"Ihute icyi!" - Turavuga iyi nteruro buri cyumweru kuva mu Kwakira. Mu mpera za Werurwe, abashoboye kugirana inkunga mubyibuhariko hamwe n'amagambo "dore undi kwezi, hanyuma na Leeteo!"
Hanyuma Uwiteka ashobora kuza. Kandi hari ukuntu birangira. Biraza. Icyi. Hamwe na bose baherekeza inzozi.Izuba rirashe
Nubwo waba udatwitse kandi ntukajye mu nyanja, biterwa isoni mu cyi - gucira amacandwe. Birahagije kumara umunsi kuri nyakatsi muri parike ya hipster cyangwa mu kazu hejuru yigitanda mumwanya uzwi - na voila! Urumva ko yashyushye neza - uko byagenda kose, amashitani asanzwe akuzanira.
Inama: Tanga ubwogero bwuzuye bwamazi akonje hanyuma usuke ibikombe bibiri bya vinegere ya drig. Otkaya iminota 15. Koza kwiyuhagira kandi usabe ahantu hagira ingaruka zuruhu spray "panthenol". Neza, cyangwa amavuta. Ibinure.
Yiciwe amaguru
Inkweto nshya zahitanye. Mu myanda. Cyangwa inkweto zimirimo ugomba kwambara, kuko imyambarire yakozwe ntabwo yahagaritswe. Iyicarubozo "boot bosipa"? Ha, ubwoba bwa syodgehog uzi icyo.Inama: Gusiga amaguru hamwe numutobe wibirayi. Gusa wakanda imizi mo kabiri ubarebe ikirenge mu mpande zose - bityo ntibizagenda "ku mwanya hano na hano.
Impumuro
Ibiro bibabaye mu mpeshyi birakenewe gutanga tampon kubuntu. Ku mazuru. Hamwe na aroma yoroheje ya Lavender. Kuberako kwinjiza imodoka ya metro - bisobanura gufata ku ngufu ibyumviro byawe. Na sisitemu y'imitsi icyarimwe.
Inama : Kugira isuka nziza yubudodo no guta ku bitugu. Ntabwo izashukwa - ubudodo burakonje. SquryIng hamwe nimyuka yakundaga no guhisha izuru. Kandi uwo muvuduko wawe wikamba "Ibiro byo gushyingura" bisa nkibibi - bituma binuka atontoma.
Ubushuhe
Antiperspirants wamenyereye, udafite imbaraga niba uhatiwe gukurikira imyambarire. Warushaho kuba umubabaro muriyi vefy - ntukajye kuri sofkeneller. Kuberako. Inkweto. Blouse. AAAA!Inama: Hitamo kubuntu niba hari amahirwe nkaya. Mugari n'imatida cyane gukonjesha cyane kuruta muri mini ifunganye na bluse ihendutse. Urwitwazo rudahwitse ziva mumaduka - koresha abagurishwa muri farumasi, kandi aho hari ikimenyetso "kirekire". Bakora.
Kurakara
Kandi ntabwo ari imbeho isanzwe, milimoy, ntabwo ari imbeho! Amaguru agomba kwiyogosha buri munsi. N'ibindi byose. Kogosha, hanyuma guswera na satnet. Ayyyrgh!
Inama: Bikunze guhindura blade. Koresha MoisUrizers. Niba bidafasha - Guteka Amazi Biteka Amatsinda ya Parisile yaciwe neza, umwanda no guhanagura uruhu rwa Decoine. Niba ikurura uruhu kumajosi kugirango usukure, umurongo wa ondrocortisosone. Ariko ntugahohotera.
Duchot
Ariko birateye ubwoba rwose. Isaha yo kwihuta muri metero. Bus mumodoka. Umuyaga urabura, mumaso yijimye, isesemi nintege nke zizunguruka. Kandi hano urumva ko upfa. Kuri ubu. Byose. Ihane. Mubyukuri, birashoboka cyane muburyo bwangiza, ariko ntakintu cyiza muribi. Ibi ntabwo ari biteye ubwoba - ni bibi rwose niba udafashe ingamba.Inama: Ntukagire isoni! Menyesha abantu bari hafi - rwose uzarengera umwanya. Iyo wicaye - shyira umutwe wawe kumavi. Ubwonko ntabwo buhagije ogisijeni ihagije, ugomba kwemeza akayiri k'amaraso kumutwe. Niba ibikorwa byabanjirije ruswa bibaho - hindukirira umuganga, bizakubwira uko imiti ikeneye kugirana nawe kuri iki kibazo.
Hangover
Abakobwa bose bazi ko mugihe cyizuba ukeneye kunywa neza. Kuko birukana mig. Mu buryo butunguranye! Kubwibyo, abakobwa ntibigera banywa mubushyuhe bwinshi. Abakobwa b'impeshyi banywa nijoro iyo ari byiza. Bukeye - gupfa. Hafi.
Inama: Mbere yo kuryama, adsorbent, niba uri umuhoro ukiri muto. Niba uri umupendezi-goalfatrator - kwemerwa na hepatoprotector. Turabyuka - kuzamuka mu bwogero bukonje. Kandi kuryama kugeza igihe bizaba.
Igitsina
Utanga imigendere yurukundo munsi yukwezi no gusomana na champagne - ibirenge byambaye ubusa. Yoo, mbega ukuntu romantique! Umuyaga ususurutsa umuyaga, amaboko ye arashyushye cyane. Umugati wo kuryama, UV. Kandi hari ibintu byose bifoto na lipnet. N'impumuro. Fu Fu Fu!Inama: Mbere y'itariki, idasiga, ku Mana, yo kwisiga. Ntuzatose gusa, ahubwo unase. Hanyuma ufungure amadirishya, yego. Reka wumvikane kandi imibu izamurikira - ariko ntizagwa.
Ikiruhuko
Abagabo batukura bafite beer bel wambarwa kubana bafite imbaraga nyinshi. Usuka urugo rwa divayi hamwe no gusobanukirwa smirk - Ikirusiya cyerekanwe. Jya ku misozi - "Vasya yari hano." Ku isoko - "Wah, mbega gothisic!" HANYUMA?!
Inama: Ariko niba ugiye muri RABroteri Cool, sibyo?