Kunyerera abashomeri

Anonim

Tuvuge ko ejo wagumye udafite akazi. Ubushuhe bukururaho Muraho, yanditse ko amateka yose akomeye, yanditse ko bagiye mubuzima bwiza, basinyanye akazi, ubwo bwa nyuma anywa ikawa yo gukonjesha uwukora muri kawa ya Freering. Nimugoroba, ushobora kuba wanyoye gato mu kabari. Ahari nubwo yakagombye kunywa, abo mukorana rero baragushubije bashaka amafaranga magana atanu yanyuma kuri tagisi.

Uyu munsi, ubu buzima bushya bwatangiye. Ntitutekereze neza - ubwoko bwirukanwe mu buryo butunguranye, ubwoko bwishyurwa mu buryo butunguranye, ubwishyu bw'inguzanyo bwari burenze kimwe cya kabiri cy'umushahara, umugore yicaye mu rugo afite umwana muto. Nkuko rero, birabaho kandi, ariko turabisiga inyuma yumutwe, kugirango tutabizwa muri puchins yo kwiheba. Nawe, reka tuvuge ko ibintu byose atari bibi cyane, nshuti. Satelite yubuzima irakora. Amafaranga make arasubikwa. Ntawe uzapfa inzara n'imbeho. Gusa utangira isiganwa ryaka. Birasa nkaho bitagira iherezo, ariko ntabwo rwose oya: Umushinga mushya ushimishije, umurimo mwiza - ibi byose biri hafi, hafi yinguni. Tugomba gusa kubabara. Hariho, byukuri, abantu bafite amahirwe, ahubwo ni ibintu bidasanzwe kumategeko. Vebnik Ibyishimo - Mu makarito gusa, ishyano.

Ubusa

Icyumweru cya mbere cyubure ubushomeri ni cyiza. Birasa nkaho bizamera nkibiruhuko. Ntabwo bishoboka ko ushobora kujya mu nyanja, ariko urashobora gusinzira igihe kirekire, umanike, amaherezo, tangira kwiruka, soma imiryango ... ariko sibyo! Mu buryo butunguranye, gahunda yo gukorana no kuzamura umuseke niyo inkoni nyamukuru yatumye ubuzima bwawe. Nkigisubizo, nuburyo bureremba mbere. Gahunda nazo nazo zigenda, kuko niba nta rubanza nyamukuru rusabwa, rwishora mu bupangusi na siporo ushobora gusa ku bikorwa bidasanzwe. Aho kuba ibiruhuko byiza, utangira kumera ku nkombe zireremba mu isi ya orbit. Aho? Bite? Nibyo, satani arabizi. Byose byemewe ibisubizo byumvikana byabaye igitambo cyatumvikana kandi nkigisubizo, "Mwaramutse, inshuti nkuru" na "Mwaramutse kuri interineti kuva kera, ntabwo yabonye bastard. "

Kubazwa

Ntabwo bishimishije koga muri orbit, kugirango ubahite utangira gushakisha akazi kandi mubyukuri umunsi wambere wumva ko atari byinshi. Kandi amafaranga ahabwa bimwe bisekeje cyane. Nubunararibonye bwawe! Kugira ngo urwenya (neza, uko ukundi) uhisemo kujya mubiganiro bibiri - kandi ngaho muhuye niki kiremwa gifite amaso yo kuroba. Mugihe kimwe, biragaragara kuri wewe ko ikiremwa cyumva gito munganda zawe, kandi ugomba kuvugana nayo, ariko hamwe numuyobozi cyangwa umuyobozi wubuyobozi. Amafi y'abakozi agomba kugenzura gusa inyandiko kandi akumva niba uhindutse. Ahubwo, avugana nawe kubyerekeye imbaraga, abaza impamvu wasize hamwe numurimo wabanjirije kandi ufite ukwemera, kanda iminwa - kandi uhita wumva ko ikizamini kinanirwa. Byari inyigisho yo gusuzugura, kandi ntimwanyuzemo. Oya, birumvikana, hariho abakozi beza, ubwenge no gusobanukirwa. Ariko bahura nindwara nka pike mumugezi wa Moscou.

