Ahari ba nyirakuru ba ba nyorumu bahari, abandi benshi babwira abadamu bakuru b'amasomyi benshi! Tudakabije, uyu niwe muze muze mu isi, kandi ushobora kuzamura ikintu cyose numuntu wese. Amagambo n'ibibazo byabo byaguka ibitekerezo byacu ku isi kandi bidutera imbaraga rimwe na rimwe imbere mu buryo butunguranye ...
Ibyahuye
Muri minibus ingendo borraya Nyirakuru numwuzukuru wimyaka 13-14. Nyirakuru iminota 20 aragerageza kuvuga umwuzukuru ufunze. "Wambara akazu?" - "Noshu-voshu ..." Umukobwa atekereza neza ko nyirakuru ashaje nk'Isi, gusiga inyuma, kuvuga ubusa. Umukecuru ntayegurira kandi agerageza gukemukira umukobwa, nibuka isura umukobwa nataska ... ariko na none hari kuruhuka. Hanyuma nyirakuru hamwe n'ijwi ry'Abaskuti b'inararibonye, ndetse n'ijwi rirenga, ibibazo: - Ukora wenyine? - Dr. AH ... - Umwuzukuru mubyukuri ntiyari yiteze ko ubumenyi nkubwo. - Wigiye he?! - Kandi icyo cyo kumwigisha, kumpande zose ... umuswa nundi. - Urashaka gukora nawe? - Itanga umwuzukuru. Umukecuru avuga ati: "Nibyo, ngwino." - Kuri ubu muri Instagram, reka twiyandikishe: "Tugiye hamwe na nyirakuru muri Mega!" - Umukobwa arashimishije, ahita atangira twitter. Nyirakuru akomeza kumva gusa. Umwuzukuru wibura!Umutoza mwiza
- Yego, umugabo, fasha ivarisi kugirango ukureho! - "Dandelion y'Imana" yerekana ubunini bwa Baul. Hamwe nicyaha muri kimwe cya kabiri gikuramo kaseti. - Yoo, ntabwo ari ibyanjye, bisa! - Gusubiza inyuma ivalisi. - Yoo, hari umuheto, hanyuma ibyanjye! - Kuramo, ndareba. - A, sibyo, mfite umuheto ku wundi / watsinze, ngiye! - Kwerekana ivarisi nini cyane. Umugabo ntahagaze iruhande rwa: - Nyirakuru, ndashobora kugujyana kuri wewe umutoza w'imyitozo !?
Umupfumu mwiza
Muri kimwe muri za kaminuza za tekiniki hari itsinda rya mudasobwa, aho laboratoire yakoranye nubusaza bwimyaka 70. Mubisanzwe byari bicaye mu mfuruka ye kandi bibohewe. Nuburyo nicaye, ndimo kwandika gahunda, kandi ntakora, nubwo uri umusazi. Ubwoba. - Niki? Ntabwo akora? - Ndumva ijwi rya nyogokuru inyuma yawe. Kubera ko gukonjesha bitamenyereye gahunda, nagombaga gusubiza, iki kibazo. - Kandi uratangaza uku kohereza impinduka muburyo bugana kuri gahunda hanyuma ugire isi yose ... - Nyirakuru ukuru. Nabuze impano yo kuvuga. Porogaramu iracyafite isahani yo mu Busuwisi. Nyuma, namenye ko umukandida wanjye wa nyogokuru yari ubwoko bwa siyansi ...
Impaka zanyuma
Nagiye kwa sogokuru. Nkuko bisanzwe, imyidagaduro, pie. Igihe twatangiraga na sogokuru kubyerekeye politiki, nyogokuru yateze amatwi bike, akumvaga - kandi atanga incamake itagira imipaka. "Ndakubwira, Abanyamerika ni ibicucu rwose! Batsinze na Perezida ubu ni Abarusiya! " Ntakintu nakimwe cyo gupfukirana, twafunze ingingo na sogokuru ...Umwanya w'uburezi
Dutegereje hamwe na lift itandukanye muri etage ya mbere ya kaminuza. Abarimu babiri bakuru baraba inyuma. Turabasimbuka, noneho ngwino ubwacu. Umwigisha umwe apfa ati: "Urakoze, abana, ntabwo akenshi usanga, abasaza, jya imbere ..." - "Kandi ntukavuge ngo:" Ibindi birangirira. - Yazanye urubyiruko ruhura cyane kandi ruto kenshi ... (Kuruhuka.) Mubisanzwe abo bahiga bagomba gukuraho inkokora! "
Eh, Urubyiruko! ..
