Hafi aho ari ubunagira - kudoda umushyitsi wa Baier, umujyanama utagereranywa cyangwa Hama, niba uri kurwana na kamere umukobwa. Niba kandi, ku rundi ruhande, gutinda no kugira ubwenge? Noneho amahirwe yawe yonyine nukubona ijambo kugeza aho.
Pic.ru yakusanyije inkuru 10 ziva mu gihe ntarengwa kandi ituje, washoboye kwirinda muri iyi si yo gutinyuka no kwemeza. Birashoboka ko bazagutera imbaraga mururimi rwifuzwa!Ubwenge ntabwo ari intege nke gusa, ahubwo ni n'imbaraga
Inkuru nziza kuri mugenzi wanjye, yakuwe mu gikapu muri metero. Ijwi ry'ijwi rye, reba n'interuro idahwitse: "Ihangane, ariko wafashe igikapu cyanjye!" Bakoranye rero ku mujura ko yabitanze nabi.
Wari umaze kugira inzira y'ubwihindurize, nyakubahwa?
Murumuna wanjye ni umusore wenyine ufite umusatsi muremure mumudugudu. Tumanuka kumuhanda. Umuvandimwe mu majwi, ubwanwa n'ikabutura, aho amaguru akura. Tweet bitatu byaho: "Hey, uri umusore cyangwa umukobwa?" Umuvandimwe agaragara neza kandi arabaza asubiza ati: "Uri umugabo cyangwa inkende?" Abasore bafite igisubizo ntibabonetse.Ubwumvikane bwiza bwubuzima. Cyangwa groce gusa
Nzi ko wakiriwe, ahantu soma, hanyuma wagerageje kuri njye, imirimo. Uteze amatwi utuje, noneho urimo ugifasha urutoki rwawe kuri Hama, ukora ibimenyetso, nkaho yamusiba avuye ku mbunda, uravuga "boom!" No kumwenyura.
Icara, bibiri
Inyenyeri imwe imbuto ninteruro "ariko nihehe wamenyera? Ntukemere! Sohoka hanyuma ugende kandi ugerageze! " - Hamwe no kuvugurura umwarimu wa kanoni. Yarekuwe. Kuva muri metero ya Metro. Ntabwo yasubiye inyuma.Kandi ntugirira ishyari, wagezeho
Nagiye muri m-Video. Mu ci, muri jeans na T-shirt. Njya muri salle, inyuma yinyuma hari umujyanama wabahungu babiri. Byinshi mububiko ntamuntu. Numva inyuma y'inyuma: "Emwe, indogobe y'umugore!" Ndapfunyitse, ndabaza ijwi ryoroheje: "Urashaka kurahira? Urashaka kimwe? " Abahungu babaye amabara ya t-shati yabo.
Ku manza zidasanzwe
Kuri izo manza, iyo mpura n'umuriro utagira ikinyabupfura mu bantu, mfite interuro: "Ufite ururimi rurerure kuko umunyamuryango ni mugufi cyane?" Nibyiza kuberako ijwi rye ryizewe ridasabwa, byibuze kuvuga, nka Bella Akhmadulina, ibisigo byasomwe, hamwe namaso, byuzuye inyungu.Kandi ntubabaza imbwa
Yagendeye n'imbwa. Habayeho umuvuduko wa nyakwigendera witwa Annnal. Ku bantu babiri. Kimwe: "Reba ubwoko bw'imbeba." Nabyifatamo: "Nanjye, ninjye?" Nabwirijwe kubasaba imbabazi.
Yego ndahuze cyane
Byari bikiri mu bihe byasogaga. Ku nshuti yanjye kumuhanda, umusore yateguye, ibintu byose byamukurikira kandi ntibyuka. Kandi, uko agomba kuba umukobwa wumusoviyeti, yishimye aramwirengagiza ... ntafasha, birumvikana. Muri rusange, yarahagaze, ikibabaje arasa cyane, yagize ati: "Simbuza. Mfite imihango. " Yatsinze.Nyirarume, ntabwo uri Humbert humebert?
Mfite imyaka 12, mgura ikintu mububiko kugirango urugendo rujye mu kazu. Icyo gihe, ndi muto kandi mfite ubwoba. Hariho ubwoko runaka bwumugabo udahagije hamwe nibibazo ko ndi amafaranga menshi kuryoshye kandi nzaba umugore mubi (!!!). Ndahindukira, ndera hirya no hino mvugana no kwongorera mu mahoro: "Yego, ntabwo ari ibyawe ..." Akenshi uhinduka kumurongo wahise uhunga aseka. Umugabo yogeje.
Na Freud.
Ngiye ku muhungu muto, ararohamye kandi afite ubumuga bwo kumva, bityo akaganira igihe cyose kandi arangurura ijwi. Ntawe ukoraho, ariko, byumvikane, ariko birababaje. Kwicara imbere ya nyirasenge biratihanganirwa no gutanga: "Ukundi nitegereje umuhungu wawe, niko nshaka gufata inkoni nini ..." Ndi: "Noneho, mu mutwe wa psychoanalyst! Azagusobanurira kuruta icyifuzo cyo gufata inkoni nini ... "Byarasezerewe cyane. Kuri bose, usibye nyirasenge, birumvikana.