Aya mabanga, abashobora kuba umukunzi utunganye, ntabwo azigishwa ahantu hose, usibye kumafoto.ru. Kuberako twamize ubwenge bwinshi bwo guhuza igitsina kubagore, ko bwatangiye guhagarara muburyo bwuzuye bwo mu mwobo - none ubu tuteguye kubisangiza muburyo bwahinduwe bwabagabo!
Birashoboka, ntamuntu numwe kwisi utazagerageza gutanga ibanga, nkuko bisanzwe bifuzwa ... Muri rusange, ubutumwa burasobanutse: igitsina ni cyiza kandi kidakenewe gusa gufata, ariko nanone kwifuzwa, ariko mugihe gikurikira nyuma yimibonano mpuzabitsina bizatwara kandi ntazahamagara - hanyuma nkabagabo.Nibyo, umukunzi mwiza agomba kwifuza umugore umwanya uwariwo wose nijoro. Nibyo, yego, niyo byombi binaniwe, muri snot cyangwa gutakaza ibisuguti i umucuruzi Merz ... byakozwe? Nibyiza, ninde wasezeranije, niki kizoroha ?!
Umuntu wese agomba gushobora kureshya, kandi niba atazi kwiga ibi. Byari bisanzwe gato gutangira? .. komeza, coberade, hanyuma ukagutuza, kandi ureke umufatanyabikorwa wawe akekwaho kuba abasomyi nkabo ku gihirako cy'ubwonko.
Buri kimwe, rwose muri buri mugabo uba kurtzanin. Umuntu amukunda kutibona, kugira abaturanyi basa, umuntu ahisha cyane ... muri rusange, ntubihishe. Kuyikuraho! Kandi ubishyireho! Imbere!
Hari kirazira? Kandi niba mbona?!
Umugore ufite injangwe yuzuye, kandi mubyukuri - inyamaswa iteye ubwoba, niba winjiye mu muhembe we, ukeneye ibibujijwe na kirabukiriye, n'ubushake bwo kujya mu butwari, berekana byuzuye kwizerana ...
Uragusaba kubaza: Nigute, bavuga, umutekano, imipaka, mu buryo butunguranye ni nymphomanka - kandi ibikorwa bye bitinyutse bizanzanira ibikomere? Nibyiza, urashobora kukubwira, birumvikana, kugirango ugerageze kwishyura indishyi zabanditsi ba firsing mahugurwa. Kandi tuzakugira inama yo gutwi (gusa ntuduha kuri twe), niba uhita udakunda, vuga kuri uwo munwa. Kandi witegure kumera kurundi ruhande. Ntabwo ari urukundo rwose. Ariko uzabaho igihe kirekire.
Gutinya ingendo yoroshye
Umukunzi mwiza agomba kwitegura ubushakashatsi, nkuko umugore ahora ashaka ibyiyumvo bishya. Imikino ya kera ningendo irashobora gutera gushakisha umukunzi mushya ... Biragaragara, nubwo bidasubirwaho bigukura mu bumisiyonari - ntukabyizere, birakabije. Uzemera - ako kanya uziruka gushaka indi nshya. Kandi kuva umubare wa poste ugarukira kubushobozi bwumubiri bwumubiri, ikintu gikennye kizagomba gukoresha ubuzima bwose mubushakashatsi. Bitinde bitebuke, birakangurira cyane mu ngendo za kera ... birabizi birabizi, birashoboka ko batitaweho kuva intangiriro, kubintu bitandukanye, niba ushaka?
Odes irangurura hejuru mu gifu
Noneho tuzakomeza kuri tweet nziza ikurikirana imibiri yose yaka. Mu magambo atatu: humura n'amanota! Nyuma ya byose, niba atwitse ishyaka, ntacyo bimutwaye kubintu byose bikubye munda. Kandi ntukemere ko bigoye kwitwara mu mfuruka. Kubera iyo mpamvu, bamwe mu banyacyubahiro ba shye banze gukora imibonano umunsi mwiza, bahitamo bwije, kandi iyi ni umupfakazi wa Penguin. Kandi umunyabwenge - ishema akuramo!Umugabo uzi ubwenge azerekana umubiri we ku mpande zatsinze kugirango atwike icyifuzo cyabafatanyabikorwa. Hindukira, muri make, birashira kandi biratekereza ko azatungurwa? Umwobo w'igihugu w'Ubuhinde! We, usanzwe bajyanama ba enterineti, ubu barimo bakora kimwe: uhereye ku mbaraga zanyuma zigerageza cyane kutarambura inguni - kandi icyarimwe werekane hejuru yinguni nziza ...