Nyirakuru wanjye ashishikajwe nuko hari ushishikaye kwiga kuri interineti. Mubyukuri ntukemere ko ku ngingo "Ingingo ya G." Ibyo ari byo byose, ndatekereza ko bitazageraho. "Ari he" ""? - nyirakuru useka. - Hano urubyiruko rwagiye, ntibazi aho batazi aho ... "na nyirakuru batekereza ko basebanya ibishushanyo mbonera cya gatanu ...Uburezi bw'imibonano mpuzabitsina
Igihe kimwe, igihe igitsina kimenyerewe gifite icyumba, nyirakuru yabyutse inyuma y'urukuta. Birashoboka, iyi nyitokuru yari atandukanye, kuko atabyumvise gusa ibyo byabaye, ahubwo yize uko ibi byabaye. Bukeye bwaho, abwira umwuzukuru we ko yaryamanye ... nabi rwose! Akavuga uko ari ngombwa. Biragaragara ko hifashishijwe gahunda igoye yibimenyetso bitatu, kimwe muricyo kiri munsi yumukobwa, kumugenzi wa kabiri gikora igikorwa cyahagaritswe, naho icya gatatu kigomba kureba ...
Inyigisho
Yavuze isomo. Bukeye bwaho, inshuti yanjye igomba kujya kumugenzi. Ntabwo nahagurutse, umutwe ni kare, ituze ni hejuru ya kilometero ... yinjira muri Trolleybus. Kandi uhanganye na nyirakuru umwuzukuru, ufite ubwenge. Umuhungu aratangaza ati: "Nyirambe, Nyirarume aranuka!" Atekereza ati: Nigute asubiza amagambo abigiranye amakenga? Na nyirakuru avuga ati: "Nibyo, mbere, ntibinuka, ariko impumuro. Icya kabiri, nyirarume - umunyeshuri, uyu ni impumuro ye. "
Mu gikari umukecuru mubi
Ku budahemuka bwa ba nyirakuru. Umwishywa w'imyaka itanu yaje hamwe n'ababyeyi be gusura nyirakuru. Mu gikari imbwa ebyiri, ibishishwa, korari yose irangurura ijwi: "Bab-len!" Mu kinyabupfura cyuzuye, imbwa zishyirwa hejuru. Iva muri nyirakuru - kandi mu nzira igana ku irembo ituza imbwa: "Nibyo, no kubyutsa, kandi uri muri foromaje!" Umwishywa ufite ubwoba kandi aceceka ati: "Ibintu byose, ucecetse, guceceka ..."Utanga iki?
Noneho ubu kubyerekeye kwitabwaho kwa bakuru ba Ukraine. Umwangavu muri minibus yumva ikintu kiremereye kugirango na terefone ye yumvise abantu bose. Shake muri Beat hamwe n'umubiri wose, hari icyo uvuga. Igihe kimwe mu mizingo ya Ecstasy: "Gupfa-e-e-e !!!" Umukecuru yunama iruhande rwe impuhwe nyinshi: "Ni ubuhe buryo bwo gukundana, umwuka wanjye?"
