Ibyo byabaye, uzareba urutonde rwawe rwinshuti, kurugero, muri Facebook, kandi igitekerezo cyamagambo gikubita mumutwe winyoni yakomeretse: "Mama, abo bantu bose?!". Ariko niba uboshye ubumwe ku gukingutsi, bigaragaye ko yogurt zose zifite akamaro kanini. Bamwe na bo bari.
Rero, muri frradas yacu byanze bikunze ihari:
Abafana
Ntabwo bitaye kubyo twandika kandi ko dufata amashusho, kuko basa na wenyine hamwe nicyo gihe kiherekeza Barya ham. Abafana uko ari byo yose bazishimira. Nibyiza, hari uburyo bubiri: waba uri umuhanga, cyangwa ayo mafiriti yose - anacestic anacephali. Ibishoboka bya kabiri ni bito duto - erega, uburenganzira, ntibushobora kuba anacefAs abantu nkabo beza.
Itsinda ryunganira (ryahinduwe kuva Ikilatini - Kurwanya Hamsters)
Muri aba bantu birashobora kuba ubwoko budashimishije. Barashobora kwandika muburyo bwamagambo twanditse kugirango tugire isoni. Barashobora kugaragara cyane kumashusho. Birashoboka ko bamwe muri bo ndetse bicaye muri gereza. Ariko ntacyo bitwaye, kuko bihutira guhobera igihe cyose umuntu akubabaje. Cyangwa ntutemeke gusa nawe. Birahagije gutanga umurongo, vuga "fas" - kandi witeguye. Umwanzi azasinda kuri pischi kandi atwikiriye igice kinini cyibicuruzwa bya metabolike. Kuri Nonfig.Abatavuga rumwe
Ibi ni bimwe bidasanzwe, aho dutoza imbaraga z'ubushake. Ntibyumvikana natwe. Muri byose cyangwa ikintu cyamahame. Buri mwanya, buri gitekerezo igitekerezo - icyuma mumutima. Ariko kubyimba kubwumvikane numwanya hamwe numwanya nibidasanzwe. Kandi turabyihanganira, tunuzi amenyo, kuko Zuckerberg adaha umuntu ibirenze uwo dushobora gufata.
Byiza
Aba burigihe babeshya. Impano zisubikwa. Kandi, birumvikana ko injangwe zisubikwa, aho nta magambo. Urupapuro rwabo rwangiritse hamwe nindabyo za nyasy kandi nta gitekerezo kidafite agaciro emoticon. Muri ubwogero bwumva ko ibintu bibi biteye ubwoba, ariko ukuboko ntabwo kuzamuka. Kuko milyai.Abatanga ibitekerezo
Birasa nkaho bakurikirana page yawe buri masegonda mirongo itatu, nka antivirus nziza. Birasa nkaho ubwo bwisanzure bwigihe cyubusa. Oya, Babikora bate? Amasegonda atatu, kandi umaze gukunda bitandatu nibindi bitatu. Byiza, yego. Ibi birashoboka cyane ko ari byiza kwihesha agaciro iminyururu - kubashimira gusa ushobora kumva ko isanzure ititaye kubyo utekereza ku ishusho nshya ya Rene Zelweger.
NOSSA irenga
Izi ibikeri biri mu rugamba ruhoraho rwo kurwanya isi. Kandi natwe, uko tubona ko ari umwe mu baburanyi. Ninde utahisemo uruhande, umwanzi ubuziraherezo. Hagati y'igihe cyo kwiyambaza ibihe nk'ibi, umuntu utagira umucyo azagerageza kwitwaza ko yazimye interineti, mudasobwa, amashanyarazi, terefone, gaze, amazi na sisitemu. Kandi ntabwo byashobokaga kwinjira murusobe. Ariko ntiwumve, ntibizafasha. Umutwaro uremereye - inshuti ifite kwibuka. Mu kwezi, arasaba cyane ati: "Waba uri ku bazungu cyangwa umutuku?", Kandi, umaze kubona ibyiringiro mu nkunga atagabanijwe, ultimatitive azakenera kuvuga "umweru" ko ari kakaha.Bots
Ni ukuvuga, mubyukuri, kubaho abantu. Ariko, uko bigaragara, wavukiye mu mwaka wa bot, kandi inyenyeri ni ibintu byimitima. Ba tape yabo yose igizwe nibizamini, yerekanwe na kopi-paste yapimwe na terabyte. Ibyo bikatizera bizera bivuye ku mutima ko bakwitayeho. Kandi ntiwumve, utazi ko usanzwe muri kaseti imyaka itanu, nkuko utagaragaza.
Umukara-amaso Yibuka-Gupfa
Nk'ubutegetsi, ni abanyamahanga, ariko ntabwo byanze bikunze. Kuri buri mukobwa washyize mu kaga umwirondoro ufunguye mu mbuga nkoranyambaga, imbaga y'umurabira yahise iganwa, yasinziriye amashanyarazi adahimbaga, emoticons mu buryo bw'imitima no kushimwa, nka: "Uri ukwezi mu kirere n'izuba muri Umutima wanjye, urakoze kubabyeyi bawe kubiremwa byiza nkibi, mfite imyaka 40, ndi umucuruzi ukize kandi ndi wenyine, muraho. " Kujijuka ntibifasha, bifatwa gusa mu kubakwirakwiza, ni ukuvuga ibendera.IDIOT YIGA
Bene, nk'ubutegetsi, mu nshuti ni umwe gusa (ntazongera kwihanganira imitsi), ariko byatoranijwe. Asuzugura. Byiza cyane kandi bihesha. Mu buryo bwuzuye, ibigega, muri rusange, birasekeje rwose. Igihe kimwe wagerageje gutongana nawe, kugirango ugaragaze ko igitego ari umukopera, kandi ntabwo, nk'urugero. Ntabwo utongana nawe. Gusa utegereje urupapuro runaka rudahagije kandi rucecetse munsi yo gufunga - baravuga, ariko, umuswa urangiye, birabaho? Abafana hamwe na thesisi bahita babyemera, kuvuza ibikomeye bifata uruhande rwawe, kandi hamsters yo kurwana yiruka mu gihimbano mu bitekerezo, icarayo iminsi itatu n'amajoro atatu, kandi urashaka kwiyahura, kandi utarasoma ibitekerezo 9234 mu cyiciro cya kabiri N'ibyishimo. Inshuti nkiyi ni ingirakamaro.
Inshuti
Inshuti gusa. Aba ni abantu badasanzwe tuzi mubuzima busanzwe. Hamwe natwe turi inshuti mubuzima busanzwe. Kandi byoroshye cyane guceceka no mumiyoboro rusange.