Lacer

Ntabwo ubona akazi ako kanya, kandi nta mafaranga ufite yo kuvuga byinshi. Kandi utangira gukiza. Ufite NH, ntuzigera usabiriza, ariko ntacyo bitwaye, kuko instrant tuzapfa ifite inzara rwose. Noneho ugabanya ibiciro by'ibiryo, ntugura imyenda, gusubika imodoka, inzara, zisunika, inzara. Ugura amafaranga yinkoko ninkoko yinkoko. Suzuma igiceri. Ariko amaherezo, rwose turasenyuka - kuko ni ngombwa kwishora mu kwishora - kandi uragura ikintu gihenze kandi kidafite icyo bivuze, nka terefone ikurikira. Noneho watontomye kandi ugahana indyo ya pasta, urabyuka nijoro mu bwoba, ugerageza kwibuka amafaranga asigaye, kandi ni bangahe ushobora kurambura. Kandi urumva ubabajwe nuko ntabitse. Yoo, nigute ushobora kwicuza. Hamwe nawe, Gibson Les Paul amanitse kurukuta rwa gitari yamashanyarazi, yaguze ukwezi mbere yo kwirukanwa. Kuki yamugara ???

Inshuti

Inshuti igihe cyose kivuga kubyerekeye akazi numwuga nawe, hamwe no guhagarara utunguranye, guhinduka ishusho isanzwe, ahantu habi. Ficus mu mfuruka, irabikemo. Ufitanye isano rya bugufi n'impuhwe, ariko komeza uvuge kubyerekeye umushinga mushya utaha uruta imbaraga zawe. Hano hari ikibazo cya tekiniki gusa: Habaho inama mu kabari, aho ushaka, ntuzashaka, ariko ugomba gusiga amafaranga - ibihumbi bibiri-ibihumbi-bitanu bitewe nukabari. Nawe, tuzabibutsa, gukiza hysterique ikiza. Nibyiza, cyangwa ubundi buryo - iciranye nimugoroba hamwe numurongo umwe ushyiramo byeri, kandi ibi bimaze kuba umwuka ukomeye rwose.

Imbuga nkoranyambaga

Ubwa mbere, wandika mumiyoboro rusange muminsi yose - kandi irabibabaza. Kuberako ngaho, hamwe byose byagenze nabi cyane. No mu mwuga wose. Kandi umuntu afite nubucuruzi bwayo. Umusore wari wicaye hamwe nawe kumeza yegeranye, ubu umuyobozi wishami. Kandi buriwese afite ubuzima bushimishije. Na nyuma yakazi, bajya kuri Pevnik, bagenda mu rugendo rw'akazi muri Barcelona cyangwa Naryan-Mar, kandi wumva umeze nk'umuhungu wagumye ku wa gatanu muri iryo tsinda, yicaye kuri tapi, kandi mama ntazogera inzira. Kandi utangiye kwirinda imbuga nkoranyambaga (ariko birahagije yo kureba).

Ishyari

Nibyo, utangira kugirira ishyari abantu bose bowlti. Muri rusange, kubwimpamvu iyo ari yo yose. Ivanov yakiriye kwiyongera. Petrov yagiye mu biruhuko muri Peru. Sidorov yahinduye igare. Kozlov yahukanye kandi yongeye gushaka. Kandi ntabwo ugiye gutandukana burundu, kandi ntushaka kuba muri Peru, kandi ufite imodoka isanzwe, ariko ibyo bikorwa byose ntibishoboka, kuko uryamye ku buriri, uhagarara ku busosiyalisiti, urashya kuri basosiyalisiti, urashya kuri asosiyaliste, urashya mumbabarire wenyine. Ariko uri umuntu mwiza utagomba kugirira ishyari, nuko uba ishyari ryambere, hanyuma urye kubwiyi myumvire, ishyari no kurya - gusa. Uruziga rukabije.

Ntabwo ndi umuntu

Ukwezi kurangiye (rimwe na rimwe nyuma) ufite ukuri nyamukuru. Uri umushumba. Uratangira gutekereza ko ibi byose ari byiza, akazi, umwuga, ibyagezweho - intsinzi yose ya Kaleidoscope yari ubwoko bwubutayu. Abahanga mu by'imitekerereze babyita "Syndrome wo muri Samozviya", we na ba miunge babaye, kandi abashomeri barabitekereza igihe cyose. "Byagenda bite niba amahirwe yanjye ari ihuriro gusa? Mu buryo butunguranye, ndi ibyo nari mfite byose, ntibyari bikwiye? Mu buryo butunguranye ndi inzobere mbi? Mu buryo butunguranye, ntacyo mfite cyo na rimwe, cyangwa umwuga, nta murimo usanzwe, jya ku bapfunyi, bapfiriye ku ntebe? ".

