Birakenewe kuruhuka kugirango ijuru rihinda umushyitsi kandi riteye isoni. Bamaze kuhagera, ugomba kwandika isubiramo ku mashyamba - kugira ngo ibiruhuko bishinzwe igenamigambi byatandukanijwe. Pic.ru yakusanyije icyegeranyo cyibishishwa ushobora kwigira kuri ubwo buhanzi!
Nyuma yo gusiganwa twakoze ishyamba
"Bakimara kuva muri bisi, bumvaga ari bibi ... Ushinzwe kwakira abashyitsi arasa neza, yuzuye neza hamwe n'abantu bigisha. Ahanini, Abanyaturukiya ... Umuntu wese utuye mucyumba, asubira mu cyumba, asubiza mu Cyakira kandi asaba guhindura icyumba, hoteri, umujyi, igihugu, igice, umubumbe hanyuma ku rutonde. Isake yumuntu, umuntu afite igitaga cyose cya Khalasar mu bwiherero ... "
Hanyuma, Khalasar igitagangurirwa yajyaga kubantu bahumeka hamwe nabantu ... (hano nibindi - hafi.
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"Hoteri ni eshatu eshatu. Ariko hamwe nigorofa yo hejuru ya hoteri yirengagije irimbi. Kubwibyo, ngira ngo inyanja atari igishya cya mbere! "
Kwica logic!
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Kuki, igishimishije, muri hoteri yose? Hano hari verisiyo ...
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Ati: "Igitabo gikenewe cyo gufata gushakisha umuhogo na scrotum icyarimwe. Witonze urebe mumaso hanyuma ubaze ikibazo cyo gutegereza igisubizo. Buri gihe wasubijwe byihuse kuruta ikibazo gifite igihe cyo kurangiza. "
Ntibitangaje rero. Ninde watinda mubihe nkibi?
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"Animation. Nimugoroba bingo. Ku munsi wa gatanu nashakaga kwica hamwe na 59 duhuha hamwe nigikombe cya plastike. Ku munsi w'imbyino yubwato. Birashoboka rwose ko barishimye. Ibyo ari byo byose, byasaga nkaho aribyo. Njye kabiri mubuzima bwanjye twize kuva mu ntangiriro kugeza. Iya mbere, by the way, yubatswe mu gisirikare hashize imyaka 25. "
Iterambere Jurk, ariko.
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"Niba hari umuntu ujya muri iyi hoteri - uzane animateur kilometero y'imbuto, kapiteni w'indabi z'indabyo, cyangwa ikintu cyacu cyiza - umuntu ararambiwe cyane."
Mbere, nostalgia yakwegereye birchms, none ni nka.
Ati: "Twajyanywe mucyumba kireba igisenge kandi ibi nubwo twishyuye ibitekerezo ku ishyamba! Kandi nyuma yo gusiganwa twakoze ishyamba. "
Ni madrid
"Umugabo wasangiye ifunguro rya saa sita mu kuzingisha bamwe batangiye kumeza ku meza, bategereje igihe umuryango we warangirizaga desert (mu nzira, kandi, ibintu byose byoga), byatangiye kuzamuka cream ku zuba. Ibitekerezo by'icyicaro bititaye ku buryo bidahari bigaragarira mu kwishushanya. "
ZEN n'ubuhanzi bwo kwita kuri tatouage.
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"Sinkiri Nagy muri Turukiya."
Nambaye nawe, birashoboka ko nta bwenge.
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Irashobora no gutwikira. Muburyo busanzwe, igitambaro ...
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"Hoteri ntabwo ivuga Ikirusiya, gusa mu Cyongereza (Kubwamahirwe tuzi nabi)."
Kubwamahirwe, Ikirusiya wabizi cyane.
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Biro "hari ubwoko bwa biro. Baza: "Ai Preña Gow Tu Ze Madrid. AI ifite Bai Tu ("ouan" - imwe, "tu" - ebyiri) itike we ni madrid. "
JES! Turi spike gusas kumasomo ya uan. Ubungubu Khat Gow we Madrid!
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"Iki gitabo kandi gifite kwandika nabi ururimi rw'icyongereza no kuvuga."
Nari kunyura kubasobanuzi hejuru.
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"Umusabwe ku wakora igice cy'igitondo cy'ibisimba byagirira ishyari t. Ulyanov, witwaga Lenin hamwe na Calkar ye yo ku izina rya Mausoleum."
Kandi nashoboraga kugirira ishyari uburyo bwo kwiyerekana.
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"Ntabwo basukuye neza, ntibashyire mu makimbirane - ntutegereze."
