Inkingi yacu, Ella yatinyutse, akora cyane: Iyi ni yo yishimisha. Ubunararibonye rero bwo kubaho hamwe nabagenzi batandukanye cyane hamwe nabagenzi bagenzi bawe bafite agaciro. Yanditse kuri bagenzi be bafite umururumba ukundi, kandi hafi ibindi bintu bitangaje byabwiwe muri iyi nkingi.
Byasohotse rero ko nagendanaga nabagenzi bawe batandukanye. Oya, oya, ntabwo ari ukubera ko nyuma y'urugendo nanjye, banterera ubuziraherezo, kuko nkanjye mfite byinshi Nowa, ndashaka vuba kuryoherwa ibintu byose. Hamwe namanota imwe, ingendo zihuriweho zimaze kwegera icumi ya mbere. Gusa sinshobora kubyihanganira, mugihe umuntu ukomoka muri bagenzi banjye basanzwe bazateranira. Cyangwa umuntu muri bo ntabwo akunda umwanya nkunkurura. Muyindi myaka nagize bagenzi bacu icumi, kandi buriwese ni mwiza kandi utangaje.Byinshi, hafi ya byose. Hariho ubwoko butandukanye bwa bagenzi bacu bashoboye kwangiza ibiruhuko byabo kubantu, none nzakubwira ibyabo.
Kunywa / Kunywa itabi
Yoo, aba ntabwo ari abantu, ariko ikuzimu! Umuntu muzima iruhande rwabo aragoye. Tekereza, ufunguye icupa kuva mu gitondo icupa, ku buryo umunsi washyizweho. Hanyuma umukunzi wawe aragwa nta "ngeso mbi." Uko ayita. Grozno arakureba kandi areba imbere:
- uri umusinzi?
Inkuru imwe irasubirwamo mugihe cya sasita no kurya. Niba kandi nawe uri kumwe na likeri kandi ukabona inyanja, urashaka kwicara nijoro, hanyuma muri rusange ibyago. Numuntu urangije, kandi uzakwibutsa kubijyanye nibihe byose nkuko ukeneye kubyemera.
Kunywa itabi nabi kurushaho. Niba udasiba byibuze rimwe na rimwe bituma mu maboko yabo, abatari anywa itabi mubisanzwe bari muburyo bwa 24/7 bari mukibazo na nikotine. Kandi umara umwanya mubiruhuko hagati yinyigisho ushobora gupfa vuba, kandi ugerageza kwihisha inyuma yigihuru kandi wishimire itabi. Niba kandi utari neurotic, nyuma yibyumweru bibiri, muri ubu buryo, bizahinduka!
Abana / Ababyeyi babo
Yoo, abamarayika beza! N'ababyeyi babo, bizeye ko abamarayika bakeneye kumenya isi. Nkigisubizo, ntabwo wishimira ubwiza bwa brugge, kandi urimo gushaka umusarani, umutobe wa pome, hanyuma umutobe wongeye, hanyuma usanzure hamwe nimyenda yabana, kuko ipantaro eshatu zimaze gusenya, kandi Nta kindi. Ndashimira Ijuru ko umuvandimwe wawe (cyangwa amakosa) ataguye mu canal!
Noneho ufite ifunguro rya nimugoroba, funga cyane mubikoresho, igitambaro, ibiryo nikirahure, ugashyira amatwi yawe mumaboko umunani, kugirango utumva gutaka kwamati yambishywe nijwi rya Umukunzi wumukobwa wasabye umwana kurya byibuze igice.
Guhaha? Nibyiza, niba ushaka gushimisha abantu bose mububiko, ngwino, gerageza.
No ku mucanga? Ndetse kumunota utazabona igitabo, kuko ariyi minota ko umwana azakoresha kugirango amire ibuye cyangwa ikina hejuru yuburebure bwacyo. Witegure? Wibagirwe, inyanja ni ahantu ho gushimisha umwana, kandi ntabwo ari wowe, amakosa yubupfu.
Tekereza, ibintu byose bizahinduka mugihe umwana aba mukuru? Inshuro eshatu. Bizaba bibi kurushaho. Gusa ubu umwana uzungurutse ntabwo azasebanya no gukubita kuri hysterics kubera ko aho kuba umukino wanditseho imashini yakiriwe neza, kandi agerageza kwinuba neza, asaba kwidagadura neza, asaba imyidagaduro iboneye hamwe ninkweto zikwiye. Kandi uzicuza kuba nta myaka ibiri: Muri iki gihe yarasinziriye!