"Urarenze"

Tekereza kuri "Gupfa ku ntebe" ntabwo bishimishije cyane. Ntukagikomeze. Ukeneye akazi. Byibuze bimwe. Kandi utangira gushaka ikintu cyoroshye, bihendutse. Ntabwo umuyobozi wishami, ariko umuyobozi usanzwe. Ntabwo umwanditsi mukuru, n'umudepite, umunyamakuru, akanyamakuru. Kandi hano urahita uvuga ngo: Ntabwo uduhuye, urarenze. Mu kirusiya n'amagambo nta kintu nk'iki, kandi iri jambo risobanura ko uri umunyabwenge cyane kuri uyu murimo, ufite ubumenyi bwinshi, bityo uzabigaragaza kenshi kuruta uko byakagombye kuba, neza, Uzahita uhita uhita ubona umwanya. Kubwibyo, muri rusange, birakwiye ko ikadiri idakujyana. N'ubundi kandi, ntazi kuzigama ubwoba, ntanubwo bujyanye no gufata kwiheba. Kandi, birashoboka, iyi ni umunezero we.

Buriwese agira inama yo kujya kwiga

Kandi dore inshuti nyinshi. Iga Ururimi! Wige ururimi rwa kabiri! Fata ubucuruzi! Ongera Impamyabumenyi! Hariho kandi icyiciro cyinshuti zishimira zikugira inama yo kureka byose, gukodesha villa yo muri Espagne hanyuma uruhuke ukwezi. Mwaramutse, basore, Ndi umushomeri! Ubwa mbere, ntamafaranga mfite. Icya kabiri, ubushake bwanjye buramugaye na sofa. I cya gatatu, ntabwo nigeze mfite ubushobozi mu ndimi, kandi wakuye he muri urwongereza azahita anoza ubuzima bwanjye? Ndetse biragoye gutongana hano: birumvikana ko ari ngombwa gukora ubucuruzi, cyane cyane niba hari igihe. Ariko imbaraga niho wasangamo?

Umuryango

Niba waguye kuri iki cyiciro, muriki gihe ufite hysterial ufite hysterialical hamwe numubabaro, gutera hafi ya buckwheat. Ntukora, kuko nta murimo. Ntabwo wiga, kuko bisaba amafaranga, kandi nta mbaraga uko byagenda kose. Kandi nturi muri Espagne, yego. Nibyiza, ukora ibyo ukunda ningo - ariko birakwiye isomo rikwiye ryumuntu ugezweho? Umugore azakomeza guhuza ubudahemuka (ariko bubabaje), kimwe, "umwanya we mu gikoni." Ku mugabo azareba cosos. Burigihe. Niba kandi ugifite ubwitonzi buhagije kuri pose, noneho nzabaza muri Yeisk inyandiko itaziguye yo kubaza - "kandi agahanga hefy wicaye murugo?"

Ikintu cyingenzi

Uhenze ni abashomeri, mubyukuri ntabwo tuyandikiye. Uzi byose, sofa izifuza munsi yawe. Turabyandika kubari hafi yawe. Kubakunzi bawe, uwo ukunda, inshuti zawe, nyirabukwe kuva muri Yeisk, amaherezo. Birashobora kubaho kuri buri kimwe, kandi abantu bose barashobora kumeneka. Shyigikira umuntu, mubyukuri, ntakintu cyiza. Nongeye guceceka. Suka ikirahure. Fata ikiganza ufate siporo cyangwa amasomo yubusa (bibaho). Reba hirya no hino: Mubyukuri biragaragara ko inshuti zawe zishakisha inzobere nkiyi muburyo buhanamye. Kuberako ntamuntu numwe ushaka kwicara mubyukuri kubakunzi no kuzuza sofa, rimwe na rimwe ukeneye gutanga ikiganza gifatika mugihe gikwiye - kandi ibintu byose byashizweho. Byanze bikunze.

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