Gushimwa n'amagambo y'urukundo ntibizigera bitaba ngombwa kandi bigasubiramo umwaka ku wundi, ariko ibintu bimwe na bimwe bisa kuri twe, ababyeyi bacu igihe kirageze bwo gusobanukirwa no kutabasubiza. Kuberako dusanzwe dufite imyaka mirongo itatu, kandi nibyo bisobanura, Mama mwiza.
#umuntu
Mugihe wongeye, dufite ikiganiro kigomba kukubyara umwuzukuru kandi uzayicarana nawe rwose, ndibuka uko wabajije igikinisho cyawe muri mirongo itatu kandi usezeranya ko wamwitayeho. Nizera ko amasezerano yawe hano ari amwe. Kuberako nanone abantu bakuru.# 2.
Niba ntari nkunda abahungu beza, abana b'incuti zawe, mbere yimyaka mirongo itatu, badakeneye kwihorera inka zabo muri Washer, ntizigaragara. Bitinze, namenyereye abasore basanzwe. Ntabwo abarya neza, ariko abashobora kugaburira ifunguro rya nimugoroba.
# 3.
By the way, kubyerekeye ibiryo. Niba ntarakora pome muri Isupu kuva cabage nshya, ariko ndabikora cyane, ntibisobanura ko ntazi kwiga guteka. Ibi bivuze ko mfite ibyo mpinduramateka. Mama, ngwino.#four
Kugirango indamutso, wahitamo indi nteruro kuruta "Tosized byihutirwa, urabona uko isura yawe ifite imbaraga hamwe niyi misatsi!" Kandi mu gikoni, ndagutumiye kunywa icyayi, no kumenyesha ko ari ngombwa guhana wallpaper mu murongo.
#ibisobanuro
Mama, ntabwo byanze bikunze umbwira icyo abagore bakunda. Mfite interineti no guhagarika abagabo bafite igitekerezo cyingenzi mubitekerezo kugirango umenye ukuboko yose.# 6.
Oya, mama, ntakintu kidasanzwe, ko buri myaka itatu mhindura aho twakoranye kandi nkora rimwe na rimwe hanze yinzu. Ntamuntu uzantekereza nabi kandi pansiyo izatangwa uko byagenda kose. Nyamuneka rero, Mama, sinkeneye guhuza umwanya muri posita, kuko ngaho "ariko birahamye."
# 7.
Oya, sinzi ko Tanya sh. Numugabo we kandi ntabwo ari inshuti nziza. Twicaye gusa kumeza imwe mu masomo yo mu masomo, kandi icyo navuga kuri we ubu (abo mwigana, murakoze!) - Akunda Salade hamwe na Mayomonnama.#ibyiboneye
Nibyo, nzakugurira amazu amwe hamwe namabara ahitanye cyane. Ariko oya, Mama, ntabwo "ntanda neza," kandi ntitukitwaze ko ari.
#nine
Nibyo, Mama, nzi icyo kuri orgasm, kandi dufite rimwe na rimwe. Niba uhinduye ingingo yo kuganira, nzagerageza utagiye! Urakoze.# 10
Nibyo, Mama, ndarya neza. Oya, mama, ntabwo ntekereza kwicara ku ndyo!
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