Ako kanya urakuburira: Vibrator muburyo bwa bunny na terefone hamwe nukumenyesha ni ibisigisigi byo mu kinyejana cya makumyabiri! Muri iyi nyandiko twakusanyije muburyo butunguranye kandi budasanzwe. Umwuka ufite intege nke ako kanya nyamuneka ukure muri ecran.
Umugozi
Uribuka uko ku ishuri wazamutse ku mugozi? Tekinike kuri iyi myaka yose ntabwo yahinduye ibitonyanga byose: Wita kandi hejuru uko bishoboka, hanyuma ukanyerera witonze, uhindure ushikamye umugozi hagati yamaguru. Birumvikana ko kwinezeza, ariko ugahana bituha byanze bikunze!
Imbonerahamwe
Kera nkaya, ameza ya sovieti, hamwe nimpande zikaze. Iyandikishe, bisobanura kumeza - byiza byibuze mu ikabutura, hanyuma, khm, kutakinisha muburyo runaka! - Kandi ukande witonze clitoris kuruhande rwe, ni ukuvuga kwicara hejuru. Noneho urashobora guhita usimbuka cyangwa uyisiga witonze - nkuko nshaka kandi usaba fantasy.
Tomik Brodsky
Uburyo buragaragara cyane kubigebanyi bikungazi mu mwuka, ndetse no mu buriri butagira ubuzima bwa brodsky ntabwo buryoshye. Abahanga bavuga (Ntukambaze aho twabasanze), ko ari byiza gufata ibitabo bito bidafite ishingiro bishyirwa mu ntoki, nyamara kugira ngo bishyire mu ntoki, kandi nyamara bigira ingaruka mu maboko y'ubuhanzi binyuze mu ipantaro - bityo, kumva ko ari umukene. Biragaragara ko Donzova ibereye kubura ibitekerezo, kandi mubuhanzi bwamaboko kure!
Umugenzuzi wa kure
Nk'uko abantu bafite ubumenyi mu kigo cy'amabwiriza (ntabwo arinjye! - Hafi. Bild Muhinduzi), ikintu nyamukuru muri iki kibazo ntabwo ari ugutwara no kudashyira iki gikoresho cyingenzi cyo gucunga ikoranabuhanga. Kandi birashoboka kuzenguruka ibintu byose kandi bikaba ukeneye: Utubuto rwa rubber ubu dukora neza cyane kuvugana! Ndetse no mubice bifatika byumubiri. Ariko kure nibyiza gukaraba.
Baranca
Ni ngombwa guhitamo ubunini bukwiye. Twabishyize hejuru, kanda gato kandi dutwara mubyerekezo byose, rimwe na rimwe bikora ku chato, mubyukuri, umwobo uri mu mpfizi y'intama. Ninde gitekerezaga, ntituzi, ariko gerageza, birashoboka. Gusa ntukarye nyuma.
Ipantaro
Ibyiza - kandi byiza abakuto kuri wewe kuri sizer, noneho imbaraga zihagije zizemera. Guhangana bishoboka kandi ukore ikintu icyo ushaka: Kubyina, kunywa iminyago, muri make, tureba amakimbirane yacu aho bibaye ngombwa.
Imashini imesa
Classics yiburyo! Imashini ikomeye iranyeganyega mugihe uhanze kandi ukumisha - ibyiza, kugirango moderi zose zicecetse hamwe na Wifaya - Nafig! Imbere ya Mustang ye yo mu gasozi hanyuma usimbukire imbere, mu gihe cyiza!
Binyuze mu mufuka
Kungurana ibitekerezo birasabwa kugabanya imifuka neza ku ipantaro cyangwa ijipo kugirango ugere kumubiri. Amateraniro yawe rero, ugenda kuri metero bizanezezwa cyane. Kandi birashimishije, ibyo kwihisha!
Hamwe n'ikidodo
Icyitonderwa! Abanditsi ntabwo bashinzwe gukomeretsa abapada batoya ba Adiventiste. Ariko cyane cyane gutwi bisabwa guta ibitonyanga 2-3 bya valeriya kuri pubis no guhamagara injangwe ikundwa. Noneho inkuru iracecetse.