Ibimenyetso 10 Ubusaza bwaturitse

Igitekerezo cya mwene wabo ni kinini kuburyo, wenda, ntabwo ari byiza cyane kwita cyane. Ariko hariho ibimenyetso byo guhinga umuntu utandukanye udashobora kubona.

Mubyukuri, amanota 10 ntabwo ari make, ongeraho ibimenyetso byawe byo gusaza nta byiringiro mubitekerezo!

Ku wa gatanu nimugoroba ufata murugo

Kubura bamwe mu myaka mike ishize, vendredi kugana ku wa kane, no ku wa gatandatu, mu ruzinduko, mu ruzinduko, mu bwiherero, mu bwogero hamwe n'inshuti nshya n'ikiranga Amahembe. Noneho ukunda nkinshuti ituje hamwe ninshuti cyangwa umugabo wawe ukunda kumacupa - iyindi divayi, byibuze igitabo / firime hamwe na kaburimbo. Byumvikane kurambirana kuri odor, ariko ibi nibyo bizana umunezero nyawo. Nibyo, gusubiramo ibishimisha bitarimbuwe birimo kubaho, ariko burimwaka kandi gusa.

Ntusibwe kumunsi wicyumweru

Ntabwo wagize igipimo cy'ubwisanzure gusa ku mashyaka n'amakosa y'amakosa y'ibigeragezo birebire n'amakosa kandi ntibikora ku byifuzo bya Barmen. "Kunywa ibyumweru byinshi Noneho wemeye kutarenze byeri cyangwa vino. Mu mutwe, ibitekerezo bitameze neza "Nibyiza, ubu, unywe, uzanezezwa, uzanywa byinshi, bizarushaho gushimisha, noneho - EH, Ragble! - Tuzajya i Karaoke, na ho, kunywa, bizagenda, stas mikhailov kandi ibyo aribyo byose, ejo tuzababara umunsi wose, munsi yijisho rya gukomeretsa ... Nibyiza, ibintu byose ni nafig !!! ". Noneho ubu ubyanze ubushishozi kugirango ukomeze butnut rwose ngo ujye kuryama. Ishyirahamwe ryumuryango wisi ku isi rihagaze, kandi twibasiye - ubusaza!

Mugitondo, ibyiyumvo, nkaho ejo ari ibirori

Igico ni uko nubwo washyirwaho umunsi ubanziriza nyuma yo gusoza televiziyo nziza "ijoro ryiza, abana", umubiri wanjye watangiye kwinezeza, kubyina Kugwa no kunywa ibintu byose byaka. Amagufwa aratangira, umutwe wuzuye kandi ntushake kubyuka na gato. Niba udafite ubushyuhe nibindi bimenyetso bisobanutse byo gutangiza ubukonje, kandi ntabwo wigeze umanika neza ejo (divayi yo gusangira ntabwo ari ngombwa utabariye), hanyuma nkuburyo bwo kubara, urashobora guhindura matelas akaba: bigira ingaruka kumiterere y'ibitotsi. Gutekereza gusa, birasa nkaho vuba aha byoroshye gusinzira byoroshye kuri hose hejuru ya horizontal, kimwe no guhagarara, yicaye iruhande! Eh, Urubyiruko ...

Ntugwe ku kazi

Wakundaga gusimbuka uva mu guhamagarwa kwa chef, berewe kuri terefone mu idirishya n'ijwi ryishimye ryatangajwe ko usanzwe utwara ibiro, ariko iyi corks mbi !! Nyuma yibyo, gufata nabi ibintu kandi bihutira gukora akazi, ukingira kumuhanda, ni kangahe mugihe cyukwezi kwari umaze gutinda nibyo bibangamiye muri iki gihe. Noneho uraza neza cyane kuburyo ufite umwanya uhagije wo kunywa ikawa, kuganira na mugenzi wawe ugahura kuri enterineti mbere yumunsi wakazi. Niba kandi watinze, uratuburira utuje: Umuntu wese azi ko ushobora kugira impamvu zifatika zo kuguma. Nubwo byose waririmbye mu bugingo, utekereza wowe ubwawe na Mirey Mathieu, mu gihe umugabo wawe yaje yiruka ku ndunduro, atekereza ko wanyerera kandi umena ukuguru.

Steel Meteo-Biterwa

Ntabwo ari kera cyane, ibitonyanga bityaye byubushyuhe hejuru, ndetse nibindi byinshi rero byibagirwa imiganion nkinyigisho nshya yabashakashatsi bashya ba Nouvelle-Zélande ibyerekeye uburebure bwimitsi ikomeye, ni ukuvuga ko batigeze bahangayikishwa na gato. Ariko ubu ibintu byose byarahindutse: Niba iteganyagihe ryahanuye indwara n'imvura - umenyereye igikombe cya kawa kandi uteganya ko uzanyerera nk'isazi, kandi niba thew - dutwara ibinini biturutse ku kubabara umutwe hamwe njye. Imvugo "Umuyaga wa magneti" ubwayo itera umutwe, ariko ntakintu gishobora gukorwa - ubusaza!