Ibibazo bibiri: isesemi na diarrhea
"Ubworoherane bwa papa, wakuyeho icupa rya vodka wo mu gikapu, ashyira imvura ivuga ko ubwambere mu gihe cya mbere mu bihugu byinshi ndetse n'igihugu kuri bo nk'impano mu buryo bwa A. Vodka - Jye na mama twiyitiriye kubona ko tutamenyereye. Ariko papa amwenyura kuri 32 yamuhaye ibisubizo - icyumba cyahawe ibyiza ... "
Kuri 32 cyangwa 0,5?
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"Ndatekereza ukuntu ari bibi bishobora kongera ibiryo ntabishaka, ariko bikenewe."
Hanyuma asa nkaho! ..
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Umushakashatsi no mu biruhuko bikora udafite umugwaneza.
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"Oya, ugomba kurya bike, kunywa bike - nishimiye. Ariko, nasuzumye cyane, nahisemo ko, niba uhinduye indyo hanyuma ukanga kunywa, hanyuma mubyumweru bibiri natakazaga iminsi cumi nine gusa. "
Kandi ukuri gushingiye rwose!
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"Abarusiya bahuye na babiri babiri, n'ibibazo byose (isesemi, impiswi)".
Guhura? Ntutekereze!
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"Ibiryo byagenzuwe na gereza irwaye, ku buryo rero hasigaye!"
Shyira - gutekereza starlitz.
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"N'umutombe warokotse mu gitondo."
Bararokotse nimugoroba.
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"Nyuma yicyumweru cyibiribwa muriyi cyumba cyo kuriramo, jye n'umugore wanjye na ndumvaga kwambura ibiryo, ku nyanja, kugeza ku buzima."
Bromine hariya, ni iki cyongewe ku biryo?
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Byarangiye, birashobora gukoreshwa nkikizamini cyibirimo inzoga zamaraso! Cyangwa gusoma nka rap.
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"Mu gutegereza igihe akabari katangiraga (10.00), yamaze iminsi 6 isigaye!"
Hmm, igitekerezo cyiza.
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"Tumaze iminsi itatu tugatangira gato kwibanda ku butaka, nagerageje kugera mu mirambo yawe ku bimenyetso - ntabwo byagenze ..."
Mbandikiye mu kabari kumunsi wa gatandatu ...
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"Hari umwana w'intama, ariko mfite amakenga ko ari ihene."
Kuberako ihene igisubizo - Umwagazi w'intama wavuga mu buzima.
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"Birasa nkaho kurya inyama, n'inkoko, n'amafi, ariko byose muri verisiyo imwe! Umuntu azatekereza ko njye n'umugabo wanjye baretse ibiryo, ariko oya ... Niba ndeba ibiryo kandi ntivuga ku byo byinshi! "
Ibitinda umwenda
"Amazi ashyushye, dogere 27-28, yazamutse saa 8.30 hanyuma asuka ku munota kugeza saa 12 nyuma ya saa sita. Inyanja ifite isuku, ifite ibikoresho, ariko ntabwo twigeze tubagirira akamaro. "
Kumenyekana kenshi, NDA.
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Mubyukuri, uburyohe nibara, ni ukuvuga ubwiza nubugwaneza, nta gutsema.
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"Mu kazu ni byiza, hari firigo na Macrovenan."
No mu nzu ndangamurage - Stere Lisa.
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"Igishusho cy'umuhungu w'umuhungu watengushye ubunini buke."
Kandi ni iki washakaga mu muhungu?
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"Muri imwe mu isubiramo Soma: Kubura icyumba - inkoni kuri papa w'umwenda mu bwiherero, wemeze: inkoni."
Abatangabuhamya babiri ni. Uzabikora?
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O. Iki nikitekerezo cyo guhanga! Sinigeze ngerageza guhisha amakosa ahisha amakosa.
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"Witondere niba ufite umuyobozi ku rugendo ruyobowe na Laisa wo mu myaka yo hagati hamwe no kutagira ikirusiya. Akora ibikorwa byanduye. "
Duhereye aha hantu, nyamuneka, muburyo burambuye, turabishaka!
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Ati: "Tuvugishije ukuri, biragoye kwandika ibya hoteri, kuko ntabwo nabibonye hamwe no kureba neza ... Nabyutse - uyu mugore wambaye ubusa, ndayashyira mu icumbi 5. Bibajije Muri Cafe ikurikira, yagiye kugenda. Ku yakirwa, ntacyo bavuze ko baraye - mubisanzwe muri hoteri buzat. Nkuko byagaragaye, twakomeje kandi mucyumba kandi umuryango ufasha gufungura - Nabishyize hanze kuriyi serivisi saa moko hafi ya mugitondo ntabwo yariye, kuko Nta byeri, nashyize ibiryo 4. Ukoresheje inzira, ndacyahuye n'uyu mukobwa, nzakora ubukwe muri Repubulika ya Ceki! "
Vuga, waruhutse neza? Oya, iyi ni eugene yaruhutse neza!
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"Reka uburambe bwacu bushira buzaba inyenyeri."
Amen! Ni ukuvuga, bizaba byiza.