Noneho ibinyuranye
Tumaze kumenya ko inama zuburinganire zemewe zishimangira. Nhise mpa, nkuko bikwiye, Timph Roir. Bimaze gusiga hejuru ya shell ye yo hanze? Noneho ubu ndahita ngira imitambo ye no gukora bombo ivuyemo! Kuberako kugirango ukire, ugomba kubanza kwifuza. Kandi nadya t-shirt yerekana ingirabuzimaki za biceps yawe, ipantaro, ikibuno gifatika, gutembera, reba ikibuno, wirebera mu ndorerwamo wibaze: "Niba itangiye, noneho irashobora kuyitangira!"
Nagerageje, urwanya ubugingo? Nibyiza! Niba ari mu buryo bw'ikigereranyo, noneho wishimye abagore bakunda kuruta abishaka ... ariko bo muke ntitwari tuvuze ko, mu gitekerezo kidakwiriye!
Ba umwaka mushya wa Noheri!
Reka dusubire inyuma tuve inyuma kubitekerezo. Ntugateze ubwoba kumyenda y'imbere no mu byumwimerere. Abagore bakunda iyo umugabo asa nkaho abungabunzwe neza, ariko buri gihe muburyo bushya. Mumaze guterwa neza? Ntabwo, ntabwo aribyose! Gerageza guhura ukunda kuruta imyenda isobanutse, hamwe nibikoresho byiza hanyuma ushire umusatsi. Ntazahagarara rwose.Kurwanya ?! Dore indwara nkiyi yumukobwa wawe winzozi ... Ariko urakomeza, ntuhagarare! Kuba umukunzi mwiza bizagufasha kugerageza ukoresheje isura yawe. Tekereza, ni ikihe cyifuzo gishobora kugira pasiziya yawe, niba muhuye nawe mumyitozo ngororamubiri? Birakunze gutungurwa. Kurugero, kurugero, uhagaze kuri Inkweto. Muri kano kanya uzamwumva kuruta mbere hose. Urujijo rwose, umutekano muke wose, bose basabwagabwe mubyangavu gutunguranye.
Ikintu nyamukuru nukwihisha ibyo bitunguranye mbere yuko igaruka. Urumva ko wumva ko umuntu ufite igitsina, muburyo bwera rwose no kubura Alay. Uhuye rero - nyamuneka: yamaze kubona ubu bushobozi bwo kugerageza isura ye ... kandi ntibari babizi, mugihe atagerageje!
Uri, imizabibu ye irihe?
Buri gihe utandukanye: rimwe na rimwe wizeye muri wewe no gutinyuka, kandi rimwe na rimwe witonda kandi urakomereka. Reka icyo gisambage buri gihe kiguma muri wewe, ibyo nshaka gutanga ikintu icyo aricyo cyose. Nyuma ya byose, niba wabuze "kwerekana", umugore yahise ahindura ikintu gishimishije. Nibyo, niba utandukanye buri munsi, ashobora kutamenya ko ugaragaza ko amugaragaza - kandi byose kumuntu mwiza ... gutekereza kugirango utekereze mubyukuri - hanyuma uhinduke. Hariho ikintu cyumvikana kandi gihamye mubitekerezo.
Ariko ntutakaza! Bitinde bitebuke gucisha iyicarubozo kugirango ugaragaze nawe. Hanyuma, uzahura numugore ushaka. Niba kandi uri karemano, inyangamugayo, wishimye kandi wogejwe, birashoboka ko azagushaka. Hanyuma uzakora ibyo mwembi. Kwambara - mu buryo bwa mu buryo bwa mbere, decissive - kugerageza ... ariko ibi bizaba inkuru itandukanye rwose. Mugihe mwembi mutazimya uko ukwiye kugira inama zisamibonano kandi ntukumve uko ukonje rwose utari kumwe - ntuzagenda byoroshye kandi ushimishije!
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