Niba ubwoko bwawe bwagushizeho mu mperuka yapfuye, niba utakaje amakuru ashimishije, akayamurikira gusa amaso yacu, niba utazi abo bantu bose, nuburyo utazi mumasaha abiri, kuko warebye gusa Fb muminota 15, igihe kirageze cyo kugabanya urutonde rwinshuti!
Noneho rero, ubabarire:
imwe. Ubwoko wakoresheje icyi cyumwaka wa Ninetieth muri Pasiporo imwe. Nabonye izina rye, ibyiyumvo bya Nostalgic byazungurutse. Noneho urareba raporo uhereye kuri Nissan nshya kandi sinzi icyo uvuga.
2.. Inshuti imenyerewe wambutse kandi kubwimpamvu runaka yunguranye. Kuva icyo gihe, ntabwo wimuye igituba kimwe, nawe, mbere yo kureba urutonde rwinshuti, kandi ntiwibutse kubaho kwabwo.
3. Uwambere Niba utabaye inshuti nyazo, noneho ikuzimu! Kuki ukeneye gutwara ubugingo, usoma mubuzima bwe bwiza, cyangwa ukirana, ukareba uko anywa.
4. Umuntu wishimira abantu bose akurikiranye kumafoto ahatari abantu. Ntumenye no ku mpamvu abikora, tanga buto gusa.
5. Amateur asangira amafoto yakomeretse kandi yumubiri. Mumukureho niba wowe, birumvikana ko udashaka gukubita ingeso ya tablet.
6. Abakunzi batongana mubitekerezo byawe Yamaze gukwirakwiza abantu bose, reka rero agende.
7. Abafana b'inyigisho z'Umugambi. Ntazi kuba inshuti kandi bitinde cyangwa nyuma aracyagaragaza icyemezo muri wewe.
8. Ababyeyi Hariho ikintu cyiza kutabona.
9. Abana bawe bakuze. Ubakure kugeza bagusige.
imwe0. Murumuna wumukobwa wumukobwa wandika kubyerekeye ingimbi zidahuye. Bihagije kwitiranya umuhungu wumukene, ushaje uri urusenda.
11. Umunyamakuru wandika kubintu byayo gusa ninkingi. Uragukeneye ubwinshi.
imwe2. Umwanditsi ukomeye ukunda guhagarika ibitekerezo. Ahubwo, kura kugeza igihe nangiza imyumvire yanjye mu bitabo bye.
13. Raporo yumuntu Mu gihe urubanza rutagere ku kiganiro cy'urutonde rw'impapuro z'umusarani, ahitamo, mukigice cyiza.
14. Boss yawe Kuki yakongeraho?
15. inshuti yibagiwe Bimwe mu bipimo bye nabyo birasa mu mpera, kandi uzahinda umushyitsi nyuma yo gutungurwa: "Ninde wundi !?"
16. Adeline Umuntu utazi utandika ikintu cyose, ariko abeshya kandi asangira ibyo wanditse byose. Birashidikanya cyane.
17. Umuntu uhora aguhamagarira ikuzimu azi aho. Mu rwego rwo guca imuhamagarira imurikagurisha rya AxoLoley muri St. Petersburg, nubwo waranditse inshuro eshanu, nkuko wiruhukira kuri nyirakuru muri UFA, birashimishije Asolotli, kandi ntibitayeho.
18. Ubwiza Nta gikorwa, usibye gutangaza ibishushanyo mbonera bitera imbere bigize igikundiro. Muri rusange ni ukuri?
19. Umukoresha wanditse mu rurimi rutamenyerewe Buri gihe kimwe cyangwa bibiri muribi bizatangira muri lente. Ntibagusoma, kugirango ubashe gutandukana mumahoro.
20. PARICER A-Ah! Funga icumbi. A-Ah! Isazi. A-Ah! Mu mirire y'abana yasanze dinooxide. Nafig, Nafig.