Nyirakuru
Igihe kimwe, igihe nari muto, na nyirakuru twagiye kugenda - ndabura kuko yahisemo guca inzira. Yagarutse bitinze. Natinyaga ko nyirakuru azadusaba, kandi agirira ishyari uruzitiro rwacu, nirukanye ibirenge byanjye byose. Kandi ni ijwi ryo kubaza ryumushakashatsi: "Kandi ibyo utigeze ufata abanyamahanga?" Hano, ejo, ubwoba kurushaho ...Kwishura imbaraga
Ndavuga mu magambo ya Data. Nyuma y'intambara gusa. Yabayeho, mu mudugudu wa Bashkir ufite wenyine. Iyo bimaze guhanwa - kugabanyirizwa umutwe, amagufwa ya Lomit, ubushyuhe. Ntakintu nakimwe cyo gukora, ugomba kujya mu mudugudu ukurikira, aho nari mfite Sanchast. Bidatinze, ariko wabikoze mbere yumugani wusuku. Yinjira mu kazu, kandi niho Umupadiri yuzuye indwara imwe. Ukurikije koridor, umuforomo agenda, intera yose yinjiza kugirango yihutishe inzira yo kwakira abarwayi. Yabonye therumeter n'umukecuru. Nari nicaye - yicara, numvise meze neza, kandi nanyweye mu rugo, kilometero icumi. Umuforomo nimugoroba wa termometero imwe ntiyabaye, ariko ntacyo banditse. Byendagusetsa byatangiye mu mwaka. Nyirakuru yongeye kugaragara muri Sacraft atangira gusaba ikirahure cy'ubumaji. Bati, izo mpanuka zishaje - none ubuzima burazunguruka rwose! Yatangiye abaganga gusobanukirwa: bigaragaye ko nyirakuru azakubabaza - ako kanya impamyabumenyi ya Armut no muminota itanu ifite ubuzima bwiza. Muri rusange, abaganga barabijijwe kandi bagahitamo: Ifasha - ni ngombwa gutanga. Nyirakuru mwiza yabayeho iminsi ye yose mubuzima bwuzuye!
Muganga ubwe
Nyirakuru wanjye amara ubuzima bwe bwose - kandi ntiyigeze ajya kubaganga. Igihe natangiraga kumusaba kubaza ibanga, yavuze ko mu rubyiruko rwe mu gihe umurima we warangije umugongo - maze ujya ubufasha ku ba fersel yaho. "Aragushuka? Ikibaho kimwe! Nta kindi yari afite ... kuri, ati: "Umukobwa, genda ntabwo ari icyaha! Nibyiza, nanyuzemo gato - kandi mpumura ... kubwibyo rero kuva icyo gihe kandi ndabyumva, sho nkeka kandi ndashobora kwikorera kugirango nkore! " Kandi mubyukuri, kuva icyo gihe kugeza gupfa (ni ukuvuga, kugeza kumyaka 87), Baba Ksana yahanganye numuti.
Ubukerarugendo
Umukobwa n'umugabo we bagiye mu ruzinduko. Itsinda ryibirundo ryagiye kuri kare, abantu benshi bakiri bato. Umukecuru yaje muri bisi, aboshye, aboshye. UBUYOBOZI, kumwenyura bishimye, byamusanze, nk'uko bimaze kumenyera: "Uraho, Raisa Ivanovna!" Urugendo rwagiye rugenda neza, umukecuru yagenzuye hamwe na bose, yatsinze amazi yera, maze nyuma yo gusangira muri hoteri yavuganye ko "hazabaho magana ijana, byaba byiza rwose"! Kubaza, ibi nibyo ... kuruhande rwe. Mu myaka myinshi ishize, abaganga bavuze ko mfite indwara iteye ubwoba, kandi nkabana igihe kirekire. Kandi ndi jyenyine na gato, sinkeneye umuntu ... Nibyo, kugira ngo atababara, nahisemo kurangiza ubuzima bwanjye. Kandi yahimbwe kugirango yihutishe gusimbuka ski! Mugihe nazamutse aho - simbizi ... Kandi ndahaguruka, mbona ahabona! Igitangaza! Nibyiza! Ndahagarara, ndeba umujyi hepfo, kandi ndumva ko ntacyo mbona mu mujyi wanjye ... kandi mu buryo butunguranye nahinduye imitekerereze. Yamanutse. Yabaye umugi kavukire, gutekereza byose ku nzu ndangamurage, Kremlin ... hanyuma azengura nyuma mu kigo cy'abihaye Imana aturanye, noneho. Noneho Uburusiya hafi ya yose. Nzi koross yose yihuta! Vuba aha, abaganga baravuze bati: "Nta burwayi ufite, wakijije, nyirakuru!" Rero, ubukerarugendo nigikorwa cyiza!