Ibihuha byamateka n'umuco
Byasaga, ni ubuhe bwoko bwabo kuri bo? Ibinyuranye, ibyiza bimwe. Uyu mugenzi wawe agenzi azi byose, arashobora gusubiza ibibazo byose, ahora afite igitekerezo cyurugendo, kwishimisha no gushimisha na we.Yego, mbega ukuntu! Hano ugiye mumujyi muto wigifaransa. Amazu meza, agace keza hamwe nindege na cafe. Kandi mu buryo butunguranye gutaka ku mibanire:
- Van Gogh yabaga muri iyi nzu! Iminsi ine! Narose hano kugenda!
Akajya ku ntambwe. Kandi yanze kubyuka isaha ya gatatu, icyarimwe akubwira ubuzima bwa Van Gogh gusa, ariko na rimwe igice cya kabiri cy'abo mu gihe cye, ndetse n'abakurambere n'abavandimwe ba nyir'inzu. Kandi wagize amahirwe niba iyi mibabaro itabaho muri aquitan ya Alienora Aquitan. Noneho ugomba kurara kuri izi ntambwe.
Bukeye, azagukururira inzu ndangamurage, aho azakoresha byibuze isaha imwe iruhande rwa buri shusho. Noneho mu isegonda. Noneho mu wa gatatu. Kandi rero bizakomeza kugeza usuye inzu ndangamurage ya filateli muri Vatikani (ibi ni uguhitana igihe cyo kuzerera) cyangwa ntuzashira, uhitamo kujya kuri rubimu.
Abakinnyi
Ibi nabyo ntacyo bitwaye, ureba mbere. Nibyiza, ukunda inshuti yawe gutwara igare. Cyangwa koga. Cyangwa bigenda vuba - kuva iki?
Ariko mu rugendo ruhuriweho biba ikibazo, kandi ako kanya.
Ntushobora gukomeza umuvuduko wafashwe nuyu musazi. Urashaka kuzenguruka intambwe itinze, hanyuma yihutira ahantu runaka anhumura inkweto muri paper mugitondo.
Aragukurura mu mvura ku rugendo rw'igare mu murima. Itera kuzamuka buri hagati yumusozi cyangwa umunara, kuko ari amahugurwa ya cardio. Nabimenyesheje nimugoroba ko ejo ufite umugereka ku mugezi w'imisozi. Cyangwa gusimbuka hamwe na tarzaka izwi cyane.
Gutukana kuberako utigeze wiyobora muburyo bwo kurugendo nkurwo, bityo rero. Irahaka no mu nyanja, kuko tekinike yawe n'umuvuduko bitamubereye. Kandi kubera ko bamwe bakunda kwishimira ibiruhuko nta muvuduko cyangwa kwishyiriraho, ntabwo yizera. Nkaho imitsi yawe yababajwe nyuma y ibirometero makumyabiri y'ejo kuruhande rwimana zikurikira, none ukeneye inzozi gusa.
Gourmet
Urugendo buri gihe gihinduka mubibazo bitoroshye, mugihe umwe muri bagenzi bawe - gourmet. Kandi na none, ntakintu gishushanya. Azi neza amafi meza oslo cyangwa Naples pizzeria. Ahantu hose kwisi yiteguye gufasha muguhitamo amasahani yaho cyangwa ari byiza. Ntabwo azibeshya na vino.Ariko niba uhita wifuza kurya hagati yumunsi, mugihe resitora nyinshi zarafunzwe, kandi uzakurura gourmet muri uryama unyuranye - Witondere. Inzika ye yubupfu nubuzima bukabije bushobora kuba burebure. Gerageza kandi kutaragura amasahani yo mumuhanda utabanje kubikwemerwa, ariko ubundi mugasimburana ku gutaka:
- Iyi ni ingurube! Kohereza ako kanya!
Kandi rwose ntugerageze guhitamo intebe yo kurya cyangwa ibicuruzwa byo guteka. Kuberako ikosa ryanyu ryanze bikunze rizibukwa kugeza urugendo rurangiye, ariko kugeza imperuka! Kandi usuka vino yakundaga mugihe, muri resitora aho Gourmet yashakaga kubona, nta mbonerahamwe yubuntu. Bitabaye ibyo, inshuti yawe izababara nimugoroba.
