyerera
Kuri we, umukungugu uri kuri monitor nimpamvu ya Migraine kumunsi. Kuri we, urutoki ku itara ni ibisanzwe, ibikoresho byiza n'ubwisanzure bw'imbere. Ninde wambere utanga amanota ya sima? ..
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? Akchachy, niba ashaka kubungabunga no kubana na Merija (ahasigaye mu rundi rubanda ruri mu bikinisho byuzuye), n'ubuzima bwo mu mutwe, agomba kwemera ko isuku mu nzu iri kuri yo, iyegere. Nerine irashobora gushinga ikintu runaka, andika indobo rimwe kumunsi. Cyangwa gushaka amafaranga ku isuku. Kumwigisha kubushake kubushake ntibishoboka. Ntabwo yibye akajagari. Nta mubona. Iri tegeko, ridashidikanywayo kandi ridahungabana nk "" iracyari kuzunguruka. " Kandi aracyakeneye kuva muburyo bumwe bwihariye munzu aho ibintu byose bizaba hejuru, nkuko byishimye.
Wuburano V. Amasoko
Umwe afite ubwoba kuruta gutinda kumunota icumi: Karaul, ubufasha, yiba igihe cye! Undi ntacyo ashoboye gukora ikintu icyo ari cyo cyose, niba atari Dedeine, Baietnote, yahise atangira igihe cyose kandi uzigame gusa jerk gusa kugirango uhagarike Crane. Nibyiza, ntabwo biza kuri we byuzuye ubuzima, nubwo wishe isaha yo gutabaza.
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? Utanga umurimo wanditse ko wabuze - reka igihe gifite ibigega: birakenewe kuwa gatanu - usabwe kuwa kabiri, bizaba kuwa gatanu. Urashimangira ko utinda uhatira umuhanga - Garagaza ubuhanga bwawe bwiza. Niba ukuri ari ibisubizo bya super-mega, bagomba kwihanganira isegonda yawe yanyuma, ntazajya ahandi! Niba atari byo, ugomba gutangira uwateguye.
Grammar-Nazi na "Troechniki"
Ni inshuti yawe, azagukiza mu muriro kandi atanga ibyatsi byanyuma hamwe n'impongo. Ariko yanditswe ngo ahumeka kandi yizera ko iyo parasute ihindukiriye parasute, bose bazahaguruka. Ariko nifiga! Kumena!
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? Mubyukuri, ikibazo hano kuri dipolome: Ntabwo ari iyamamaza ryisanzuye kubabaza, cyangwa imyanya ya Vaenga mu nzozi ziteye ubwoba ntabwo, birashoboka, birashoboka ko inyandiko ya pompe gato. Niki gukora ni ugurira mumarira yamaraso kuva mu nyandiko za gicuti? Mubaze mu gicuti kugirango witondere amarozi agenga amarozi. Kandi iyo banditse kubintu byingenzi, gusa funga amaso kandi ntugashyire icyifuzo cyo gufasha cyangwa kumenyekana kumutima. Kandi ninde woroshye, Rosenhal yarababajwe kandi aradutegeka.
"Uburenganzira ku kuki" V. "Kuramo Pop"
Mubihe aho uku guhangana no gushyingirwa, gushyingirwa akenshi bisenyuka. Ntibishoboka gukora umukinnyi wumuntu ushaka "kwishimira ubuzima no kwifata uko ari." Urashobora usibye kumuvuma no kwangiza imitsi. Birumvikana ko umukinnyi yirengagijwe muri Hedonist ndetse arujuje ibisabwa. Ariko mubihe bibi, iyi napantam irashobora kurabya no kunuka.
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? Nibyo, ntugomba guhuza ibitekerezo byabandi kubyerekeye ubwiza. Nigute wabikuramo? Urwenya - twese! Byongeye kandi, nibyiza ntabwo ari bander muri aderesi yuwo muhanganye (muri uyu murima utimuka cyangwa nyuma urashobora gukora kuwundi), no kwicwagura. "Yego, Nabyibushye, nka HippopoTam - ariko urabona ubwoko bwamayobera! Gloria nintwari yanjye! Muri rusange, hippiect ni inyamanswa, utinye rero kunegura! "
"Mimmi Inyamaswa" V. "Gadut hano"
Abakundana ba Fauna burigihe bafite ubwiza cyane, bararerwa, bahembwa, bamenyereye inkono kandi hafi ya chess. Abahererezi abahanitse ibidukikije bya metero Reba ahantu hane hashobora kumeneka kuruhande nibindi birenga kugeza kuri Parike. Bafite ubwoba kugirango imbwa zirwanya ubwoba bunywa itabi.
Nigute ushobora kuba hano? Nyiri fauna agomba guhora afite urusaku, igikapu, icyemezo, kidasanzwe cya Fauna no kumwenyura. Urengera ikibuga ni kumwenyura kimwe hamwe nurutonde rwibibazo byihariye, bigaragazwa muburyo bukwiye kandi bufatika. Hano hari pope - hariho ubutaka bwo kuganira. Oya - Gushimangira amasakoshi!
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