Niba wowe ubwawe udakoze mubucuruzi bwo gucuruza, ntushobora kwiyumvisha uko abantu rimwe na rimwe bararakaye, umwanditsi wurubuga rwa nubwo atabilometero. Kandi uvuga abaguzi bamutinyaga kuboroga "Ndabarahiye, nzabisubiramo!" No kurota guhumurizwa muri alcool.
Abantu kuva kurutonde rwabagurisha
1. Umuguzi uvuga ati "Kandi ibi, ndareba, kubuntu?" Imbere yikintu hamwe na label yumwitonda. URI MBERE CYANE, fata pie hamwe nikige.
2. Umuguzi uzana igihagararo cya 1792 ikintu cyimyenda kugirango uhite uhindure ibitekerezo, kugura 2 no kugusiga kugirango werekane ahantu hasigaye.
3. Umuguzi ugutwara kuri lacquer ye bwite, akava kumusozi wibintu byasukuye muburyo bukwiranye hasi.
4. Umuguzi ubajije paki nini, nubwo yaguze ingingo imwe. Nibyo, reka duhindure plastike ya plastike, ibidukikije byabajijwe.
5. Umuguzi urataka kubera ibicuruzwa (amabara, ingano nibindi biranga), utagurishije. Nkaho ushobora gufasha mubintu.
6. Umuguzi uzakuzamusakuza kubera ikintu na kimwe kimwe, ibyo ufite imbaraga zimwe, ariko kumwana muto mumuryango uri hejuru yubugenzuzi bwa kure
7. Umuguzi ugerageza kwishyura amadorari 40 afite amakarita abiri yinguzanyo, inkenga yibintu bito nikirahure cyamaraso yimfura ye. (Ntabwo nshaka guhumurizwa n'inzoga, naravuze!)
8. Umuguzi ubaza ati: "Noneho ujya mu musarani icyo gihe?! Nyuma yo kumubwira ko nta musarani uri mububiko.
9. Umuguzi utangaza ngo "ariko muri ubwo bubiko ibicuruzwa byiza \\ birakabije cyane \\ gahunda yoroshye." Yoo, ibyo utazajya ifuze ubwonko bwawe?
10. Umuguzi uzagutuka igihe yabonaga agasanduku hamwe nubwato bwubwoya. Nkaho wowe kugiti cyawe kandi imbere y'amaso ye yarazengurutse kandi ashishimura inkwavu y'urukwavu. Nibyo, nanjye ubwanjye ndababajwe na Madame.
11. Umuguzi utonyanga cyangwa isazi kubintu byose, bifata hasi, bisa namababi. Birashoboka ko nkeneye kwinjira muri "umuja" muburyo nkubuhanga bwingirakamaro.
12. Umuguzi arasobanura "ahari kugabanywa?" Kuri buri kintu kimucira urubanza. Kandi, kumukino wanyuma, wahisemo kutajyana ibintu byose nta kugabana.
13. Umuguzi urimo muri 20-47, mugihe ufunze 21-00. By the way, ikuzimu kubasore nkabo hari ahantu hihariye, uzi?
14. Umuguzi usaba uburyo budasanzwe kuko afite coupon yarengeje igihe $ 3.5.
15. Umuguzi ugerageza kuzamuka mubintu binini binini bitari ngombwa, kuko nta bundi bunini, kandi ubaza "erega utekereza gute?" Ndashaka kuvuga "nka keke, aho amavuta menshi yo kubyimba", kandi ufite "aya maso".
16. Umuguzi ubaza akanama kawe ku ngingo ebyiri ziteye ubwoba. "Ah, umuhondo w'uburozi ushimangira ibara ry'uruhu rwawe, kandi umutuku mu mpu z'imyumbati ni mwiza cyane."
17. Umuguzi uzana gufata ikintu naguze ku ya 3 Werurwe 1862.
18. Abaguzi rwose barigata urutoki mbere yo kubara mumafaranga. Dore amacandwe na microflora yawe - neza ibyo narose, yego.
19. Umuguzi ufite iminota mirongo ine n'itanu yoroheje inyura mu kintu icyo kintu, ihitamo icyo kugura, n'icyo utarimo. Nibyiza, biragoye rwose kubikora mbere yo gufata kashi?
20. Umuguzi usaba umuyobozi cyangwa umuyobozi kugirango bamusubire ijambo mu Ijambo ibyo wavuze. Kandi uhagaze hano wumve, ugurisha ntaho ahuriye.
21. Umuguzi uza mu iduka isaha imwe mbere yo kuvumbura. Ihutire kubaho, byose.
22. Umuguzi ugusaba, umuntu wijimye cyane. Nibyo, kubera ko nashoboraga gutora inshuti mu kabari, reba urukurikirane rwa TV kuri sofa cyangwa muri bikini kuri wacht, hagati yinyanja ya Mediterane, ariko ahubwo ndahagarara hano nkavugana nawe. Niyo mpamvu.
Inkomoko: Gutekereza koCatalog.medurode: Asya Mikheev