30 jascos yimpeshyi: kandi washoboye bangahe kuriyi mpeshyi?

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Buri mwaka ku ya 31 Gicurasi, twisezeranya ubwacu: muriyi mpeshyi ntituzasezerana, ntituzahura nabyo, ntuhindukire! Tuzakuramo kandi tunezeze igiceri cyose.

Kandi buri mwaka ku ya 31 Kanama, turatangara: hagarara, kandi impande zanjye ziri he? Kuki yari mugufi? Hey, garuka, utange, ntabwo twagize umwanya! Kandi nyamara niba waramenye byibuze kimwe cya kabiri cyibi bintu, urashobora gupakurura inkweto za reberi hamwe numutimanama utuje: Impeshyi yanyuzwe nubusa. Kandi muri banki yingurube yo kwibuka cyane ni ukugenda nibyo gushyushya nimugoroba. Kandi ibindi bintu bisigaye byakozwe mu mpeshyi itaha!
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imwe. Kumunsi ushushe kugirango ashobore gukurura ice cream. Kandi ntibyoroshye, ariko hamwe no guteza imbere ku gahato "kandi reka ndumire", "umukobwa w'igikombe" kandi "gutonyanga, gutonyanga, ahubwo!
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2. Gutwika inyanya - nta kugabanuka kwose no gukata. Birasa rwose na pome, clum-chum. Kugira ngo ubwanwa butemba kandi ikongerera mu mashyaka yose!
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3. Buhoro buhoro mu muriro uhangayikishijwe na Sasige. Kandi bisa nkaho ntakintu cyiyemeje umuco wamayeri wavumbuwe. Iminota icumi kugirango wumve icyo aricyo. Hanyuma ushire mu muriro unyeganyega n'umugati.
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Bane. Kujugunya ibice byumuzingo winkweto. Gutungurwa uburyo ubwo bwoga. Byinshi byajanjaguwe ibiremwa byimbitse, ndashaka guswera!
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bitanu. Kugabana umucanga muri sandali, gusimbuka ku kuguru.
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6. Hitamo icyuma gihuje umutobe, guhungabana neza kugirango utavunika, ahubwo ukuremo ibiti - no guhekenya, tekereza ku kintu ubunebwe no kuzamurwa.
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7. Hura nigikorwa no kwihutira kubyifata kuri macro. Umwimerere uteye ubwoba, yego. Ariko nka mimmilo!
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umunani. Strawberry! Igomba rwose gutandukana na Puz. Igikombe kinini, inkombe ya banki, prostation na nirvana.
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icyenda. Hagarara munsi ya Pivot. Ibyangiritse, birumvikana!
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10. Kurenga kumpanga. No kuzunguruka, kuzunguruka, kubeshya! Kandi ugerageza kudahindukira mugihe ushaka konsa ikiremwa ukunda.
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cumi n'umwe. Biteye ubwoba kumusenyi ikintu kiteye ubwoba. Kandi wirinde imyenda ye. Noneho shyingura ukuguru mumucanga. Kandi ntutekereze kubintu byose.
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12. Gusa umanure ibirenge byawe mumazi akonje hanyuma wicare. Urengana atabajije amwenyura: "Umushoferi ameze ate?" - iyo miniriro mibi cyane.
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13. Bikwiranye nisoko, usibye imboga, umugozi munini ufite umutaka. Gufata imyumbati yoroheje - kandi reka abaturanyi baza gusara muri aromas!
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imweBane. Mw'ishyamba kugirango urebe umukungugu muri Beam wo mu kibeshyi no guhura n'igituba. Witotomba: "Nibyo, kuki, ntutinye!", Usa nkaho usebya izuru hanyuma ushyire buhoro buhoro inshinge.
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cumi na gatanu. Kubona swing, wibagirwe vuba uko ugiye mubyukuri.
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cumi na gatandatu. Umva impumuro y'ibyatsi Byihuse, uzamuke utekereze: "Mbega ukuntu parufe. Hano ... "Igitekerezo ntigikwiye gutekereza, komeza kugendera no guhumeka.
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17. Iruka muri cafe yo mu cyi "Kunywa ikintu cyiza." Tera cocktail yawe kumasaha abiri, reba pasirsby mumashanyarazi asekeje t-shati isekeje kandi ntushake kwimuka ahantu hose.
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cumi n'umunani. Ihute mumuhanda, uhita wegera imbuto zagaciro ntabwo zisobanutse neza, zikaba ishami no guswera, guhatana inzuki.
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cumi n'icyenda. Jya mu bubiko butunguranye, winjire mu ipantaro - hanyuma ujye ku gihuru gishyushye hamwe na sandali mu ntoki, wishimye.
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makumyabiri. Mubyiyumvo byo kugura nyirakuru mwiza hafi ya metro abantu benshi. Kujya murugo, gushushanya inyuma yumutwe no guhungabanya salade shingiro. Shakisha ko bishoboka rwose guhamya n'ibyatsi.
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21. Icara ku muriro, uva mu mwotsi, hanyuma ntushimishe guta T-ishati yanywa itabi mu gukaraba.
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22. Kuza murugo nyuma yumunsi ushyushye, ingendo zuzuye, gukurura inkweto no koza amaguru n'amazi akonje.
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23. Inenge hasi kandi ishishikajwe no kureba ahantu amakamba y'ibiti arimo guhubuka.
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24. Monte watermelon yose. Hamwe no kwinezeza, guswera no koroshya, umazegutegura igifuniko cyiza - kandi ntibitangaje mu buryo bw'igitangaza.
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25 Reba, nk'injangwe, watangijwe mu kibanza cyizuba, umaze gusobanukirwa nirvana.
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26. Hamwe no guseka no gutaka: "Hey, yewe, ntutinyuke!" Kuri dilute kuva imbwa itose, izakomeza kunyuzwa kuri wewe.
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27. Kwicara hamwe nigitabo muri parike mugicucu - ibindi kubwibyo inzira ubwayo kuruta kubwigitabo.
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28. Umwuka wo mu rugo. Kuri noneho kumenya amara yamabara abiri mumufuka wawe, igikonoshwa mu gikapu cyo kwisiga, hamwe na chamishether ya chamiquet ku gipangu hamwe n'ibirungo.
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29. Umva umuyaga mumisatsi no mu mwenda muremure w'amabara.
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mirongo itatu. Kuzamuka ahantu hirengeye kandi kuva ahose dutekereza. Kandi utekereze ku bihe bidashira. Kandi ushaka ko bitazarangira no kuri wewe byihuta. Yego!

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