Hitamo cafe aho uryoshye, kandi ntuhendutse

Inshuro zabanyeshuri, mugihe hatoranijwe amateraniro n'amashyaka yatoranijwe ku ihame ryo "bihendutse kandi kurakara", byasigaye inyuma. Noneho uha agaciro bitandukanye rwose: Mubyukuri ibiryo biryoshye, abategereza neza, ikirere gishimishije hamwe nubutaka busanzwe bwa "Igiciro-Cyiza". Niba utumiwe mu nama muri resitora ihenze, zitangwa imyanda gusa nibiribwa kumafaranga yumusazi, noneho utabanje guhita wambara imyenda myiza, wambara imyenda myiza, sitidiyo. Birashoboka ko ufite diyama kuri uru rubanza, umukecuru?

Aho kuba ikirundo cyabaziranye - inshuti nke za hafi

Rimwe na rimwe, ufunguye kaseti ya facebook kandi ntusobanukirwe abo bantu bose muri rusange? Ntugire ikibazo, ntananiwe murwikwa! Ni ubusaza gusa! Igihe kirenze, uruziga rwitumanaho rugabanijwe kandi aho kuba abantu benshi bamenyereye kandi bafite umunezero wo gusohoza no kuvuga kubyerekeye iherezo ryumubyeyi munsi yicupa ryumuvumo, hari abantu bake ba hafi bahenze mu muriro, amazi n'umuringa b'umuringa. Birumvikana, ukesheje imiyoboro rusange, ushyigikirana na buri wese, ariko mubyukuri uri hafi gusa hamwe na comberade yagaragaye, utabanje gutera abantu.

Uzi kuvuga "Oya"

Kandi ntukumve icyaha. Oya, niba udashaka kugura iyi myambaro, oya, niba atariteguye gukora amasaha y'ikirenga, oya, niba udashaka kuva mu mashyaka hamwe n'umuhondo n'umukunzi we-lesbiyani, niba bisa nawe Isahani wakuzaniye, gushya kwa kabiri, oya, niba udashaka kujya ku munsi, oya, niba udashaka kurushinga, oya, niba nyina yongeye kuguha ibihumyo, uri allergic. Kandi "oya" burigihe bisobanura "oya", mumaze igihe kirekire utabangamiwe nubumuga bwa pseudo--ikinyabupfura.

Ibuka ukuntu ari uburyo bwongeye kubahemba

Amaguru ashinzwe amaguru n'amaguru, Nachi mu buryo bwa "Coc", inshyi nyinshi, ikoti ry'impu, IGIHUGU CY'UBUYOBOZI, YATANZWE, YATANZE kuzenguruka mu cyi, nk'inzozi ziteye ubwoba? Ntabwo byari hano! Nibyiza, ko, ibyo byose byambaye imyaka ya mama, Adas 20-25 hashize imyaka yashize, ubu - Tadaaaam! - Ibintu byose biri mumyambarire! Emera, ibyiyumvo bike bidasanzwe - byongeye kwambara ibintu, nkuko wasaga nkuwabonye, ​​wabonye ubushize mucyiciro cya gatandatu ku ishuri "urumuri". Ariko, kugakuramo amarira yicyubahiro, shaka ibiganza mu ndabyo n'ikoti ku bunini "hamwe n'itugu" hamwe na mama wa mama usanga inkweto za kera kuri platifomu, kuruta Jeffrey Campbell , aho yaka, akugeza mu ishuri ry'incuke.

Igenzura bije yawe

Byakoreshejwe byoroshye kugabanya kimwe cya kabiri cyumushahara kuri "inkweto nziza, ugomba gufata" cyangwa ukomeza ibintu byose nimugoroba, ufata abantu bose kumurongo wa Tekila. Muri rusange, amafaranga ya Calhow ntiyatinze, yaba harimo bake, cyangwa ntibyari ngombwa. Noneho ufashe mumutwe wawe urutonde rwibihe byishyurwa, harimo ingingo zose zirambiranye nko kwishyura ubukode, umusanzu wubumwe bwumucuruzi, Cosmetologiour, Cosmetologiour, umushahara (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi (cyangwa lisansi Birumvikana, none rimwe na rimwe bizunguruka icyifuzo kitagenzuwe rwose cyo kugura imyenda idasanzwe mumababa yijimye yijimye n'inkweto hamwe na pompons, ariko mubihe byinshi bikunze gutsinda. Nibyiza, ntabwo buri gihe, hanyuma bikaba bikwiye kureba pasiporo no gusobanura niba utarenze ijana.