Ntabwo tuzasubiramo ikintu kigaragara ubu ko imibonano mpuzabitsina cyane ari itegeko rya mugenzi wawe kubushakashatsi bwawe. Kubwibyo, inama zikurikira kubasomyi zarushijeho kuba uburambe bwa buri. Ntabwo ari ngombwa gufata ibintu byose ku kwizera no kwiruka kuri Bwene. Nubwo gerageza, birashoboka ko ugifite agaciro. Injyana "umunwa-wo mu ntoki"
"Kuri njye, ikintu cy'ingenzi n'urufunguzo rwo gutsinda ni ugushiraho injyana nafataga mu kanwa kanjye tugenda."
Amaboko ntabwo azira kurambirwa
Ati: "Mugihe ndi hasi, rwose ndagerageza kumugaburira kandi icyuma ni amaboko yubuntu, igituza, amabere n'imbere yimbere yikibuno."
Ibyerekeye Ururimi
Ati: "Ntangiye kwikinisha, kubusa, niba natoje cyane muri ice cream. Uruhushya rurerure umwe mu bagize ururimi rukomeye kugeza igihe nzabifata mu kanwa. "
Sat Yego
"Amayeri yanjye ni rap of umutobe w'inzabibu. Cyangwa orange. Muri rusange, ibinyobwa byose bitera amacandwe. Sinigeze ndekura iyi hack. "
Iriba
"Nta kubabazwa n'amavuta na Vaseline, iterambere ryagiye imbere, bigurira kuri librible ihindagurika n'iryohekwa."
Guswera nka Vacuum Cleaner
Ati: "Niba ari igihingwa, noneho konka birakenewe cyane kandi byibanda ku nkombe z'umutwe, niba atariyo, nibyiza gukurura no konsa no gukata mu gace k'umusego."
Amaso kumaso
Ati: "Guhuza n'inda ni ngombwa cyane. Kandi umukunzi wanjye yitangiye cyane iyo mbifashe mu kanwa akamureba. "
Gerageza kwimuka kwirabura
Ati: "Ubusanzwe mfata umunyamuryango mu kanwa, kandi ndatobora ukuboko kwanjye k'ubusa no kwimuka cyane. Ndakugira inama yo kubiganiraho mbere. Muri rusange, umukunzi wanjye akunda iyo mpamagaye umuryango w'inyuma. "
Umva kandi uganire kubyo ukunda
Ati: "Mfite inama imwe gusa - vuga kandi muganire. Mugirire inama. "
Kubaha Shararah.
Ati: "Dukora nk'urutoki hamwe n'umunyamuryango, kandi muri iki gihe kurigata scrotum n'umwanya muto munsi yacyo. Irahindura byinshi. "
Mubyifuzo bimwe bihinduka cyane
Ati: "Niba udahaye amahoro y'icyubahiro cy '" umuhogo wimbitse ", ndakugira inama yo guhuza umutwe mu buriri, kugira ngo umukunzi wawe akugereho hasi. Ifasha guhagarika reflit recox. Gucana, bizagenda byinjira no mu zindi myanya. "
Reflex irashobora guhagarikwa
"Hack yanjye, ubwo nahigana no kutabogama ku buryo utabishaka, mpindukisha ikiganza mu gihimba, ubwonko buhinduka kandi mu muhogo urekura."
Ntukibagirwe kumutwe
Ati: "Dukunda byombi iyo mfashe umutwe w'abanyamuryango igihe kirekire, ndarigata byose kandi ko."
Nzashyiraho
"Gukaraba, gutera ubwoba, ariko ntibirenze, amajwi amwe agomba kuba yararohamye ibyo byumwotsi n'ibindi."
Ntukirengagize imvugo yumubiri
Ati: "Buri gihe numva umubiri w'umuntu niba utoroshye ugatangira guhumeka cyane kandi bikomeye, noneho bibanda kubyagenze neza muri iki gihe nyine. Ntuzigere ushuka umubiri. "
Amenyo yihishe
"Nta na rimwe amenyo yawe akwiye gukoraho umunyamuryango. Ntabwo byoroshye bidashimishije, birashobora kubabaza cyane. Tekereza umuntu ahekenya clitoris yawe! Hano. Byongeye kandi, urashobora gutera ubwoba mugenzi wawe na we, nubwo akunda imibonano mpuzabitsina mu kanwa, azamwirinda nawe. Ukeneye? "
Motifike
"Jye n'umugabo wanjye twagerageza kwicara ku buryo rushobora kuntera icyo gihe inyuma, Papa, ruzana umusatsi, byongera uruhare runini, nishimiye kandi sinshaka guhagarara."
Pop muri studio
"Ikinyobwa cyose gikonje cya karubone, indimu, champagne, nabyo, birakwiriye. Dufata gato mu kanwa, dufata neza umunyamuryango kandi dukanda ururimi, igituba kizatangira guturika kandi ... Sinzakomeza kubivuga. "
Shaka umunezero
"Kuvunika ntabwo ari kimwe aho kandi atari igihano. Kora ibi ushishikaye kandi ntuzigere ubikora niba udashaka. "
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