Umufotozi / Icyitegererezo cy'imyambarire
Birumvikana ko ibi ari ibyiciro bibiri bitandukanye byabantu. Ariko abahagarariye bombi barababara niba utavuze umwe muribo. Reka tuvuge niba uri umufotozi, hamwe na mugenzi wawe yimyambarire, cyangwa ubundi - wasangaga. Cyangwa niba uri abafotora bakureba hafi yihariye. Ariko niba uri moderi yimyambarire cyangwa bititaye kumafoto, hanyuma wandike.
Umufotozi, nkumukinnyi wikinamico, ibikata kumusozi wose no munarari, gusa ni iyindi ntego. Arabyuka kare mu gitondo kugira ngo afate urumuri rw'iburyo, ntaramenya ko yabyutse abagenzi bose. Yibasiye abantu niba atekereza ko ari portrait. Ku nyoni, niba ari berdvotcher. Gukurura mu kayira niba gufotora imibereho bibakurura. Kandi niyo waba udakurura - Uzareka ibi byijimye nibikoresho byacyo byose?
Icyitegererezo gikora kimwe, gusa kurasa. Ni iki gishobora kurakarira kuruta kutagira iherezo:
- Nshuti, unkure hafi y'isoko? Ndetse hano muriki gihagararo. Kandi muri ibyo. N'indabyo! Nuburyo nkuraho wenyine! Noneho ndashaka kolcony ya juliet, ndarwaye kuva aho, hanyuma ufata ifoto kugirango nkomeze!
Nyuma yiminsi ibiri yubuzima bwawe bwose, uba wicujije iyo foto octot no guhiga nibintu bitandukanye.
Abafana b'ibara ryukuri, ukuri nitumanaho hamwe nabenegihugu
Izi eccentsics nayo ntishobora guhita igutera ubwoba. Ariko iyo usobanukiwe ko bidashoboka kuzamuka kumunara uyumunsi, ndetse no kureba urwibutso, narose cyane, tutavuganye na cathedrale izwi - uzafata amaganya.
Umunsi kuwundi uzayoborwa mubuzima bwaho, wirinde witonze ahantu ubwo aribwo bwose, ibintu, resitora yishimye, amaduka, ubuyobozi na - cyane cyane! - couptriotts. Muri icyo gihe, inshuti yawe isa nkaho iharanira ibyobo bitunguranye, byirinda, utabariye na bartals.
Azahitamo kuvugana gusa abadashobora kubyumva kubera inzitizi yindimi, kuko birashoboka kumenya igihugu muri ubu buryo. Uzagerageze gusa ibyokurya bisa neza. Kandi nk'impano, mama ukomoka mu Bugereki izagura inkweto z'abagabo zifatika zakozwe mu ntoki mu mwaka mbere yuko uheruka. Kandi uragutera kubikora.
Urugendo rurangiye, urashobora kubona fosiya n'ibinyoma, ariko muziga gusa abasaza bo mu midugudu mito gusa yubugereki, ahubwo nizo ntama.
Khanzy
Aba bantu bateye ubwoba niba ubara igitabo cyanyuma. Cyangwa gusa ku bukonje budacogora hamwe n'ikiholandi cyiza, wamwenyuye kuri cafe yawe.- Wibagiwe ko umukunzi agutegereje murugo? Kuki washyize ijipo ngufi? Urashaka ko izi nyamaswa zikugeza mu gitondo kugeza nimugoroba? Kwitwara wenyine!
Ntutekereze no kwirangisho clubs, inyanja yambaye ubusa n'andi matokira! Hanyuma ugerageze gukora isura n'amatafari mugihe wegereje abagabo. Kandi bagore natwe, ntuzigera umenya umubare w'abagome muri bo.
Muri rusange, humura kandi wishimire ntibizoroha. Kubwibyo, baravuga, kwangwa no kwitwara nkuko ubivuze! Cyangwa nanone gerageza gutoroka.
Abakire
Iyi niyorondo cyane. Niba umuntu wo mu bagenzi bawe afite amafaranga make, urashobora gusohoka. Ariko niba inshuti yawe ikungahaye, kandi buriwese yishura, noneho uzahita wuzuze undi muriyi minsi mikuru. Ndetse no mubyarubabaje rwose.
Ariko ihumure nukuba abantu bose bafite imbonankubone. Kandi ko inshuti yawe byibuze itanyerera, ntabwo ari amateur ya siporo kandi ntabwo agiye kugura indege murugendo rwe, bityo rero igukure mu rugendo rwindege.
Kandi uyitandukanije na champagne na boutiques kuva mugitondo kugeza nijoro - ntacyo aricyo, urashobora kubyihanganira. Nubwo bizagorana.